Girl from PURE burned me!!??

[Ronde]

Just thought I should share this story with people. Last year, I went with my cousins to Vegas for a couple of days. My cousin is a bartender in Hollywood and knew people from different clubs so we got a hooked up a lot. We also attracted a whole lot of groups of women trying to party with us. One night we decided to take this group of about 6 girls from Florida with us to Pure and mind that there is only 3 of us. The night was pretty fun anf got a little crazy after from what I remember either belvedere or goose came to us.

The next morning I woke up and my cousin was butt naked on the floor on top of a mattress with two of the girls and I was in bed with another one. Hungover and confused I thought the best thing to do was to hop in the shower and scrub away. So I was using a lot of soap and scrubbing pretty hard. Next thing you know I peed in the shower and OMGGGGG!!! The most painful thing I have ever experienced shot up my penis! So I started panicking and screaming thinking one of the girls from last night gave me an STD something! So I ended up kicking them out my room at the PH while they were still in their underwear and one was still naked and just wrapped a blanket around her. So my cousin tried to calm me down and kept on telling me to pee again. About 3 pees later the pain was gone. So he asked me what I did after I woke up and I told him I took a shower and was scrubbing super hard since I didnt know what had happened last night.

Then it CLICKED! He smacked me upside my head and yelled "You dumb**** you got soap in your ****, and you kicked out the bit***es".. SO apparently I was not burnt by anyone and that since I was scrubbing so hard, some of the soap with exfoliation beads got in my thang thang which caused some pain.... SMH

LESSON: When having sex drunk, never take off your condom after so that the next morning, you know that you used protection!!! and don't kick the girls out until they buy me breakfast!!

[Charles~]

Just thought I should share this story with people. Last year, I went with my cousins to Vegas for a couple of days. My cousin is a bartender in Hollywood and knew people from different clubs so we got a hooked up a lot. We also attracted a whole lot of groups of women trying to party with us. One night we decided to take this group of about 6 girls from Florida with us to Pure and mind that there is only 3 of us. The night was pretty fun anf got a little crazy after from what I remember either belvedere or goose came to us.

The next morning I woke up and my cousin was butt naked on the floor on top of a mattress with two of the girls and I was in bed with another one. Hungover and confused I thought the best thing to do was to hop in the shower and scrub away. So I was using a lot of soap and scrubbing pretty hard. Next thing you know I peed in the shower and OMGGGGG!!! The most painful thing I have ever experienced shot up my penis! So I started panicking and screaming thinking one of the girls from last night gave me an STD something! So I ended up kicking them out my room at the PH while they were still in their underwear and one was still naked and just wrapped a blanket around her. So my cousin tried to calm me down and kept on telling me to pee again. About 3 pees later the pain was gone. So he asked me what I did after I woke up and I told him I took a shower and was scrubbing super hard since I didnt know what had happened last night.

Then it CLICKED! He smacked me upside my head and yelled "You dumb**** you got soap in your ****, and you kicked out the bit***es".. SO apparently I was not burnt by anyone and that since I was scrubbing so hard, some of the soap with exfoliation beads got in my thang thang which caused some pain.... SMH

LESSON: When having sex drunk, never take off your condom after so that the next morning, you know that you used protection!!! and don't kick the girls out until they buy me breakfast!!

Hyper focus on this. You dirty Ronde.

[FunkyFresh]

Dude thats fuckin comedy!!!

[WarreN]

Nice thread topic!

I came in here for a story of a host doing you wrong and completely got caught by surprise!

Another Lesson: DONT SCRUB YOUR DICK WITH SOAP FOR MORE THAN A NORMAL AMOUNT OF TIME! It WILL cut your penis!

Disclaimer:ididnotlearnthismasturbating

[WT661]

haha crazy. what would be interesting is the conversations those girls had about the girl that hooked up with you. They may be telling her to get tested or something. Ruined the rest of their trip and the flight back home. haha.

[Andrew@LasVegasNightclubs]

hahaha!!!

[Chappy]

Bwahhhh ha ha

[KristinK]

I don't think you're supposed to scrub your genitals. LOL

[DeX]

I don't think you're supposed to scrub your genitals. LOL

unless you just had sex with a random girl in vegas

[WiscoBrad]

So I was using a lot of soap and scrubbing pretty hard. Next thing you know I peed in the shower and OMGGGGG!!!

So that's what the kids are calling it these days...

Sorry Ronde, couldn't resist man!

[KristinK]

I don't think you're supposed to scrub your genitals. LOL

unless you just had sex with a random girl in vegas

LMFAO. I guess you're right.

[Sidekicknicholas]

Our last trip my roomie woke up and came stumbling into our room (naked with a blanket) and was scared shitless....

Started by saying he brought home a really ugly girl, and can't remember if they had sex (was certain because of the next part)... continues by saying there are red painfull bumps all over his dong and he wants me to look at it to see if it is "normal".... first, I love the guy, but peering upon his messed up junk is where I draw the line.... he insists that he'll cover up 90% of it so I can just see one of the red bumps.... I tell him fine but he owes me breakfast and lunch, we agree on dinner (just got more gay, I know...)... I look, things are NOT normal, it looks like his dick was burn victim and I concluded he was screwed.

About an hour later the ugly girl wakes up (who was infact quite ugly) and I invite her to breakfast because "my roomie had a great time last night".... he is pissed. After some awkward food, my roomie blurts out in these exact words, "did we hump last night?... and do you have STDs?".... she is pissed and asked if he seriously doesn't remember, he proceeds to tell her about his problem and she get more pissed.

She begins to tell us how he was so drunk it all barely worked and the sex lasted an awful 2+ hours and got dry quick.... I guess he rubbed himself raw and all the red bumps were scabs.... gross.

I looked at another man's penis for nothing but did get one of the most awesome breakfasts I've ever had.

[WarreN]

Our last trip my roomie woke up and came stumbling into our room (naked with a blanket) and was scared shitless....

Started by saying he brought home a really ugly girl, and can't remember if they had sex (was certain because of the next part)... continues by saying there are red painfull bumps all over his dong and he wants me to look at it to see if it is "normal".... first, I love the guy, but peering upon his messed up junk is where I draw the line.... he insists that he'll cover up 90% of it so I can just see one of the red bumps.... I tell him fine but he owes me breakfast and lunch, we agree on dinner (just got more gay, I know...)... I look, things are NOT normal, it looks like his dick was burn victim and I concluded he was screwed.

About an hour later the ugly girl wakes up (who was infact quite ugly) and I invite her to breakfast because "my roomie had a great time last night".... he is pissed. After some awkward food, my roomie blurts out in these exact words, "did we hump last night?... and do you have STDs?".... she is pissed and asked if he seriously doesn't remember, he proceeds to tell her about his problem and she get more pissed.

She begins to tell us how he was so drunk it all barely worked and the sex lasted an awful 2+ hours and got dry quick.... I guess he rubbed himself raw and all the red bumps were scabs.... gross.

I looked at another man's penis for nothing but did get one of the most awesome breakfasts I've ever had.

This girl must have been prettty FUUG! She remembers everything, so she wasn't hammered. Which means she allowed "dry sex" to go on for 2+ hours?!!

[DeX]

Our last trip my roomie woke up and came stumbling into our room (naked with a blanket) and was scared shitless....

Started by saying he brought home a really ugly girl, and can't remember if they had sex (was certain because of the next part)... continues by saying there are red painfull bumps all over his dong and he wants me to look at it to see if it is "normal".... first, I love the guy, but peering upon his messed up junk is where I draw the line.... he insists that he'll cover up 90% of it so I can just see one of the red bumps.... I tell him fine but he owes me breakfast and lunch, we agree on dinner (just got more gay, I know...)... I look, things are NOT normal, it looks like his dick was burn victim and I concluded he was screwed.

About an hour later the ugly girl wakes up (who was infact quite ugly) and I invite her to breakfast because "my roomie had a great time last night".... he is pissed. After some awkward food, my roomie blurts out in these exact words, "did we hump last night?... and do you have STDs?".... she is pissed and asked if he seriously doesn't remember, he proceeds to tell her about his problem and she get more pissed.

She begins to tell us how he was so drunk it all barely worked and the sex lasted an awful 2+ hours and got dry quick.... I guess he rubbed himself raw and all the red bumps were scabs.... gross.

I looked at another man's penis for nothing but did get one of the most awesome breakfasts I've ever had.

usually i have someone buy me dinner BEFORE i look at their penis.

[mrankimonki]

hilarious. i havent posted in forever, but this got me back!