Ellejays Trip Repot

[Cisco419]

Any takers for Lavo Sunday? Haha

Let's make it happen!!!

[Mr.Vegas]

How is Lavo on Sundays?

[Guest]

How is Lavo on Sundays?

Nooo... guys don't go there just for the bathtub show. The club itself lacks in space. Unless you guys have tables, it won't be anything like Tao. Go to Tao because Erick Morillo puts on a sick show everytime.

[Cisco419]

Nooo... guys don't go there just for the bathtub show. The club itself lacks in space. Unless you guys have tables, it won't be anything like Tao. Go to Tao because Erick Morillo puts on a sick show everytime.

I was actually totally jokin, I'll probly be hitting Bank but plans do change!

[Mr.Vegas]

I did Tao twice last time in Vegas ... might be worth it again if everyone agrees to it on my end.

[Mr.Vegas]

Oh and Elle, is not against Asian boys at all... that's just on day four!

Note to self ...

Hahahahaha

[ellejay]

oh my god day four (friday) is taking forever to write....... should i post a half day and then post the rest when i finish or can you guys wait ha ha ha

[BarrelO]

[pcket5s]

hell no u didn't just make a sonic the hedgehog reference..hahahah... u need to get tails in there

[ellejay]

are you ready for day four?????

[pcket5s]

are you ready for day four?????

I've been waiting since 9am this morning for day 4....

[ellejay]

Day 4 Friday
Germans in Heaven, Game Changers, and Bad Decisions Adverted For Some

Set my alarm at 830 am to call Patrick to wake him up so he could hook it up with a chair at Ditch. His phone did not pick up so I figured it was a lost cause and we would see him at Ditch.
I wake up to find that I had thrown my bra in the bathtub and was still wearing my going out clothes. Me and K. laughed because my make up still looked alright. Even though she probably felt as bad as me she still looked so fresh faced and I wonder if her bed is secretly more comfy than mine, or maybe she is just super human.

By this time I am super super feeling the three nights of all out drinking and partying. What I honestly want to do is curl up with a book and or sleep the day away. I don't want to go out and I don't want to go out to a pool party in the hot vegas sun.

I did anyway.

As I pull myself to bed, I tell myself I am doing this because JC.com forum members want me to. They need me to party because we are all soldiers of fun, and sometimes you have to get down low in the trenches and dig deep. So I implore all of you who post on this site, who really try to help people with there questions, remember that we are an army of fun, and you must stand in the face of even the most dastardly hangover. You must fly forward in the face of a lame friend who tries to ruin your fun (thankfully my friend K. is crazy fun), and most of all remember that when you are older you will not remember your hangover, you will remember the fun you had!!!

So we cab over and have a gross lunch at the palms. They have a cafe there and it looks all nice but its SO bad. My friends Pizza looked like the ones you get in those “make a meal” little kids lunches.

We checked in again on Chris Horlacks list. For women you get in free AND you get a free drink ticket. It was easy and I would again give Chris the highest recommendation.

Ditch: Its a big party that had several pools and a dance area. DJ Jazzy Jeff was there and the music was fun. Me and K. walked around to get our bearing and the first thing we did was grab our free drink. Then we looked over and saw two crazy Germans having the time of their lives. I was surprised to see Patrick and his friend out given the night before I spoke to them and they were so far gone. His friend ran up and showed us to the chair they were able to save and helped me situate our things. Also kept apologizing for the night before which was weird because they were nothing but a good time!

I got in my red bikini and jumped in the water. We all caught up and floated. Patrick was everywhere, talking to everyone. He was making a huge number of friends. After a few more drinks, Patrick kept saying

“I am in like Heaven” (more than five times)
and
“I have never seen so many fake boobs!!!”

It was so great to hang out with him because he was having such a good time I could not help but have a good time!

So when you walk by the pool there are chairs and a little walkway. There were a group of Europeans who grouped in the walkway and would harass any girl that walked by. It was hilarious! I walked by and a very little french guy looked up to me and started yelling “Tall Blonde, tall blonde” and then tried to touch my tummy. I was like get the hell away from me. I almost kicked him. I probably should have got them kicked out for being gross. BUT there technique did end up working on some fat chick, so men if you are desperate...........

Patricks friend may or may not have had a cougar attack him.......

As it turns out Patrick loves DJ Jazzy Jeff and wanted to get a picture. So he asked me to go up there and see what I could do. I talked with the security guy and he said that we could take the picture after the party. But I couldn't find Patrick so it didn't happen. (Sorry dude!)

On the way back from my Jazzy Jeff mission I met a group of Filipino (or is it spelled with a “P”?) anyway we talked and took pictures and it ended up that one of them was a local. He kept giving me free drinks tickets. I was like no way, your going to have to carry me out of the pool. Then he handed me like 4 and I went and got the drinks and gave them to Patrick and the rest.

I danced with my new friends and took pictures. We had a great time and they were so much fun! So I was drinking and dancing around the pool. I went to join everyone else (Patrick, and our friends) and I found my friend K. talking to this guy. I was like who the hell is this guy, and figured they would stop talking soon. But they kept hanging out for so long. I had no idea why they would be talking for so long because she was WAY....WAYYYYY.......WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY cuter than him. But whatever she didn't want to be saved.

After awhile I felt someone kind of hit my but and I turned around with my hands ready to attack when some guy was like “Hey you!, how is your trip so far”

Who is this guy.................wait.......................... .waiiiiiiiiitttt...............I hung out with this guy! It turned out to be one of the Koalas we hung out with on Wed night and went to the strip club with! I did not really remember them at all, in fact, as it turns out, K. was talking with one of them the whole time and I just did not remember him. I felt a bit like an ass but I am a drunk girl partying in Vegas so whatever.

We caught up and I invited him to go to a wine tasting later with me, since they were so much fun before. And it seemed that K. wanted to hang out with her talkative friend a bit more.

The party was over so I said goodbye to everyone (after trying to find Patrick) and rushed back to the hotel to get ready for the Rock and Roll Wine tasting at the Foundation room. We had already bought our tickets and so we wanted to make the most of the tasting.

As we were getting ready I talked to K. and asked her if she would mind after the wine tasting if we call it a night as we had been partying all day and for four days straight. She agreed and we left to pick up those Koalas.

Rock and Roll Wine at the Foundation Room: It was SO pretty the view is amazing, They had all different wines to try and the pours were super generous. They also had cheese, fruit and all the other stuff that people like to gobble when boozing on wine. I wish that I did not drink so much before hang because I had to take it a little easier on the wine than is my custom. We tried all different types of wines and the Koalas were good company.

After the event we decided (against previous plans) to go meet the other Aussies at Pure as they had arranged for a table. It was very nice for them to invite us along, given that they knew I wasn't going to be putting out (Told them so) and that I was out to have a fun time.

Pure: Very, very pretty club. By this time I was wasted but I do remember liking the layout. The Aussies table was on the terrace outdoor area, which gets my vote for most awesome table. The view was stunning and we had plenty of space to party without being crowded like everyone else. So many people come up to see the view and hang over the “VIP” (I use that loosely as I am not a VIP nor do I pretend to be) area. It does give you a feeling on exclusivity.

Our security guy “T” was so charming and well, huge! He gets my vote and second cutest guy in the whole club. Speaking of hotness, I think there were a lot of hotties at the club and there were a lot of cougars by the end of the night. Whatever, I think its great if everyone has a good time right.

During our night the Aussie “Manamal” (who before got kicked out of ghostbar) got kicked out of Pure, because him and some girls decided it would be a GREAT time to light a joint and start smoking it at the table. They are lucky they just got kicked out, and I bet they ended up having even more fun together......

That night I ended up slapping one of the Aussies in the face for being inappropriate. It was all in good fun but you should have seen him run! I caught up to him and gave him one of the best slaps I have ever landed in my life.

We decided to go to Drai's afterhours but it was way too crazy so we hung out. The night gets super blurry from there but I can say that the Aussie I hung out with all night decided he wanted to get married to me and was trying to buy a ring off of people... It was hilarious. He wanted to call my family to ask them (how proper?!?). He was like a hilarious mad man. But so insistent! It was crazy and funny. Thank goodness we weren't serious because I would be sitting here a divorcee!
As for the Gamechanger... K. had one, and all I can say is that I found it funny the WHOLE rest of the trip. Some people always get the best stories.

Cost:
$60 in drinks
Cab $20
Wine tasting: $35

my favorite gems of the night:
“I know you REALLY well when I am drunk, but I don't know you at all when I'm sober”
“But my family would hate you! Your a koala for Christsakes!”
“THIS IS GOING IN THE REPORT” (meaning my TR)

[ellejay]

suck on that load of info haha!

[wat]

i thought it was t & a... well... i suppose v is better than a.

Depends what you're into.

HEY now

[ellejay]

sigh, i still have saturday and sunday, monday too...............