Ellejays Trip Repot

[ellejay]

Warren you have to be really detailed because we did not have a lot of time together!!! You took my heart and then ran out of my life! Seriously though you have to fill me in on what happened to you at Tao!

[mrankimonki]

Warren you have to be really detailed because we did not have a lot of time together!!! You took my heart and then ran out of my life! Seriously though you have to fill me in on what happened to you at Tao!

Clearly, warren had the right game :P. My TR for day 1 is being written right now! But because it is on Thursday {TAO} i'm waiting to post it till you guys catch up ... sheesh still stuck on tuesday/wednesday!

[masterdeviance]

Warren probably had the tightest game in our whole group; and he was definitely a good pre-planner when it came to the flasks!

I was going through Vegas withdrawls all day yesterday, I think I'm back to reality now. Will have my TR written up sometime this week.

[ellejay]

hey it takes time to write these things!

[ashroid]

Day 2 Wednesday

Koalas, Stripper Leavings, and Somewhat Walk of Shame

When I woke up in the morning I was so sick, but my friend K. was feeling alright. Probably because she got to puke some of the drinks up she drank. We decided to use my Stripburger Restaurant.com coupon. So we headed down the strip. It was SO hot. We felt like we were going to die. When we finally got the stripburger we were starving.

Stripburger: Name is misleading haha. No strippers, but burgers on the strip at the fashionshow mall. They had yummy friend and fried pickle with I love and are not very popular in CA as they are in other states. Anyway it is all outdoors and therefore. A bit hot. The service was good and they played some great music.

We are vegetarians so we are probably the worst restaurant reviews on the planet. It was pretty good and reasonably priced.

After that we decided to go gamble a little. I don't really gamble very much so I just sat down a slot machine and started to push buttons. First of all, either I was drunk (ok I was) or they are making some very confusing slots these days! All of the sudden stuff started to flash and I won like $70, which is great for me because I figured it would buy me dinner.

We hobbled down the strip for some more people watching. I always thought I was one of the best people watchers on the planet but I such compared to K. She was pointing out all sorts of things that I did not see. Like a few women decided that camel toe was a fashion statement. I so wish I had a camera, but I wouldn't want to get kicked off the site for posting such gross pictures!
When we got back I decided that we should have a “Quiet night” and not go to crazy. So we opted to get on the list for Ghostbar and Playboy Club. Have a few drinks and chat.

To get on the list for those clubs I used
Chris Hornak
He got us on the list no problem and is very professional. I would give him the highest recommendation. I am not sure if I can post his contact info, as I don't want to offend anyone on the we site, but I would be happy to give it out. And no he never asked me for a dime nor expected anything. Very very professional.

Ghostbar: What can I say? Nice view and nice space. The crowd is decidedly NOT that hot. I'm not going to lie there were some total big game hunting!!! But everyone is there to have a good time and it wasn't pretentious in the slightest way. They have a cool see through floor on the balcony. When I stood over it this gross guy leaned over me and said “wish I was on the bottom looking up!” Ick.....

There was a big cop convention in town, so the crowd started out a bit square. One guy came up to us and started to hit on my friend. We turned down is offer of a drink and tried to politely excuse ourselves from the conversation. When he said that he had two Asian friends that “”loved tall blonde chicks” Like he was trying to pimp us out. Wow... we walked away.

Then a group of about 5 or 6 Aussies showed up and struck up a conversation with us. They were really fun and didn't seem to mind my sassy attitude. I call Aussies Koalas for obvious reasons and they did not mind. They did talk about cocaine a bit, which is not my deal, but whatever.

One of the Koalas was going crazy having a good time. We called him the Manamal. He even bite me. He ended up getting thrown out and it was beyond hilarious.. (wait so my friend bite me Nick at the strip club I'll post pics)

They had a few suites and the Belagio (however you spell it stupid spell check) and they invited us to go and have a few drinks with them. They seemed cute and nice, and frankly I havent seen a Suite at that hotel so I figured why not?

We hopped in a limo and went and had a few drinks with them. The suites there are SO nice. How many bathrooms does one place need? After we drank a bit and laughed a lot we all decided to go to a strip club. Plus K. didn't get to go to one with me the night before and so I didn't want her to miss out....

We got into another limo and went to Spearmint Rhino.

Spearmint Rhino: Its a lot bigger than Seamless and much more of a stripclub. It has much hotter girls too. I told one of the Koalas that he promised me boobs on my face so he better deliver. So I went with him for a private dance in a more private room. He picked a way hot chick with great fakes and a nice butt so I was like SCORE! When she was given me a dance she was trying to talk with me, but its like less talk more dancing. Dude is not paying anyone to talk to me. So in those rooms you can totally touch boobs have them in your face and even...... wait for it.......MOTERBOAT! I did it! I also got to grab her but which was great because it was nice and walking the strip, I saw way too many fat ass's and so I needed to get them out of my mind.
Went back and got one of the cuter aussies a lap dance and bought another one a drink. They were being so kind by taking us girls out and I wish I could have done more.

When K. came back from her private dance, and started to chat a little with me. While she was getting her lapdance she took her money and phone out of her bra and out it on the table. When she came out she relized that she had left a $100 bill on the table.

“OMG, I lost $100, I just put it on a table and the table knocked down and I don't have it”
“Ohhh, dude your money is SOO Lost, like sooooooo fucking gone, just kiss it goodbye”

As I was saying that the stripper appears and asks her is she forgot something and give her BACK her $100. CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?!?

We took a limo back, with them and drank. I feel passed out for like half and hour and woke up to my friend trying to wake me up. I kept telling her to let me sleep just a little longer but like the good friend she is, she made me get up before anyone got too many ideas.

When we got into the cab it was daylight and we were dressed in our clubbing clothes. People with families were looking at us like we were 'tutes. I guess I dont blame them.

When we got to our hotel, I noticed that K. had some weird stuff on her dress. I was like

“K! What the hell is that stuff of your dress?!? OMG!”
“Hey, I think this is from the stripper”
“What?!?”
“Yeah she kept trying to stuff her face in my cooch and she was all about rubbing her 'tang on my lap”
“OMG, its so true”
“What” (she has these inoccent blue eyes)
“Its stripper leaving dude, They put powder DOWN THERE for obvious reasons and so that's what's all over your dress”

Then we thought about it, and decided that we must have looked quite a sight stumbling around in the morning with white on her dress and clubbing clothes on!

Total spent:
1 meal: $20
Drinks: $55
Tranportation:$20
1 lapdance: $20

Stripper leavings on my otherwise upstanding friend: Priceless.

First I have to comment about Ghostbar. I've only been there once, but I have to say I like the layout more than Voodoo Lounge (I consider them to be direct competitors.) It seems to be catered to the younger crowd than Voodoo Lounge (which has always seemed to attract cougars and old men).

Australians probably have to be (in my opinion) one of the most heavy drinkers I've ever met. Second to that is either South Africans or English. So, I"m not surprised if a guy tried to bite you. I sh*t you not, I met one Australian who resorted to making potato chip sandwiches (buy bread, potato chips and have a bunch of ketchup for flavour) just so he could buy beer. I love to drink, but (again, in my opinion), that's just f*cking retarded.

Coke...aine. I don't know how many times I got offered or asked, but it's so damn tough to find the ganj, but it's like everyone and their grandfather can get you anything synthetic. I don't do it, but if you need it, ask a cab driver...definitely don't ask club staff while you're at the club.

I think Seamless is better if you want to bring girls with you, while Rhino is better if you're going with the boys or you just want to eat some quesadillas. I've actually been able to have conversations with non-working girls at Seamless, while it's really loud at Rhino.

[WarreN]

Warren you have to be really detailed because we did not have a lot of time together!!! You took my heart and then ran out of my life! Seriously though you have to fill me in on what happened to you at Tao!

hahah awww I never thought I wouldn't have been able to run into you again in TAO...place was insane!

Warren probably had the tightest game in our whole group; and he was definitely a good pre-planner when it came to the flasks!

I was going through Vegas withdrawls all day yesterday, I think I'm back to reality now. Will have my TR written up sometime this week.

Haha, you guys are makin me blush! Thanks! lol No seriously, I want to write a good report as well but I feel like I've been in zombie mode for the past day...I slept for 16 hours yesterday/today, haha. My feet still hurt from dancing so damn much. lol I will have my TR written by Thursday for sure!

[tschwicht]

Great TR so far ellejay! The detail is excellent and good insight on a few places I haven't been. Looking forward to the rest.

[ellejay]

Great TR so far ellejay! The detail is excellent and good insight on a few places I haven't been. Looking forward to the rest.

Thank you so much! I'm working hard. I want to contibute as much as i can!

[SoCal Girl]

Great TR...Keep it coming. This is great entertainment for me before I head out to boring Laughlin this weekend. Oh well you make your own fun right?

[ellejay]

Day 3 Thursday
The Tao of JC forum members, a secret Tryst, and Angry Girls on Poles

HAPPY BITHDAY TO ME!!!
So on the third day our hero awakens to the smell of stripper all over her, and the angry throbbng of two feet put through hell. Our hero is also VERY VERY hung over.

So me and K. decided to grab food somewhere (I totally forgot where we ate, but I'm sure it wasn't that great) and get our drink on. We were told by my local friend that Bare would be fun today and so we figured we would give it a try.

I text Peter Kolizeras, who was professional and very nice. I asked him if it was too late to put us on the list and he said to get my butt over there.

Bare: Bare at the Mirage is a very intimate topless pool. Because it was my birthday K. kept buying me drinks and by drink three I was feeling more than good. We floated in the water and I got to check her out in her bikini. I tried to get her to take her top off, but I couldn't get her to show her tata's off! At first it seemed less friendly then other pool parties I have been too. With people looking at you like a piece of meat and not smiling or having fun. That changed after more people showed up and then the party was in full swing.

I met a local girl who was SOOO nice, but I had a hard time talking with her because her nipple was poking out over the top of her suit and she did not know it. K. kept trying to catch my eye and I knew if I looked at her I would show that I was seeing nipple.

There were some french guys that came by and hit on us. They were polite but totally hard to understand. I think foreign guys can be cute but its a huge chore to have small talk with them when they don't speak English well. One said:

“I REALLY like your Poosing”
“My What?!?”
“Poosing! Poosing!” pointing at my lower body
“WHATTTTTTTTT”

Then I realized he was trying to say PIERCING not the OTHER word I thought he was saying. I was almost going to slap his face! Ha! Either that or see if I was showing more than I meant too. (its happens...)

Met some business guys too who were nice and invited us to meet them at Tryst. It was nice to be invited but I already had super hot plans to meet up with JC forum members and that beats hanging out with suits any day!

When I got back to the room I checked my phone and I got a txt from Patrick telling me he arrived and that he got a suite! I was so happy for him. We decided to meet at a hotel bar and then move on to Tao. My friend and I got there early so we decided to have a drink and gamble a little bit. We were laughing and having a good time when all these HOT forum members started to trickle in ha ha. My friend K. was super cool about meeting with everyone given that she does not go on this site.

So I got to meet Patrick (ladies he is tall and a fresh faced cutie), his friend (great skin, and the cutest nose), Warren (dressed so nice, and tall, and rich in flasks), mrankimonki (I wanted to put him in my pocket!) I was so glad that no one was crazy or whatever because I have never met anyone via the internet and I was nervous.

Darryl met up with us and went about finding more ladies as we were very much out numbered. We picked up some girls who were nice enough and made our way to Tao. Darryl got us is so quick! It was awesome, and Patrick is right, the look on peoples faces was hilarious. I am so glad I did not have to wait because part of the line is outside and it was still really hot, and my feet were sore from the previous nights of partying.

Tao: When you enter Tao you will find a restaurant with a huge bar on the first floor. With you stamp you make your way up the stairs to the second floor where you will find yourself in a dark, very asian inspired, labyrinth of cool. My friend and I grabbed some drinks with the guys and took it all in. 'We were there early and it was already starting to fill up, but it was great to go a bit early because we were able to really see the club!

I love when people sing Happy birthday to me, so THANKS PATRICK for singing happy birthday in German to me! It was super cool!

Warren totally owes me a liquid cocain shot

Me and K. walked around the club and hit the dance floor with Patrick and his friend for a little bit. Patrick was going insane drinking and talking with everyone. It was great to see. He kept buying me birthday drinks it was crazy. At one point I was SUPER drunk and I didn't want to drink anymore, I turned around after not seeing Patrick for awhile and he had his hands full of drinks. I was like no way!!! I can't drink anymore, but I did anyway.

The outside balcony is really cool to look at the strip and the people looking up at the party. The girls in the bathtubs where cool too. But the ones pretending to make out were very awkward. Just being honest. We danced and danced and drank and drank.

Then I have no idea why but I decided I wanted to get out of Tao and go to Tryst “Right Away” My momory is really fuzzy at this point....

We were on the list for Tryst using the contact from this site which was again very professional and nice. There was a huge line but I just walked right past them all and got in for free for nothing.

Tryst: Very pretty club. Has a pole, which is great and a nice outside area. I love the waterfall and it feels like a nice environment to meet people.

Apparently I was so drunk, I kicked the girls off the pole (they werent doing tricks anyway) and did my spins and twirls. Those girls got SOOOO mad at being shown up, but I showed them some easy spins and it the competitive spirit made them get even crazier. I totally didn't care about guys watching I just wanted to show K. that I could do some tricks and I was drunk. I can't understand why some people can let the drunk girl be drunk for a second!

We went on the dancefloor and danced. I was the biggest pimp because I had the prettiest girl dancing with me ha! She kept shoeing away people. We were wasted.

Note to Tall guy with the face: Screeming “YOU GUYS ARE HOT” over and over stops being a compliment and becomes scary.

One of the girls from the pole incident came over and offered to buy me a drink. I turned her down because I was more than wasted, and she got super pissed at me!!!

I can't comment this time on what people looked like as a whole because it's all a haze. So sorry guys!!!

I don't remember much after that. I can tell you that if K. wasn't there to usher me out I probably would have gotten kicked out for being to drunk.

Drinks $50 (thanks to everyone who hooked it up for my bday)
Cabs $30
Everything else comp

[mrankimonki]

Day 3 Thursday
The Tao of JC forum members, a secret Tryst, and Angry Girls on Poles

HAPPY BITHDAY TO ME!!!
So on the third day our hero awakens to the smell of stripper all over her, and the angry throbbng of two feet put through hell. Our hero is also VERY VERY hung over.

So me and K. decided to grab food somewhere (I totally forgot where we ate, but I'm sure it wasn't that great) and get our drink on. We were told by my local friend that Bare would be fun today and so we figured we would give it a try.

I text Peter Kolizeras, who was professional and very nice. I asked him if it was too late to put us on the list and he said to get my butt over there.

Bare: Bare at the Mirage is a very intimate topless pool. Because it was my birthday K. kept buying me drinks and by drink three I was feeling more than good. We floated in the water and I got to check her out in her bikini. I tried to get her to take her top off, but I couldn't get her to show her tata's off! At first it seemed less friendly then other pool parties I have been too. With people looking at you like a piece of meat and not smiling or having fun. That changed after more people showed up and then the party was in full swing.

I met a local girl who was SOOO nice, but I had a hard time talking with her because her nipple was poking out over the top of her suit and she did not know it. K. kept trying to catch my eye and I knew if I looked at her I would show that I was seeing nipple.

There were some french guys that came by and hit on us. They were polite but totally hard to understand. I think foreign guys can be cute but its a huge chore to have small talk with them when they don't speak English well. One said:

“I REALLY like your Poosing”
“My What?!?”
“Poosing! Poosing!” pointing at my lower body
“WHATTTTTTTTT”

Then I realized he was trying to say PIERCING not the OTHER word I thought he was saying. I was almost going to slap his face! Ha! Either that or see if I was showing more than I meant too. (its happens...)

Met some business guys too who were nice and invited us to meet them at Tryst. It was nice to be invited but I already had super hot plans to meet up with JC forum members and that beats hanging out with suits any day!

When I got back to the room I checked my phone and I got a txt from Patrick telling me he arrived and that he got a suite! I was so happy for him. We decided to meet at a hotel bar and then move on to Tao. My friend and I got there early so we decided to have a drink and gamble a little bit. We were laughing and having a good time when all these HOT forum members started to trickle in ha ha. My friend K. was super cool about meeting with everyone given that she does not go on this site.

So I got to meet Patrick (ladies he is tall and a fresh faced cutie), his friend (great skin, and the cutest nose), Warren (dressed so nice, and tall, and rich in flasks), mrankimonki (I wanted to put him in my pocket!) I was so glad that no one was crazy or whatever because I have never met anyone via the internet and I was nervous.

Darryl met up with us and went about finding more ladies as we were very much out numbered. We picked up some girls who were nice enough and made our way to Tao. Darryl got us is so quick! It was awesome, and Patrick is right, the look on peoples faces was hilarious. I am so glad I did not have to wait because part of the line is outside and it was still really hot, and my feet were sore from the previous nights of partying.

Tao: When you enter Tao you will find a restaurant with a huge bar on the first floor. With you stamp you make your way up the stairs to the second floor where you will find yourself in a dark, very asian inspired, labyrinth of cool. My friend and I grabbed some drinks with the guys and took it all in. 'We were there early and it was already starting to fill up, but it was great to go a bit early because we were able to really see the club!

I love when people sing Happy birthday to me, so THANKS PATRICK for singing happy birthday in German to me! It was super cool!

Warren totally owes me a liquid cocain shot

Me and K. walked around the club and hit the dance floor with Patrick and his friend for a little bit. Patrick was going insane drinking and talking with everyone. It was great to see. He kept buying me birthday drinks it was crazy. At one point I was SUPER drunk and I didn't want to drink anymore, I turned around after not seeing Patrick for awhile and he had his hands full of drinks. I was like no way!!! I can't drink anymore, but I did anyway.

The outside balcony is really cool to look at the strip and the people looking up at the party. The girls in the bathtubs where cool too. But the ones pretending to make out were very awkward. Just being honest. We danced and danced and drank and drank.

Then I have no idea why but I decided I wanted to get out of Tao and go to Tryst “Right Away” My momory is really fuzzy at this point....

We were on the list for Tryst using the contact from this site which was again very professional and nice. There was a huge line but I just walked right past them all and got in for free for nothing.

Tryst: Very pretty club. Has a pole, which is great and a nice outside area. I love the waterfall and it feels like a nice environment to meet people.

Apparently I was so drunk, I kicked the girls off the pole (they werent doing tricks anyway) and did my spins and twirls. Those girls got SOOOO mad at being shown up, but I showed them some easy spins and it the competitive spirit made them get even crazier. I totally didn't care about guys watching I just wanted to show K. that I could do some tricks and I was drunk. I can't understand why some people can let the drunk girl be drunk for a second!

We went on the dancefloor and danced. I was the biggest pimp because I had the prettiest girl dancing with me ha! She kept shoeing away people. We were wasted.

Note to Tall guy with the face: Screeming “YOU GUYS ARE HOT” over and over stops being a compliment and becomes scary.

One of the girls from the pole incident came over and offered to buy me a drink. I turned her down because I was more than wasted, and she got super pissed at me!!!

I can't comment this time on what people looked like as a whole because it's all a haze. So sorry guys!!!

I don't remember much after that. I can tell you that if K. wasn't there to usher me out I probably would have gotten kicked out for being to drunk.

Drinks $50 (thanks to everyone who hooked it up for my bday)
Cabs $30
Everything else comp

in your pocket... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[ellejay]

more to come tomorrow...............

[ellejay]

in your pocket... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

that way you will always be with me right?

[ellejay]

OH I forgot to add that I called Partick at like 4 in the morning and while we were talking (if you can call it that, he was with what sounded like a gaggle of ladies saying he was "So drunk" over and over, he dropped his phone, and it was never ever seen again!

[P-tr-ck]

OH I forgot to add that I called Partick at like 4 in the morning and while we were talking (if you can call it that, he was with what sounded like a gaggle of ladies saying he was "So drunk" over and over, he dropped his phone, and it was never ever seen again!

thank you for filling this hole in my memory.
Crazy times