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    Heeeeeeey! What's gooooood?! Sooooo 2 months later and I'm finally deciding to write my TR. It's been crazy at work ever since I got back from Vegas and I just couldn't find time to write it up. It may be a bit wordy because I happen to be a detail whore...sue me!

    So first off, this was Aaron and I's very FIRST trip to Vegas and we stayed for 5 nights....lol. (we partied hard ALL 5 nights as you'll learn) Landed on Wednesday at 1:30pm and flew home on Monday at 3pm.

    The night before: Ran some errands, got a flat tire on the Altamont pass which is basically between Livermore and Tracy(if you're from NorCAL) in the middle of NOWHERE in the hills...waited 2 hours for Triple A...trip almost didn't happen because we were in such a bad spot in the hills that CHP had to stop traffic and have us move the car to the opposite side of the road because he thought we were gonna get hit and killed where we were. I added this to our TR because it just shows the bad luck we were starting out with.

    Wednesday: I couldn't sleep at all Tuesday night, so I woke up on about 4 hours of sleep. We were gonna catch the bus to the BART station then BART from Dublin to SFO. The Bus decides not to show, so we're kinda freakin out that we're gonna miss our flight. I wake up my roomate and get us a ride to BART, about 30 minutes later than we wanted and it's about 9:30am and I'm ready for a drink already. Long BART ride to SFO, about 90 minutes, but we get there at 11:00am and our flight is at 11:50 so we're good to go. We breeze through security and wait to get on the plane. We were on somewhat of a budget because we had bottle service to pay for that night and both spent a bit too much money the weekend before and were waiting to get our Direct Deposits on Thursday, so we were trying to stay conservative and not drink on the plane. Didn't work for me, I ordered their absinthe cocktail...a nice start to the day but Aaron was crying that I didn't wait for him, so I only got 1. We land and I'm already on edge for what awaits us. We had already been discussing how crazy we get locally and that US in Vegas together....for the first time...ONE of us was gonna go to Jail, get married or possibly even die, lol. When we get outside whooosh! Fucken desert takes the breath right from my mouth....I'm from the bay area...god damn its hot AND we were in the shade. We take a shuttle to our Hotel...the Hard Rock Hotel! On the way there the shuttle driver is kind of a smart ass and remarks that the other 14 people are going to be pissed because out of the 16 or so of us on the shuttle, 8 were staying at the belagio, some others here, some others there and 2 were staying at the Hard Rock which happens to be the first stop So like an asshole I yell "IN YOUR FACE FUCKERS!" haha. Anyway, we get to the Hotel and go to check-in...it's about 2:30, so we're only about 30 minutes from the normal check-in time, which I figure is perfect. We were staying for 5 nights, but I wanted an upgrade, so I figured I'd sandwich $30 instead of $20 just to be sure. I picked out the person that I figured would be most likely to hook it up and approached. Made some small talk, and handed it over. He placed it to the side and said "let me see what I can do for you guys". He mentioned that the Hotel was sold out, but would hook us up as much as possible. We ended up with a 4th floor room overlooking the pool...PRIME location, I couldn't have been happier. I do think that $20 would have worked, but I was happy to spend the $10 extra to ensure it. We unpacked, ironed our clothes for the weekend and then headed straight for the CVS! We decided to stop for Pizza right next to CVS, I think it was called New York pizza or some shit. Basically pizza by the slice type of joint, nice sized slices, well priced, definitely worth a try. On a side note, the only water they offer is a shot glass of water at a time..you're better off buying the cup...shit was ridiculous, haha. We leave there and head to CVS, we're pretty big on the pregaming so we decide to get 2 handles, Vodka and Rum I believe...can't really remember, but they served their purpose.

    We headed back to the HR and after dropping everything back at the room we decided to walk around and check out the scene. The HR is exactly what I expected, tons of young people, beautiful women, rock memorabilia everywhere. Exactly what we wanted, the young party atmosphere. The Pool is amazing of course, but it was wednesday and near closing so there wasn't many people at it. I think it's like 7pm by now...so on 4 hours of sleep I think we took a nap until 8 or 9pm. We were set to meet up with Darryl (the VIP host I met through these forums) at 10pm at the Circle bar in the Casino. We were supposed to be getting BS at Wasted Space that night and possibly hopping to some other places afterwards. We got ready and each had about 5 shots in the room...it seemed like time was at a standstill and 10pm would never come. We were so excited to start our trip, so we head down around 9:50 and I tell Darryl that we're already there. He's like "wow man, I usually tell people 10pm and then we meet at 10 - 11pm" and I'm like "sorry bro, we're excited as fuck to get this started!". So we meet up with Darryl and as promised, he has 2 local girls with him that are going to hang out with us and says a couple more are otw. Inside we get seated at what I think is a pretty prime location. In front of the DJ area in the center. ( There was word that Derrick Jeter's sister was going to be at a table right next to us as well for her bday) We're getting a B1G1 so our Sky vodka (free) is delivered and the waitresses come and take our order for the bottle. I'm pretty easy going and not particularly picky at this point so I let Aaron choose and he chooses Patron silver...an OK choice imo. Neither of us has ever done bottle service before so we're pretty rookie and don't know which mixers we want or anything, so I ask Darryl to decide. I think Darryl chose, club soda, pineapple juice, orange juice, cranberry juice and sprite? I dunno. We decide to start off with some shots while the hot ass bartender makes us our drinks. An excellent start to the night. Everything is still pretty surreal at this point and im trying to stay rather low-key and take it all in. The 5 of us hang out and get to know eachother a bit. Darryl is an animated guy, full of energy, but yet suave and right at home. Professional, but fun and pretty much reminded me of my buddy's from home. He tried to loosen us up a bit and I witnessed for the first time of many and would later be told about "The Darryl Dance", his signature move. Kind of a jump/twisty type of move, I dubbed it the "Business Twist", haha.

    So the drinking commences and within I'd say 10 minutes of drinkin, 1 of the girls spills her entire drink, and I guess this started a domino affect because in the next hour, everyone but me would spill an entire drink...rookies! Some other girls end up hanging out as well, I think they knew Darryl...I can't remember. Aaron and I go out into the club to check it out, but quickly end up back at our table because again, its only 11pm and I guess WS doesn't really get crackin until late. We head back to the table and the second pair of girls comes back a bit later and one asks me if I want to dance, so I grab Aaron and we head out to the dance floor. We start dancing it up a bit and some girls from the VIP table next to us decide to join our little dance sesh, but im guessing they are getting pretty drunk because they pretty much start raping one of the girls we were with...VERY entertaining. We head back to the table for more drinks and shots. At this point the we kill the rest of our bottles and it's about 11:45pm...lol...we killed 2 bottles in about 90 minutes, haha. I think we're all feeling pretty good, Darryl suggests we head over to Blush. We're down, so I say that I need to use the restroom and we'll head out. The 2 girls that we had danced with catch me and are upset we're leaving, so I offer them to join us. They gladly accept, so much so and this is the funny part, they follow me into the bathroom. Now WS's bathrooms are co-ed which I think is awesome, but these girls were so worried that I was going to leave them, I'm pretty sure the one would have held it for me :P Anway, I go to the bathroom and I can hear the 2 girls come out of their stalls and they're like "OMG, He left us" and they're like all upset, so I delay a little bit and listen...I know, I'm an asshole sometimes, but it was funny. I come out of the stall and I'm like all calm "ok, you guys ready" and they were so relieved...It was funny, but I guess maybe you had to be there. I grab Aaron, Darryl and and we head to Blush.
    -WarreN aka "The Business"

    "ITS BUSINESS TIME!!!" -me

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    We walk up to Blush and there is a pretty lengthy line, Darryl says, "1 sec guys, just wait right here" and has us wait next to the exit. He walks over to the ropes, says a few words to some doormen and then walks back over to us and says "Alright guys, ID's out, lets go" and walks us through the exit straight in. Besides WS, this would be the first of MULTIPLE times Darryl would walk us into a bar/club without a wait or cover charge. The guy is a fucken pro and looks and plays the part very well. I'll be honest, at this point I'm not sober, but something about Las Vegas...maybe the adrenaline from the atmosphere, all the women, all the nerves from us finally getting here, I dunno, but I wasn't wasted and I think I should have been. Aaron on the other hand is...LOL. So we walk in and immediately go to the bar for shots, I guess these girls thought I was gonna be sugar daddy because they say "hey, what are we drinkin?" and I say "I dunno, what are you buying us" and they go "uhhh". So she says "ok hold on" but at this point Darryl has already ordered us 3 Patron shots and we take em down. The girls call me over to take a drink with them but it is at this very point that I look over at Aaron and I notice that he is fighting for his life to stay standing...the guy is literally bent over like an 80 year old man that lost his walker. So I'm like "bro, you ok?" and he says "Nooooooo, I need to leave...RIGHT NOW". I laugh, but I can also tell the seriousness of the situation, so I tell Darryl that we need to take him up stairs to the room. Darryl helps me physically carry Aaron out of Blush. He's so wasted, but he's macho and doesn't want us to help...yet he can't walk on his own. The battle ensues and we finally get him to the room. We have some drinks in the room and then Darryl says that he is going to LAX at the LUXOR and offers to take me along. Aaron is DEAD...passed the fuck out cold. Even is worried about him and if he'll be ok because he doesn't seem like he's breathing...I assure her that he will be fine. So Darryl and I head to LAX and she heads home.

    Darryl drives us to the LUXOR and says that he's going to take us into a private entrance. So we head around to the back sidewalk ( I think it was the back) next to Valet and there's some guys standing out near the sidewalk. It looks like just a sidewalk with some guys hanging out, but I guess this is the private entrance to the NOIR BAR. We get stamped and walk right in...again. This time it's like some 007 labrynth shit though. The door we walk in has us in the bathroom? I dunno...we walk through that, then through some VIP rooms and this is it. Classy fucken joint...shit was ridic. So then we take a private Elevator down to LAX or up..I dunno...we took an Elevator and ended up at the top of this staircase overlooking a packed ass LAX club. We hung out for a while, had some drinks and then Darryl decided to call it a night. I realize that im pretty drunk at this point and shouldn't be hangin out alone, drunk as fuck, hella far from my hotel, so I leave shortly after as well. I try to get a cab back to the HR by just hailing one from the street, but I also don't have much money left because im waiting for my check the next day, so as the cabs come I say "$10 is all I have, take it or leave it".(I actually have like $40,but im drunk and I figure I can haggle :P ) This one says yes, and we head back. I gave him the $10 and as we're driving this guy is talking a lot about tourism bs and hookers/strippers, etc. I don't know Vegas, but I know that it's taking longer to get back and the meter is already at $9. So I'm like, "buddy, im not giving you anymore money, just take me to the HR" and then he starts to argue with me that he can't take me to the HR because it's too far and tried to drop me off at some random hotel down the street. We start arguing because he is also saying that I havent paid him when I already did. So this cabbie is actually trying to punk me and calls over some security guard. The security guard tells him "look man, take the guy home and cut your losses, you dont want any trouble" haha. The cabbie is so pissed now. So he takes me back to the HR and as we're driving in I just hop out and leave his door open and walk in...what a fucken douche. I get back to the room at about 4am...this will be the last time I ever get back to the room before 6am the rest of the trip, hahaha. I find Aaron passed out in between our beds, he looks like he just crash landed or some shit. Clothes halfway ripped off, barely breathing, but he was able to move down there, so he's alive...right? I make sure the shades are completely closed, have a smoke, take a shot and pass out. First night down...4 more to go.

    To Be Continued.... (I told you it would be long) ***continued on page 3***
    Last edited by WarreN; 05-20-2010, 05:58 AM.
    -WarreN aka "The Business"

    "ITS BUSINESS TIME!!!" -me

    Add me to your social network...if you dare...
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    • #3
      Oh, consider yourself sued - to complete the TR with just as many details the rest of the way. Crazy TR so far, sir!
      Vegas trips: 11/2004, 11/2008, MayOD 2011, 9/2012, July Invasion 2013, 2/2015, 7/2015

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      • #4
        Awesome! You're right. better late than never. Darryl hooked it up pretty good it looks. Too bad he's banned...

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        • #5
          hey Warren,

          nice to see you back on here.
          Can't wait to read the rest of your TR!

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          • #6
            Yea man seems like a great start. I'm glad you had fun!
            I Survived Vegas

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            • #7
              Great TR so far! Look forward to reading more.
              Cheers\_/*\_/Chapp˙

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              • #8
                nice to hear from you warren can't wait till the nights we partied hard together good times need to do that in SF soon! great TR so far.

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                • #9
                  Thanks guys. Hopefully get more of it written today...its a slow day at work thankfully.
                  -WarreN aka "The Business"

                  "ITS BUSINESS TIME!!!" -me

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                  • #10
                    Lol we'll put our heads together to remember all the nights. Let me tell you that first night is nothing compared to the other nights. Just wait for the 12:30 pm story stranded in the desert because I am horrible when it comes to strippers!
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                    • #11
                      Ladies and Gentlemen.. Warren is the man that invented the term "Bobble Service"

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                      • #12
                        Nice tr. Keep it coming. Now that you're sober were you able to come to a conclusion As to the back way you came in? A maze of service entrances?
                        That being said, if you're asking if it can be done, you're probably not at the level where you could pull it off.
                        -Charles~

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                        • #13
                          definitely better late than never! looking forward to the rest
                          Sept 2009, mAyOD 2010, August 2010, mAyOD 2011, Halloween 2011, January 2012, mAyOD2012

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by royale View Post
                            Ladies and Gentlemen.. Warren is the man that invented the term "Bobble Service"
                            Hahah...YUP!

                            Originally posted by AK2Vegas View Post
                            Nice tr. Keep it coming. Now that you're sober were you able to come to a conclusion As to the back way you came in? A maze of service entrances?
                            I'd have to ask Darryl for the info...It's honestly a blurrrrrrrr. Aaron and I are working hard to remember all the details. Hope to have more posted monday...trust me, im trying....
                            -WarreN aka "The Business"

                            "ITS BUSINESS TIME!!!" -me

                            Add me to your social network...if you dare...
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by AK2Vegas View Post
                              Nice tr. Keep it coming. Now that you're sober were you able to come to a conclusion As to the back way you came in? A maze of service entrances?
                              I assume it's a special vip entrance. I don't think Noir is easy to get into.

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