Texts from last night

[Cisco419]

What's the rule if a guy tells you a number below 3?????

Then that means he just put his ball in like on Pineapple Express!!! lol

[Cisco419]

Well if any of the ladies are interested I am getting my own room in May and your more than welcome to crash with me

[Guest]

Well if any of the ladies are interested I am getting my own room in May and your more than welcome to crash with me

I thought u were using your room for the Dorm Dazzee and you have to leave the door open

[Cisco419]

I thought u were using your room for the Dorm Dazzee and you have to leave the door open

Oh my door will most likely stay open to whoever wants to party.... but if their's a sock or something like that on the door handle.... then I might need some ladies to help me find my other sock

[Guest]

Oh my door will most likely stay open to whoever wants to party.... but if their's a sock or something like that on the door handle.... then I might need some ladies to help me find my other sock

daaaaaaang... Cisco is a pimp; I forgot how to pull player moves like that. Actually both UEJ and I need some brushing up.

[BarrelO]

Oh my door will most likely stay open to whoever wants to party.... but if their's a sock or something like that on the door handle.... then I might need some ladies to help me find my other sock

I take it you'll be wearing the other sock RHCP-style?

[SoCal Girl]

Well if any of the ladies are interested I am getting my own room in May and your more than welcome to crash with me

Do we have to sleep on an air mattress? Or two chairs put together like your other friends?

[Cisco419]

Do we have to sleep on an air mattress? Or two chairs put together like your other friends?

Well I'll offer my bed first and if you dont want that then.... kick rocks! lol j/k

[wat]

Just to bring this thread back to the main topic:

(512): At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes, "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."

[restyle]

We have a great group of girls here at JC.com!

mmhmm now you're just sucking up

[Keebler]

I take it you'll be wearing the other sock RHCP-style?

Love the Anthony Kedis reference

Just to bring this thread back to the main topic:

(512): At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes, "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."

hahahaha

[P-tr-ck]

(512): At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes, "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."

hahaha this one is great!

[wat]

lol, so wrong:

(317): you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.

AHAHAHAHAH

(337): you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm

[Keebler]

(337): you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm

hahahahahahahaha

[Drew]

Quote:
Originally Posted by tao_experience
(337): you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
hahahahahahahaha

we definately know it wasn't tao sending that txt! jk