Girl from PURE burned me!!??

[DaniJ715]

Nice thread topic!

I came in here for a story of a host doing you wrong and completely got caught by surprise!

Another Lesson: DONT SCRUB YOUR DICK WITH SOAP FOR MORE THAN A NORMAL AMOUNT OF TIME! It WILL cut your penis!

Disclaimer:ididnotlearnthismasturbating

I don't think you're supposed to scrub your genitals. LOL

Triangle Scrub brah! lol
A way of cleaning your balls and penis. The motion of scrubing the top of your junk, then the left side in the crease of your leg, and the other crease on the right side.
Dane- " Dude i cheated on my girl and when i got home i had to triangle scrub my balls because there was so much glitter."

The Dane Cook quote came to my mind when I read this too! LOL

[not a vet but no rookie]

Makes me wanna go back to Vegas and end up with more crazy stories

[Ronde]

haha crazy. what would be interesting is the conversations those girls had about the girl that hooked up with you. They may be telling her to get tested or something. Ruined the rest of their trip and the flight back home. haha.

I'm actually still friends with one of the girls on FB! I haven't had the balls to hit her up yet since the incident, suprisingly I havent been blocked or deleted yet so I think she still has some love for me! haha

[SkizzleFresh]

I don't think you're supposed to scrub your genitals. LOL

unless you just had sex with a random girl in vegas

This. If you had kept her around to assist in this process though, then an exception is made...