Texts from last night

[Keebler]

we definately know it wasn't tao sending that txt! jk

This is true. We all know he doesnt close the deal.

[Addicted2SinCity]

(516): Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.


there aren't words for how awesome this is.

[nyc2vegas]

(516): Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.


there aren't words for how awesome this is.

haha well of course it is.....hence the area code

[NoCo81]

This one goes out to the AOD.
(570): Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
(717): So for us it's double that?
(570): Precisely.

[Keebler]

..... and.... I wont be going out to clubs in NYC anytime soon.

(505): That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.

[SoCal Girl]

(775): If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.


(614): you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
(614): sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
(1-614): it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?

[Addicted2SinCity]

..... and.... I wont be going out to clubs in NYC anytime soon.

(505): That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.

ahh, new york...what a classy place

[Keebler]

ahh, new york...what a classy place

"What is that perfume your wearing? Im sorry, is that urine # 1?"

[KC2Vegas]

Also check out this website

twiapp.com.

They got some funny videos. This started as a iPhone app now a website.

[Addicted2SinCity]

(731): can we take a shower together?
(901): no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing

[SoCal Girl]

(731): can we take a shower together?
(901): no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing

ohh I read that one I loved it.

[Keebler]

(203): thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.

hahaha

[SoCal Girl]

Halloween text are so much fun.

(971): this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word

(516): I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory


This one is for a certain someone:

(480): you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.

[LovesVegas18888]

HAHAHAH.. i love the (408) one.. that's great

[Keebler]

Halloween text are so much fun.

(971): this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word

Now THAT is a great line