Girl from PURE burned me!!??

[Cisco419]

Nice thread topic!

I came in here for a story of a host doing you wrong and completely got caught by surprise!

Another Lesson: DONT SCRUB YOUR DICK WITH SOAP FOR MORE THAN A NORMAL AMOUNT OF TIME! It WILL cut your penis!

Disclaimer:ididnotlearnthismasturbating

I don't think you're supposed to scrub your genitals. LOL

Triangle Scrub brah! lol
A way of cleaning your balls and penis. The motion of scrubing the top of your junk, then the left side in the crease of your leg, and the other crease on the right side.
Dane- " Dude i cheated on my girl and when i got home i had to triangle scrub my balls because there was so much glitter."

[cm4short]

I like this story just for the simple fact you kicked naked girls out your room. Re-inventing the wall of shame.

[Moezilla]

hilarious. i havent posted in forever, but this got me back!

I definitely came back for this. FANTASTIC!!!

And really? 2 hours of awful sex, let alone "got dry quick" sex... I yelled "WHAT THE F!*K?!" At my computer. Thanks for that.

[mysticsavage]

Post of the year material right here!!

[NyceGuy]

This is amazing.

[LS6]

Lol this is gold!

Thank you for the tip.. ill be sure to share this one.

[joelDOWNUNDER]

Nice thread topic!

I came in here for a story of a host doing you wrong and completely got caught by surprise!

Another Lesson: DONT SCRUB YOUR DICK WITH SOAP FOR MORE THAN A NORMAL AMOUNT OF TIME! It WILL cut your penis!

Disclaimer:ididnotlearnthismasturbating

truth! haahhaahah

[irwin91]

Anyone else got some?
I can drop one from just where I live;

The start of this is just what ive been told: One night got so blind, feel thru a window at the establishment, partied for few more hours till a hideous girl said I had to go. Long story short: I woke up next to this swine of a woman and I was covered in blood. I procedded to kick her the f out ASAP and than smelt everything on my body that would fit into an orifice. Luckily no odor was found. To graffic?

[ellejay]

What a story, But seriously dont pee in the shower its like not cool.

I like your candor though...

[ellejay]

Anyone else got some?
I can drop one from just where I live;

The start of this is just what ive been told: One night got so blind, feel thru a window at the establishment, partied for few more hours till a hideous girl said I had to go. Long story short: I woke up next to this swine of a woman and I was covered in blood. I procedded to kick her the f out ASAP and than smelt everything on my body that would fit into an orifice. Luckily no odor was found. To graffic?

I dont understand....odor? Wait....ewwwww

You should stick with clean women and that shouldnt be an issue!!! Funny story though

[bhart]

It hurt just reading that :/

[redbullvodka]

Anyone else got some?
I can drop one from just where I live;

The start of this is just what ive been told: One night got so blind, feel thru a window at the establishment, partied for few more hours till a hideous girl said I had to go. Long story short: I woke up next to this swine of a woman and I was covered in blood. I procedded to kick her the f out ASAP and than smelt everything on my body that would fit into an orifice. Luckily no odor was found. To graffic?

Gross...

[MikeyTantalo]

LMAO.. thinking you got burned by a host.. or rolled by a hooker.. and no.. you got exfoliant in your twig and giggle berries... EPIC!! lmao.. made my night!

[Guest]

This thread is like a fatal car crash on the highway, I dont want to look, but cant help it

[ellejay]

ew