DO wear those flashy blinking lighted bead necklaces. Silly when sober the coolest things when not.
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Do not leave your rental car parked on Las Vegas Blvd. with a note on the windshield that reads "Couldn't find a meter. Here's $4."
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Target gift cardsLast edited by BSM; 04-05-2011, 08:41 AM."Bringing a girl to Vegas is like bringing a warm beer to a bar that serves FREE COLD BEERS... and everyone sitting there just spilling Cold Beer all over the place and you have to pretend you just loooove your warm beer." - Andy Haynes
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Do not leave a hooker alone in your hotel room while you use the bathroom. If you must use the facilities, then instruct the hooker to clap their hands repeatedly, every second. That way, they won't have time to pocket any of your stuff.
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Brunette masturbatingLast edited by BSM; 04-05-2011, 08:41 AM."Bringing a girl to Vegas is like bringing a warm beer to a bar that serves FREE COLD BEERS... and everyone sitting there just spilling Cold Beer all over the place and you have to pretend you just loooove your warm beer." - Andy Haynes
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So royale when are you gonna enlighten everyone about your uhhh "equipment check" routine?
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if you go to Vegas with your girlfriend/significant other, don't tell her your gonna go down to gamble a little bit and get caught in line for the topless pool parties.Comment
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Hunter's Vegas 101:
1. The only girls at a strip you realistically have a shot at are the cocktail waitresses.
HUNTER: "So when are you going on stage?"
WAITRESS: "I don't strip..."
HUNTER: "Good thing cause I'd be F-CKIN BROKE!"
2. Avoid unpleasant surprises: Pick your targets at the pool...they're all half naked and it's DAYLIGHT!!
3. For the gamblers: If a twenty-one year old cutie is celebrating her birthday and she's rolling the dice for the first time....TRIPLE YOUR BETS!!!
4. Sometimes you gotta take one for the team...so just shut up and do it, because at some point your buddy will return the favor.
5. DRINK WATER OFTEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HunterD
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hahah what? if you are super drunk and at the pool party, it doesnt hurt to check to see if shes a girl while you are making out with a slight of a hand. Everyone knows that!Originally posted by somnambulated View PostSo royale when are you gonna enlighten everyone about your uhhh "equipment check" routine?Comment
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Oh dear god Royale.... If you pick actual girls to make out with you don't have to "check"....Originally posted by royale View Posthahah what? if you are super drunk and at the pool party, it doesnt hurt to check to see if shes a girl while you are making out with a slight of a hand. Everyone knows that!Originally posted by somnambulated View PostSo royale when are you gonna enlighten everyone about your uhhh "equipment check" routine?Oh, P-tr-ck, I STILL need to borrow your German Leg Breaking Machine....Thx.Comment
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I can vouch for that... It seemed so cheesy untill I was drunk.Originally posted by IRockNvegas View Post"First I get my name in the phone book and now I'm on your ass. You know, I'll bet more people see that than the phone book!" Navin R Johnson
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Ps, holy shit hunter, are those the results of p90x? Your workout partner is smokin hot. Good work kid
Originally posted by HunterDallas View PostLast edited by IRockNvegas; 07-23-2010, 02:47 PM.Appreciate Vegas
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DO NOT try to be sly by smuggling a variety of mini muffins into your purse or bag, yes even at the buffet you are under 24 he survellienceAppreciate Vegas
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lol burn....Originally posted by Moezilla View PostOh dear god Royale.... If you pick actual girls to make out with you don't have to "check"....Originally posted by royale View Posthahah what? if you are super drunk and at the pool party, it doesnt hurt to check to see if shes a girl while you are making out with a slight of a hand. Everyone knows that!Originally posted by somnambulated View PostSo royale when are you gonna enlighten everyone about your uhhh "equipment check" routine?Comment
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