Vegas 101:

[Cisco419]

ALWAYS bring a back up ID!!!!! (Nyceguy rule #1)

If a hooker... eh I mean stripper steals your shit and you find her and she tells you to meet her at Hooters solo DONT DO IT! Or dont go solo!

Double check Crystal Geisure bottles to make sure their's actually water inside of it before chugging it. If you dont and it has vodka you might end up in the hospital. (Chillin@bellagio rule #1)

ALWAYS wrap it up!!!

[Cisco419]

If you have a good size crew dont taxi it, DO get a limo. It's Vegas so splurge a bit plus it'll come out to almost the same costs as multiple taxis and you will travel in style!

DO take naps in between pool parties and clubs. If you dont you might be going to bed early and solo!

[Cisco419]

DO start AOD chants!!!

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[MikeyTantalo]

So royale when are you gonna enlighten everyone about your uhhh "equipment check" routine?

hahah what? if you are super drunk and at the pool party, it doesnt hurt to check to see if shes a girl while you are making out with a slight of a hand. Everyone knows that!

Oh dear god Royale.... If you pick actual girls to make out with you don't have to "check"....

I am a DOORMAN in vegas.. and there are some that are so good.. even make me do a second look.. its hard let me tell you!!!

[MikeyTantalo]

If you have a good size crew dont taxi it, DO get a limo. It's Vegas so splurge a bit plus it'll come out to almost the same costs as multiple taxis and you will travel in style!

DO take naps in between pool parties and clubs. If you dont you might be going to bed early and solo!

NAPS greeat!! who can sleep?? a pool goes 11-6 or 7... clubs 1030-430 or 5.. after hours tilll 10 who sleeps in vegas?!?!?

[MikeyTantalo]

do not leave a hooker alone in your hotel room while you use the bathroom. If you must use the facilities, then instruct the hooker to clap their hands repeatedly, every second. That way, they won't have time to pocket any of your stuff.

classic!!!

lemme know how I can help your trip out brotha...

[rnjbond]

Do not leave your rental car parked on Las Vegas Blvd. with a note on the windshield that reads "Couldn't find a meter. Here's $4."

AHAHAHAHA

Reminds me, I need to watch that movie tonight before I get to Vegas.

[MikeyTantalo]

LMAO.... i have it on Netflix!! once i get out of the office i am there!!!

[HunterDallas]

Words of wisdom

Ps, holy shit hunter, are those the results of p90x? Your workout partner is smokin hot. Good work kid

Thanks, brother. The results of a pretty consistent workout routine with my crew who will be up in Vegas on Aug 5-8.

Man, If that was my workout partner I wouldn't get a god damn thing done!!! She is sister-in-law of one my boys.

[BSM]

Do remember that you are a guest in the fair city of Las Vegas. Act accordingly.

There are shallow holes in the desert reserved for people who don't.
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[MikeyTantalo]

Do remember that you are a guest in the fair city of Las Vegas. Act accordingly.

There are shallow holes in the desert reserved for people who don't.

OOOOOOOOOO so true!! vegas is no joke.. and everyone gets rowdy over the drop of a hat or the grab of an @$$ so.. be nice.. have fun.. and NO MEANS NO

[mrankimonki]

So royale when are you gonna enlighten everyone about your uhhh "equipment check" routine?

hahah what? if you are super drunk and at the pool party, it doesnt hurt to check to see if shes a girl while you are making out with a slight of a hand. Everyone knows that!

you did NOT make that mistake. DID YOU?

[MikeyTantalo]

So royale when are you gonna enlighten everyone about your uhhh "equipment check" routine?

hahah what? if you are super drunk and at the pool party, it doesnt hurt to check to see if shes a girl while you are making out with a slight of a hand. Everyone knows that!

you did NOT make that mistake. DID YOU?

HAHAAA it happens...

[Guest]

So royale when are you gonna enlighten everyone about your uhhh "equipment check" routine?

hahah what? if you are super drunk and at the pool party, it doesnt hurt to check to see if shes a girl while you are making out with a slight of a hand. Everyone knows that!

you did NOT make that mistake. DID YOU?

lol no, but its a good reason to use it as an excuse