My Long Brown…, Absinthe Front Row, Vegas Noobs, & 6 Bottles of Cognac in 1 Night

[ocam]

So we met an insane amount of Canadian girls there that weekend as well and it turns out the reason there's so many of them there is due to some Canadian Holiday called Civic/Provincial Day. Sounds like a stupid holiday to me but we met so many good looking, friendly Canadian chicks that weekend we're already planning our next annual trip for the same weekend!

"The first Monday of August is a holiday for people in many parts of Canada. It is a statutory holiday in some provinces and territories but in others it has another legal status. It is often called the "August Holiday", "Civic Holiday", "Provincial Day" or other local names, such as Terry Fox Day in Manitoba. "

I like the sound of this !!

[braden801]

Karl Malone!! YES!!! (I'm a Utah native) So, Gold was a hit it sounds like?! I have about 1MM LP's from MyVegas as well. Sounds like a good way to spend them.

[HeySuburbia]

Karl Malone!! YES!!! (I'm a Utah native) So, Gold was a hit it sounds like?! I have about 1MM LP's from MyVegas as well. Sounds like a good way to spend them.

I've redeemed the Gold MyVegas reward twice and both times it was packed and a pretty good time. Once was on a Friday and once was on a Saturday. Ladies get free open bar so it gets packed with girls that are staying at the Aria.

[ArmyVegas]

So we met an insane amount of Canadian girls there that weekend as well and it turns out the reason there's so many of them there is due to some Canadian Holiday called Civic/Provincial Day. Sounds like a stupid holiday to me but we met so many good looking, friendly Canadian chicks that weekend we're already planning our next annual trip for the same weekend!

That makes absolute sense now....I never thought to ask why are they here? Probably would have came off rude. Good thing is that's my Birthday weekend so I will be back next year too. Hopefully they will too eh?

[ArmyVegas]

Karl Malone!! YES!!! (I'm a Utah native) So, Gold was a hit it sounds like?! I have about 1MM LP's from MyVegas as well. Sounds like a good way to spend them.

Yes it was a hit. For the amount of LP's it's perfect. Plus if one of those nights you want to party but not hardcore party....this is the place.

I've redeemed the Gold MyVegas reward twice and both times it was packed and a pretty good time. Once was on a Friday and once was on a Saturday. Ladies get free open bar so it gets packed with girls that are staying at the Aria.

I'm wondering about the Deuce Lounge now. I think I will try that out next time and see how that goes. I heard something about open bar for the ladies but I completely forgot about it while I was there. Makes sense why there was a line of girls waiting to get in.

[HeySuburbia]

I'm wondering about the Deuce Lounge now. I think I will try that out next time and see how that goes. I heard something about open bar for the ladies but I completely forgot about it while I was there. Makes sense why there was a line of girls waiting to get in.

I've done the Deuce one as well and it was totally dead when we were there. It was also a Sunday night though so I'm not sure if that played a part in it.

They have two blackjack tables in there and I felt super sorry for the dealers because there wasn't a single person playing so they were literally just standing there for the two hours we were in there. I almost went and played just so they wouldn't be so bored, but the minimums were pretty high and me being wasted and playing blackjack is bad news.

[ArmyVegas]

I've done the Deuce one as well and it was totally dead when we were there. It was also a Sunday night though so I'm not sure if that played a part in it.

They have two blackjack tables in there and I felt super sorry for the dealers because there wasn't a single person playing so they were literally just standing there for the two hours we were in there. I almost went and played just so they wouldn't be so bored, but the minimums were pretty high and me being wasted and playing blackjack is bad news.

Everytime I passed by there on the way to take a cab I have always seen it bumping. Good music...not too many people though...maybe 10-15? Other than that it looked REALLY dark in there. Looks like a good chill or Afterparty spot.....

[ArmyVegas]

Day 3 Final....

So I tried to get some pics and videos of the nights in question but my bros don't want anything incriminating on the net.

So Ariana takes a couple shots of Hennessy and immediately she is loose as a goose. Dancing, flirting, bringing girls over to have shots. About an hour rolls by. I start to get nervous at our bottles being gone because I read on the forums here about bottle rats. "I need to see how much alcohol we have left" I said. I go to check the bottle and about half of one is gone. That's it. WTF. We have 2 1/2 more. So Dwayne is slumped over with a shot in his hand and being the friend that I am I yell "Dwayne! Wake up! You gonna spill your shot!" He wakes halfway up and takes his shot. Then he tells me he needs to go to the bathroom. I point him to the direction and at the same time Ariana says she wants to go dance. Cool. He's a grown man. I'll check on him later. Mo Money Mo Problems comes on and she's dancing with me waving her watch side to side. Then she does the come here signal to someone behind me and next thing you know i'm sandwiched between two females. Now i love Cologne...so it's only right I know Perfume and Cool Water Perfume for me just does something to me. That's exactly what she was wearing. Don't remember the exact features of her....I just remember certain parts and she was well equipped to get hit.

Couple songs go by and she wants to know who I came here with and is that my girl. Ok. I know where this is going. As I start to think about Holy Grail of a threesome Mark comes over and says " Hey, have you seen Dwayne?" Hell no but i'm sure he's fine I told him. Then I start to think about how much time has passed. I have a crazy mind so i'm like...what if he's choking on his vomit or some shit. Mind gets the best of me so we tell them to sit at the table and tell security we will be back. I check the club and Mark checks outside the club. I don't find him. I come back to the table and Ariana is there by herself. Other girl left. Shit. So I join her. I'm just hoping Mark finds Dwayne. We start talking and drinking some more and she thanks me for cheering her up. I'm like whatever...just don't want to see you sad. Have fun. It's Vegas. Enjoy yourself.

More drinks and she starts to tell me how she has never been with a man. Ok. I see. Vegas karma is coming back at me for ditching the threesome to go look for my boy. I tell her are you curious and she starts going into detail about how she should go for it tonight because her girl cheated. I tell her do what you feel just don't regret it and have fun...it's Vegas you know. So at this point i'm beyond buzzed. I'm flat out drunk. She is too. I check the bottle and out of three only one has some liquid in it. Less than half....I pour some more with the intentions of finishing it off and then finishing her off and then Mark comes back and says that Dwayne has thrown up in the hallway and he had to take him to the room and we need to go. He says..."Man your drunk we need to hit the room" I say absolutely. I tell him to bring Ariana and he drunk buddy carries me upstairs with Ariana following.

And End Credits.....

Don't remember shit else. I awake the next morning and find Dwayne hugging the small ass garbage can on the floor, i'm still in my clothes and Mark is asssssss naked with Ariana assssss naked in the bed with him. I look down and see two ripped condoms wrappers. Hooooooold up. Did you just "Intercept" the vagina? wooooooooow. I'm not even mad though. Later on I find out that they started off smashing in my bed for "FUN" because I was so knocked out. That's not cool. I could have gotten juices on me and then when I woke up I would have had to fuck someone up. Anyway they took it back to their bed. No nookie for me. Just this insane hangover. I try to head to the sink to drink some water....nope....I lay back down and try to sleep it off to fuck some shit up tomorrow.

To Be Continued: Absinthe Front Row.....

[Cirilo Medina]

Wow cock-blocked big time! Not cool at all. At least you didn't be a hater too, just went with the flow. That's how the dice rolled that night

[Brooklyn Marc]

LMFAO, i don't know kid your a better man than me. Few things about the first couple days of this would have had me straight pissed at your boys... lol. Hope it tuned around for you a lil bit.

[ocam]

Ooooof @ the interception

[boxim]

LMAO wow....classic, I wouldn't call that an interception or a cock block tho, that's a sub you knocked out and your boy did the exact same thing you would have done in that situation.

[boxim]

lol...these hoes aint loyal

[ArmyVegas]

Wow cock-blocked big time! Not cool at all. At least you didn't be a hater too, just went with the flow. That's how the dice rolled that night

Yeah. That's me 100%. I don't hate I just go with the flow. Life is too short to be stressed. Long as everyone is having a good time i'm cool.

LMFAO, i don't know kid your a better man than me. Few things about the first couple days of this would have had me straight pissed at your boys... lol. Hope it tuned around for you a lil bit.

Yeah. I was pissed at them but I know this is who they are. I grew up with these guys so sometimes they are up...sometimes down. Some things never change. It did turn around for me though and everyone had fun.

[ArmyVegas]

Ooooof @ the interception

LOL. I was a little heated when I woke up because she looked so good naked. I actually think that's what got me more mad than the actual fact that he smashed. She looked so damn good naked.

LMAO wow....classic, I wouldn't call that an interception or a cock block tho, that's a sub you knocked out and your boy did the exact same thing you would have done in that situation.

It was an interception. I was being careless with the ball not thinking about the 4th quarter and I threw it to Revis Island. Another thing...I don't want to get too graphic (site decorum) but Mark told me the "touchdown" was so good that after he was out the end zone he HAD to put his protection on again shortly after. Hence the two wrappers.