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Originally posted by LovesVegas18888 View Post(708): I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
Dang it I read that on this morning and I was going to post it.Dear Captain Morgan.....I've seen the pics we need to talk!
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Oh I can't wait to see if I can guess which ones are yours.Originally posted by LovesVegas18888 View Postlol. Wishin and I posted some on that site.. hopefully they will show up soon because they are really funny.Dear Captain Morgan.....I've seen the pics we need to talk!
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My favorite ones:
(512) I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and the thank you card I was buying was not related.
(330) First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: That's 3 in Spanish. Number 4: fuck Three Doors Down
(413) I'd pretty much put it in anything at this point. Couch. Jello. Dogs. Twelve year old boys...
(239) I wish I could drop acid with the Muppets.
(519) What if the hokeypoke really is what it's all about?
(775) What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
(775) A crazy fucking bitch that WILL find your ass.
"Fuck your friends, just do what you want to do" Aside from the more famous, "If you're not here, you're fucking up" AOD... Epic. "
Killerfanatics
"When our AOD powers combine, anything is possible..."
Nyceguy
"So guys I'm gonna start planning Aria's funeral for 2011. That girl can party. I can't imagine her living in that city."
Charles~
8/08, 12/08, 4/09, 12/09, NYE 09/10, 1/10, 2/10, 3/10, 4/10, 5/10, 6/10, 10/10, 5/11, 10/11, 5/12, 7/12, 1/13, 5/13, 9/13.
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hahahahahahaOriginally posted by SoCal Girl View PostSpeaking of calling each other by our screen names in the other thread.
(630): he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.GO BIG OR GO HOME
Impromptu Vegas Trip 2/4 - 2/7
Staying in Planet Hollywood
2/4 - TBD
2/5 -TBD
2/6 - TBD
Back to Vegas, JC meet up, MAY 2010
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