Ellejays Trip Repot

[Mr.Vegas]

When I stood over it this gross guy leaned over me and said “wish I was on the bottom looking up!” Ick.....

PUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA what a DB!!!! Seriously? Hahahahahahahahaha man no shame!

Great TR elle! Now get a ticket for LDW!

[cashrules]

These TR's are amazing!!!

[KC2Vegas]

this tr keeps getting better and better

[Guest]

My friend and I ended up getting pulled over to an older gentleman table for some champagne. It was actually pretty awkward because the guy was nice but he kept talking to me like I was an idiot. I decided that champagne wasn't really worth the trouble so I excused myself. I would recommend that if you get an outside table to skip the champagne as it does heat up fast.

Yea you only want them to take advantage of you when its a premium bottle of goose! Don't settle for no cheap @ss champagne..

Industry night means a lot of the dancers from XS and other clubs show up. Dancers are fit!

So which night of week is this again?

Right when we get in we sit down on some couches and have a drink. A guy we were with had a little bit on money sticking out of his front pocket and a stripper ran up, jumped on him, grabbed the money, and then ran off. That is so shady!!!! So he was a bit angry.

Kind of reminds me of a vulcher when they get hungry...

[Guest]

We decided to use my Stripburger Restaurant.com coupon. So we headed down the strip. It was SO hot. We felt like we were going to die. When we finally got the stripburger we were starving.

Yea restaurants.com is the sh*t in Vegas. Always grab the $100 ENVY coupons when they are available.

She was pointing out all sorts of things that I did not see. Like a few women decided that camel toe was a fashion statement. I so wish I had a camera, but I wouldn't want to get kicked off the site for posting such gross pictures!

Its not a fashion statement?

To get on the list for those clubs I used
Chris Hornak
He got us on the list no problem and is very professional. I would give him the highest recommendation. I am not sure if I can post his contact info, as I don't want to offend anyone on the we site, but I would be happy to give it out. And no he never asked me for a dime nor expected anything. Very very professional.

Yea that dude works for Freevegaspasses.com and hes pretty legit and straight up. He hooked us up with Rain access. Ladies free, guys $20 to get in. He also does ditch fridays, but not Sundays. I checked.

When he said that he had two Asian friends that “”loved tall blonde chicks” Like he was trying to pimp us out. Wow... we walked away.

No asian boyz 4 LJ

One of the Koalas was going crazy having a good time. We called him the Manamal. He even bite me. He ended up getting thrown out and it was beyond hilarious.. (wait so my friend bite me Nick at the strip club I'll post pics)

LJ likes Aussies instead of asian boyz

Dude is not paying anyone to talk to me. So in those rooms you can totally touch boobs have them in your face and even...... wait for it.......MOTERBOAT! I did it! I also got to grab her but which was great because it was nice and walking the strip, I saw way too many fat ass's and so I needed to get them out of my mind.

Thats Cisco's favorite thing to do

When we got into the cab it was daylight and we were dressed in our clubbing clothes. People with families were looking at us like we were 'tutes. I guess I dont blame them.

Its usually the dads and husbands that get all wide mouthed and the wives get all jealous

[ellejay]

ok I will post more tonight but I have to go to work! Thanks for all your comments!

Oh and Elle, is not against Asian boys at all... that's just on day four!

I'll work on more during lunch!

[Guest]

I text Peter Kolizeras, who was professional and very nice. I asked him if it was too late to put us on the list and he said to get my butt over there.

Nice. Peter eh? Thanks for the tip..

Met some business guys too who were nice and invited us to meet them at Tryst. It was nice to be invited but I already had super hot plans to meet up with JC forum members and that beats hanging out with suits any day!

Aww no gold diggin? hahaha

Darryl met up with us and went about finding more ladies as we were very much out numbered. We picked up some girls who were nice enough and made our way to Tao. Darryl got us is so quick! It was awesome, and Patrick is right, the look on peoples faces was hilarious. I am so glad I did not have to wait because part of the line is outside and it was still really hot, and my feet were sore from the previous nights of partying.

Man I wonder why Darryl got banned..hes got the hook ups!

The outside balcony is really cool to look at the strip and the people looking up at the party. The girls in the bathtubs where cool too. But the ones pretending to make out were very awkward. Just being honest. We danced and danced and drank and drank.

Were they wearing pasties or were they really topless? Thats what I want to know lol

[Guest]

Nice and descriptive TR so far LJ. I like how you break things down in details. I do something similar to this because I actually review everything I do in Vegas on Yelp and I just feed it back to here. Keep up the great work!

[ellejay]

passties and rose petals

[Guest]

passties and rose petals

Ah thanks! I m glad you are very observant FYI: When Lavo does it, the girls are really nude and covered with soap bubbles.

[pcket5s]

Thats Cisco's favorite thing to do

lmfao I lol'd @ that

Yea restaurants.com is the sh*t in Vegas. Always grab the $100 ENVY coupons when they are available.

Whats a ENVY coupon?

[Guest]

lmfao I lol'd @ that




Whats a ENVY coupon?

Its a 80% discount coupon you purchase through restaurants.com. They are pretty famous because you see codes on Fatwallet.com for them. ENVY is pretty much their best deal in Vegas on there.

[Mr.Vegas]

Ah thanks! I m glad you are very observant FYI: When Lavo does it, the girls are really nude and covered with soap bubbles.

Any takers for Lavo Sunday? Haha

[Cisco419]

Thats Cisco's favorite thing to do

haha so now I'm not only the Vegas Oracle, I'm the motor boater!!!

lmfao I lol'd @ that

same here!

[Guest]

haha so now I'm not only the Vegas Oracle, I'm the motor boater!!!

+1.. JC needs to add that to one of the custom titles.