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  • Booty bumping, fist pumping, GF dumping: girls trip!!!

    I love Vegas. I love it with all my heart. When I am not in Vegas I am thinking about being there all the damn time.

    I’ve been on the fence about writing a TR about our last girls trip because some of you attempted to tear me a new a**hole after writing my last and only TR, despite the “we don’t judge anyone” tagline in this forum. However, I love reading TRs, they bring me back to my happy place and I know it’s the same for many of you. Who am I to deny anyone this pleasure??? Double middle finger to all you judgey judgers out there. We all sin in our own ways I’m a bit of a wild child and my hubby loves it.

    Me – 29
    Annabelle – 29
    Alana – 27
    Alyssa – 29
    Amanda – 27

    The five us go waaaayyyy back. We went to junior high together and stayed friends. Love these downass chicks. Same as last time, rings stayed at home. We came to party. Again, no fancy restaurants, shows or sight seeing. We stayed at Aria.

    Liquid, Hakkassan, Daylight, Light, MDC, Hakkassan, EBC, XS night swim, Eclipse

    Flight outta of NY, nothing spectacular to note except that people were totally hammered and some people got ticketed for their intoxicated behavior. Haha. Wasn’t loving that as I was trying to sleep.

    Presidential limo to the hotel, with champagne and a stop at Walgreens for some booze and snacks. Check in was a breeze. We had a 2 bedroom suite. I tried the sandwich trick to upgrade to something fancier, but seeing as how it was a fight weekend, no upgrades were available. Boo ☹ They did give us a free fridge and comped our resort fees though. After waiting no more than 20 minutes for our fridge and bags, we changed and headed to a restaurant in Aria… I forget what it’s called… Pub something, maybe? The food was good, usual Vegas prices. I’d eat there again.

    After lunch we headed over to Liquid. Thursday is usually a pretty chill day for us and Liquid was the perfect spot. We were given cards for free drinks as soon as we entered. I think they were called the Liquid ladies swim club cards. We got pretty hammered because we kept going back. We gave the bartender a $40 tip to start bc we were going to keep coming back to him all day. Here’s what pissed me off though… The third or fourth time we went up to the bar Alana and I asked for patron shots and flashed our cards. Our bartender got called back for something so another bartender served us. The bartender poured them out for us set them in front of us and then proceeded to say snootily, “these aren’t included. $35.” Wow. So rude. She could’ve told us that before. We didn’t tip her.

    I was dancing in the pool by myself while the girls hung out along the edge of the pool when a host came up to us and asked if we would like to join a cabana. Don’t have to ask us twice! The guys we met were very sweet. They were there for a wedding the next day. The bachelor looked like he was really digging deep lol. Walking slanted, head rolling, slurring but he refused to throw in the towel. Thatta boy!

    The cabanas at Liquid are nice. Private little pools out front with ledges to sit on in the pool. The only problem is that the sun gets blocked after a certain time. My girls and I were really having a good time, dancing with the gentlemen in the pool, shooting the shit when we noticed a creepy man in a speedo on the other side of the fence filming us with a camcorder!!! Who has a frickin camcorder these days anyway?! The guys had their security tell him to stop but not before snapping pics of us flipping him off. It’s a pretty stellar set of pics. You can see how we get progressively more agitated as you flip through. Worth a thousand and one words.

    The guys were doing a bar crawl that night and we already had plans for Hak, so we said our goodbyes, have a nice life and left at around 5.

    Pedialyte, coconut water and a nap. We got up at around 10pm and got ready for Hak. Oh my lord what a long line up for a Thurs!!! I called my friend who’s a host and he walked us in no probs. Thanks M!!!

    We walked around the main room for a bit and met some sweet guys from Chicago. They offered us drinks, so we hung out with them. Big fucking mistake. First of all they were just sitting down, not really dancing. So they wanted us to sit too. Fine. But as they got drunker and drunker, they got weirder and weirder. Talking about how Vegas is the perfect setting for dungeons and dragons, that Jay Z and Beyonce and the rest of the killuminati (they actually said that) own Vegas, some racist comments here about Asian women being submissive (I’m Asian. Submissive though? Nahhhhh.)…. Blah, blah, blah. So I stood up and was about to drag the girls away when the guy I was sitting with said to me “yo shorty, show me what you got Ma!” Yes, he actually said that. WTF! He proceeded to hump my ass. Literally was banging himself into me. Needless to say, we left quite quickly.

    We decided to check out the Ling Ling room. I heart hip hop and have never been to this room. It was bumping. Rammed everywhere. We hopped onto the dancefloor and started doing our thing. A host came up to us a few minutes later and invited us to join a bachelor party at their table… not before whispering in Alana’s ear, “Ask them to order you champagne.” We did not ask them to do that because 1. That’s rude and 2. Champagne is overrated (according to us) and 3. Fizzies give me the hiccups. When we didn’t ask them, the host just told the guys to be “gentlemen” and get the ladies some champagne. I passed and went for the vodka.

    Their booth was right behind the DJ. When we were dancing on the banquettes we could look right in and see what the DJ was doing. So interesting! I forget who it was but he was actually doing his thing. Not just pressing play and pretending to turn knobs.

    We left at around 4ish and met up with a guy that we had met two trips ago at his hotel. He came down with quite a few of his boys. All super sweet and fun. So I was at a bit of a crossroads. Some of my girls are unaware of the understanding my husband and I have and my friend is also in a relationship. The plan was for me to meet up with just him, but the girls wanted to smoke and they had some. So we all headed over to their room, also in Aria. So convenient. Anna decided to pull the “responsible” card and insisted that we leave when the sun started to come up. I wanted to stay. By myself. Ugh, Anna wasn’t having it. So we proceeded to argue in French and I won. I walked the girls out and then knocked on his door again. He asked me what was up with the French ranting and I told him, “Girl talk. I didn’t want you to understand what we were saying to each other obviously. I’m staying. Hope that’s ok with you??” With a giggle and a shy smile, I locked myself in the washroom for a couple a minutes and waited till I heard the door open and close as the boys made their exit.

    I left at around 9. Thank God we were in the same hotel. Nothing worse than doing the walk of shame in the morning. My dress was particularly sexy that night. Not a good look compared to the business casual conventioners and health conscious joggers. But whatever, making good decisions is for home life.
    Last edited by wdreamgirl; 09-15-2014, 07:33 PM.

  • #2
    welcome back!

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    • #3
      Walk of shame, or walk of WIN!!!! Awesome

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      • #4
        lol love it, keep it coming!

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        • #5
          Friday

          I didn’t get much sleep on Thursday night. I never sleep cuz sleep is the cousin of death (if you don’t know that reference, I am not explaining it and I feel sad for you). I was struggling a little bit on Friday.

          I had been texting a new friend from the forums here. Shout out to J, the hottie with a body! We had made plans to meet up at daylight that day. We were quote $1500 for a daybed. Our host said that it was bc it was a fight weekend and they were pretty near sold out. There was literally no way for the four of us to blow through that much. Kinda lightweight, ya know? So we decided to risk it and go without anything secured. Good move us. We arrived at around 12pm and there were so many empty daybeds. We were able to get one for a $300 minimum. Piece of cake, we can get through that! We ordered some pitchers of strawberry drinks and some other delicious girly drinks.

          J came down from his cabana and said hello. At this point I was rocked. So drunk, running on fumes of sleep. Sorry we didn’t get to hang as much. I’m lame. My friend and his boys came through at around 2 and they got a daybed as well. I spent most of the day lounging on their daybed being lame and not fun at all. I started to feel better after 230.

          We met some cute girls also from NYC. One of them actually went to NYU with me and was in my program, but we never crossed paths. What a small world.

          We left daylight around 5 I think. Had a nap and got dressed for Light.

          Ok so I forgot to mention this one important piece of info. To start, we were a foursome. Our friend Amanda decided not to come early in the planning stages.
          We get a group text from Amanda at around 11pm, telling us that she last minute caught an evening flight and had just landed, had done her make up on the plane and was coming to the hotel to drop off her bags and change into her dress. Where were we going tonight? We all texted her back, “WTF. What are you doing here? Are you ok? We’re so excited you came! But is there drama and that’s why you’re here?” I was certain it was because of drama. Amanda’s the type that seems very serious but not in a bitchy way. She gives off an I’ve got my shit together kind of vibe. She’s never done anything so spontaneous and (awesome) crazy.

          Most annoying thing of life though, she stopped answering our texts!!! Dammit woman! So obviously we waited for her.

          We were right, she came because of drama. She found out some not great stuff about her BF and here she was. I shit you not, this actually happened. I honestly felt like I was in a drunken Vegas movie. But back to Amanda. I was so happy that she came. She’s so fun to party with in Vegas. The five of us make such a good group. So Amanda was in a slow burn anger kind of mood… eek. Not very conducive to making new friends. But once she started drinking she loosened up. She explained what happened and we said all the usual cheer your girlfriend up things. I think by 12 we were ready to go.

          Note to all my ladies: doing make up on the plane isn’t as good an idea as Amanda thought. The lighting was bad and she ended up looking a little hookerish. And not in a hot way. Amanda had to redo her eye make up lol.

          So we had connected with Nick at VIP4free and he was great at helping us out. We had originally planned to take the limo, but for obvious reasons had to cancel. We hopped into an escalade and got to Light prob by 12:30. There was a pretty substantial guestlist line. The table line wasn’t too long though.

          Because we didn’t take the limo, we had to meet someone in front of the club. We met a woman. I can’t remember her name but she had us walked in right away. Shout out to VIP4Free and the woman in the cute purple dress.

          I had never been to Light before. Wow. Ok, so my memory about the club is a little hazy because we were making sure to solidly pregame before going out. I remember it being laid out sort of like a stadium with all the booths surrounding the DJ. The LED screen was blinding. I brought sunglasses lol.

          Our friends from the night before had a table here so I texted that guy and gave the booth number to one of the bouncers and he walked us over. I think they were midway down from the top in a corner. Again, very hazy lol. I am in love with Light. Sorry Hak, you’re bumped as my fave Vegas club.

          The sound, the lights, the confetti, the cirque performers… sensory overload and I LOVE it. Though I wonder, where do you stand if you don’t have a table? I vaguely remember a bar by the washrooms, but is that it? It seemed to me that all the tiers were for table reservations.

          We got to the table and all the guys were sitting along the backs of the booth. The guy that walked us literally presented us to the guys, wave of his arm and everything. I was feeling a little awkward and shy because I was a little embarrassed about how forward I was last night so I was staring at my toes lol. So lame.

          The waitress poured me and the girls ciroc and cran. Oh god so yummy! I introduced Amanda to all of the guys. They were happy about our newest team member. I sat with my friend and danced with him a bit. Most of these guys were not really about dancing. Boorrrring. So I danced with my girls. We love dancing. It’s our cardio.

          I forget who the DJ was. I feel like it was Laidback Luke. Whoever it was, the music was amazing. We ended up leaving together at around 3am. The boys grabbed a limo and we hitched a ride with them. Again, so convenient that we were in the same hotel. The limo ride was fun. These guys were smooth. They had good game. And genuinely didn’t seem like dicks. They made sure that we were well taken care of the entire time we were with them.

          Gentlemen, it’s surprising what a little bit of chivalry can do to women. Us ladies were falling all over these guys. When we got to Aria everyone scattered lol. No words really. All I remember was hearing “11am Wet Republic!!!” I went up to my friends room and hung out there for a bit. He ordered room service, which was decent. We shared quesadillas and a Caesar salad.

          I left at around 9:30am and went down to our suite. I texted the girls to tell them I was doing a coffee run. They were in various states of consciousness, so I just grabbed drinks for me and Alyssa and Amanda, the only two back in our room. When I went down to get coffee I saw a group of girls who were clearly doing the walk of shame. They were shoeless, ew! All carrying their stilettos. Disgusting. Honestly buy fast flats for $10 from target. They fit perfectly in a clutch.

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          • #6
            Nice! Always good to see females putting up their experiences in Vegas, sounds like a good time and keep it coming.
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            • #7
              Another start of a solid TR.

              Last one was terrific and this one is matching it. Great writing. You could definitely make a small side business out of retelling your vegas stories in an airline magazine or something. Get people pumped for the trip haha.
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              • #8
                Welcome back! Great writing don’t let the haters bring you down!

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                • #9
                  Great Trip report! I love the foreshadowing of problems with one of your friends.

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                  • #10
                    Thanks for the love!! Writing about Vegas might be the best way to relive the debauchery

                    Saturday – day

                    I got our coffees headed up to room. Traded war stories with Alyssa and showered. By the time I was out of the shower the other girls had come back. So everyone was showered by 11:30am. We were seriously running behind, struggling to live a little. So much for being at Wet by 11. We decided to skip WR and went to Marquee instead. Anna got us on guestlist but we didn’t end up leaving our room till almost 1pm because of how stupid slow we were.

                    Apparently, Amanda hooked up with one of the boys in the limo. He paid the driver to drive them up and down the strip while they got it on. My girl! From being Ms. I don’t do that kind of thing to Ms. Down for anything in less than 24 hours. Funny how a catastrophic breakup can shake things up. You go girl with your badass self.

                    Our guy friends were also at Marquee, but we didn’t really want to hang out with them again. Didn’t wanna seem like we were thirsty hoes or trying to be their Vegas GFs, so we didn’t tell them about our change of plans. We missed gustlist, but we asked the bouncer very nicely if there was anything he could do for us. He asked us to wait a minute, spoke to someone and then walked us to the elevators. I went to pass him $40, but he insisted that I keep it. Seriously. Wow! I took his contact for the next time we’re in Vegas.

                    Marquee was crazy. People everywhere. The pools, the tables, bars. We went to the bar and grabbed drinks and started to make our first round to find a place to chill and dance. I was on the lookout for the guys so we could avoid them.

                    We ended up meeting a group of guys and girls from Canada. One of the girls said she liked my tattoo and we started talking. The whole group was so friendly, even the girls. They invited us to their cabana. We were in one of the cabanas that have a pool in front of it. Honestly, I could get used to that cabana life ☺

                    Turns out the girls had just met the guys that day. They were cool chicks. So cool that I took one of their numbers to hang out with sometime again that weekend. I never do that!

                    Kaskade was DJing and he was ok. People were going wild to him, but I just thought he was decent. Maybe because I’m getting old, but I thought his set was very commercial and EDMish. EDM what a stupid term. I grew up in the era of house music, different vibes. Everything sounds kind of the same to me today. But I was no Debbie Downer! I still partied my little heart out. It just took more vodka.

                    The guys were there for a bachelor party and were really letting loose. The bachelor was a pretty reserved, quiet kinda guy. Never been to Vegas. Upstanding citizen kind of vibe. So all the girls conspired to make this pool party one to remember for him. Me and Anna both had bright lipsticks. We got every hot girl we could to come over and take a mini shot with the bachelor and then apply the lipstick and kiss him anywhere on his body. The poor pasty white guy was COVERED in pink and red lipstick all over his upper body, neck and face. It was amazing. Bachelor had a smile from ear to ear. I loved it.

                    I was on my way to the washroom with Anna when we ran into our favorite boys. My friend was chilling in their cabana and he called me over. The conversation is kinda hazy but Anna tells me that he was trying to leave with me again. I recall another French screaming match…

                    “QUI PREND QUELQU’UN A L’HOTEL APRES UNE FETE A LA PISCINE?!”

                    Roughly translated to, “who the fuck takes someone home after a pool party?!” Damn, Ms. Cockblock strikes again, this time though she won. Who knew that my bestie was such a prude? Thank god for girlfriends though. I was in no shape to leave with anyone but the girls.

                    I think we ended up leaving at around 6pm. It seemed pretty late. Thank God we were so close to our hotel. I don’t think I could have handled being in a moving vehicle. I was really doing my best to be put together, but I was trashed. Like black out lol. All I remember was having to stumble down the Marquee death stairs and then next thing I know, I was back in our room waking up from my alcohol fueled coma. How I managed to shower before passing out, I’ll never know.

                    Side note, when I woke up Anna was nowhere to be found. Hypocrite!

                    Next... Saturday night

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                    • #11
                      Saturday – night

                      That night we had planned to go to Hakkassan again and meet our friends. When we got to the club it again was very crowded out front. Way more crowded than on Thursday obviously. Every line except invited guests was at least 100 people deep. We got into the guest line and proceeded to complain about waiting. I texted M ad he wasn’t there but gave me another number. I texted him and he came out to the invited guest line. We had to walk all the way to the end of the ropes, which were empty, to check in with guest list, but we were happy to skip the line. We tipped the guy and kept his number for next time.

                      Our friends hadn’t been shown to their table yet so we roamed around the main room. We met a bachelor party from Seattle. Oh gosh, these guys were cute in a nerdy kind of way. They seemed nice enough. We found out that they were a group of app developers originally from the silicon valley area. It’s an app that most of us have on our phones and is apparently in talks to be sold for a gazillion bazillion dollars. It’s true, I googled it. For such rich guys they were very down to earth. We danced with them but they began to get really touchy feely as the alcohol started flowing, trying to make hot girl sandwiches. Not having it. I checked my phone and the guys had texted me an hour ago saying they were at their table. Where were we? I didn’t realize how much time had passed. We said goodbye to the guys and left their table and met up with our fave boys.

                      They had other girls with them and you could feel the tension radiating off these women haha. They did not like us! So cold, even when we said hi to them.

                      I just don’t get it ladies. I’m a girl’s girl through and through. I’ve got nothing but love for my ladies. But I guess it’s true what they say, that what a woman hates most is a more beautiful woman. My girls are solid 8-10s. These other chicks? Maybeeeee 5-6s and that’s being generous. Plus they seemed lame and boring just sitting along the backs of the booths with the guys all screw faced, not talking, not smiling, terrible posture. What were our boys thinking?! Booze goggles… smh. These women kind of looked like emaciated evil Asian gargoyles. Two points off for being shitty people, so really we could say they’re actually 3-4s.

                      I squeezed myself in between my friend and the girls (haha), turned to a few of them and tried to make conversation because I like to give people the benefit of the doubt.

                      Me: Are you ladies having a good time?

                      Gargoyle #1: Yeah.

                      Me: Me too. I love Vegas! Where are you ladies from?

                      Gargoyle #2: Miami.

                      Me: Oh awesome. I’ve never been but I’ve heard it’s an awesome party town too. How does it compare to here?

                      Gargoyle #2: I don’t know. I don’t really care.

                      Me: Okaaaaaaaaaay.

                      Alyssa looked ready to throw a drink in their faces, but we are ladies so none of that ratchet behavior. I grabbed my girls, we climbed up along the back of the booths and started dancing. The boys may have been sitting with them, but their eyes were definitely on us hee hee hee. I’ve never really understood why people come to the clubs and don’t dance. Dancing has to be one of my favorite activities.

                      We were really having a good time when this guy in the booth beside us started running his hands up and down Amanda and Alana’s legs. He had one hand on Amanda and one hand on Alana. The dude looked like he was trying to give them an indian sunburn or something to the beats that were dropping. Then he started tapping their calves when the track changed. This went on until our friend’s security came over and said to him, “Sir, please stop playing the ladies like a bongo. Thank you.” He stopped for a while but soon after he began the rubbing again! Security came over again, “Sir, please stop rubbing the girls. I’ve already asked you once to keep your hands to yourself.” The guy clearly was very drunk and became belligerent. He stood up quickly and somehow lost his balance and fell over onto his bottles. They got knocked over, spilled all over the place. His boys were so upset. Understandably so! I am pretty sure he wasted a few thousand dollars worth of booze. The drunk drummer was kicked out immediately, dragged out by the collar of his jacket.

                      I was dancing when I felt my phone vibrate, it was the cool Canadian chick! She was there too so I told her to come over with her girls. I climbed down and waited for them by the entrance to the booth. When the three of them arrived, I got my friends attention and sort of made expressions asking if it was ok for them to join us. He nodded and they came in.

                      We outnumbered the other girls now and they kept disappearing and reappearing. Finally they just never reappeared. Haha, we win! Towards the end of the night, Alana started to feel sick and went to the washroom. She was gone for a while and it turns out she was puking, Alyssa was taking care of her and she was getting kicked out. We decided to all leave together as it was late. I told the girls from Toronto to meet us at EBC the next day. It’s my favorite pool party, hands down.

                      We were walking through Aria when an olderish black gentleman approached us. Now picture this, the man must have been in his late 40s to early 50s, cornrows, dressed in a khaki colored suit that kind of shimmered depending on how the light hit it, with a lilac dress shirt and fuschia gator shoes. Total pimp juice vibe!!!

                      OBG: Ladiesssssssss, ladiessssssss and gentlemen! How y’all doing toniiiiiight?!!

                      Amanda: We are great thank you!

                      OBG: You fine specimen, I would like to take you home with me tonniiiiiiight!

                      Amanda: Ummmm… how old are you?

                      OBG: Age ain’t nothing but a number sweet child.

                      Amanda: How old do you think I am?

                      OBG: Ooooooh that’s a loaded question child. 21? 22? Or do you have a fake ID and you’re really a baby?

                      Now this is why I love being with Amanda in Vegas… this shit that comes out of her mouth is HILARIOUS!!

                      Amanda: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoaaaaaa R. Kelly. I am much older than I look, but that doesn’t matter considering you think I’m a baby. You know what you need to do? You need to get back to working on your craft. You were my favourite R&B singer of all time. Bump and Grind was my shit. It was my shit until I realized that you don’t see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind… with children!!! You don’t see nothing wrong with taking a piss on them!

                      The rest of us: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Ahhhhhhhh ahahahahahaa!

                      Amanda: Go back to working on your music R. Kelly. And no more of that trapped in a closet shit. I watched all those music videos and I laughed. But not gonna lie, I was mad creeped out the entire time. Work on your craft, bring back soul!!!!!

                      It wasn't actually R. Kelly, though I totally see the resemblence. We dragged her away, dying with laughter, tears streaming down our faces. Oh Amanda, you kill me.

                      We stopped in the casino for a bit because the boys wanted to play blackjack. I was super bored with it so I decided to go up to shower and sleep.

                      I didn’t go back to my friend’s room and he was pretty bummed. Honestly I just wanted to not talk, not socialize, not be touched, not do anything, just sleep. He tried to tell me that we could just cuddle and spoon. Cuddle? Haha, riiiight. I went back to our suite with the girls and told him that I’d see him tomorrow if he wanted.

                      Next... Sunday

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                      • #12
                        Thanks for sharing your trip report. Loving it so far! I can't wait to read the rest.
                        I also second on girls hating on other girls. I just don't get it.

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                        • #13
                          good stuff!

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                          • #14
                            Awesome TR - like everyone has said its great to see a girl write about her experience!
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                            • #15
                              good read, I'm excited for Vegas and it's 9 months away.
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