My Long Brown…, Absinthe Front Row, Vegas Noobs, & 6 Bottles of Cognac in 1 Night

[dnix]

Of course shes from Iowa..lol...Nice Finish

[SuZQ]

Those Iowa girls tho.... Should went to Marquee.

[Tara Denise]

LOL I'm dead! What a way to finish!

[Crossfitedition]

LOL. Great ending! Almost inspired me to write a TR.

[Vegasnoob2014]

Sweet lord, I am going to hit up that S&C machine. Can you detail your basic craps strategy?

[sactownguy]

Good report. Fun read. I am more and more ready for my next trip to LV every day.

[ArmyVegas]

Of course shes from Iowa..lol...Nice Finish

Just my luck...lol

Those Iowa girls tho.... Should went to Marquee.

I did Marquee on New Years so i'm happy. S&C basically financed my whole trip.

LOL I'm dead! What a way to finish!

Me or her???

LOL. Great ending! Almost inspired me to write a TR.

Do it before it's too late! Don't forget the details!

Sweet lord, I am going to hit up that S&C machine. Can you detail your basic craps strategy?

It's always worked for me. The only slot machine that has payed out better than that for me was Batman:The Dark Knight machine @ The Hard Rock Hotel in Biloxi. I would literally spend hours upon hours on that machine.

With craps I basically began by just betting on when 6 & 8 is the point. Then I would bet inside on 5,9 and the other number in between that isn't the point. Use the extra winnings to beef up my odds.

Good report. Fun read. I am more and more ready for my next trip to LV every day.

Reading these TR basically got me on level 1000 the nights before I left....don't forget to make your own TR....

[LXJEDi]

ROFL, fantastic read dude, got me amped up to do Vegas again! Your boy Mark at the very least owes you a night of serious winging for that Ariana play though...

[ARB]

Day 3

So I wake them up and let them know how fucking pissed I am at them for not doing shit yesterday and then Mark says "Mannnn......we should have went to the strip club!! I was down for that!" Are you fucking serious? I then proceed to (pause) pound his nuts in through the covers with my fists followed by a swift choke hold. After we finish arguing we decide to hit up the gym. Thursday there was barely 20 ppl in the Gym....Friday it was packed! Could barely get free weights. Anyway Mark is limited to what he can do in the gym due to some injuries while he was deployed. So anything involving chest or abs he was out. So basically it was me and Dwayne in the gym. So after we finish the workout I decide to put in a reservation for tomorrow for a massage for all 3 of us @ Aria. While i'm reserving a massage I turn around and see some tall ass guy with like 3 people surrounding him walking past the reservation desk. I'm like damn...he's tall...i'm 6 feet but he was up there. Guy checking me in says "Oh, he comes here all the time." I'm like "Who?" He says "Karl Malone". Dwayne and Mark are in back of me so they didn't hear and I yell back "What! Karl Malone?" Then Mark proceeds to yell out...."Yeah...Malone Brown DICK!!!" 3 people he was walking with all proceed to stop and turn around and i'm like WTF...then they keep walking with who I assume was Karl Malone.

Shower then we head to the Buffet and use some more of our resort credit and look who we meet in line....50's lady....who is there with who I assume to be her husband which made me think. Who the hell were her "friends" and what type of party would that have been? They go straight for Dwayne and she introduces him to her husband like "this is the one I told you about babe". Wow....I'm not even in this convo. Kinda felt like he deserved it for leaving me hanging last night. Anyway I keep my eyes to the front and he somehow smooth talks himself outta some weird ass convo. We eat then pick up some souvenirs @ Aria. I head to go pick up my MyVegas rewards. We are off to Zumanity. Pretty good seats.
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Almost...ALMOST got one of them called up on stage. Damn. Next time. After that we played some craps.Some old lady was rolling hot so I won about $450 while they watched and the dealer let them know they have lessons every morning. O.K. Time to leave. We got to get ready for Gold Lounge. Was thinking about EBC at Night but decided to just start with The Gold Lounge and if it's terrible we have EBC at Night. Head back up to the room to get changed and then headed to the Gold Lounge around 11...

Coming up...Day 3 Pt 2......6 Bottles of Cognac in 1 Night

met Karl Malone in the elevator of MGM in May 2013 during my bachelor party.

It was 8am and I was headed BACK down to the tables to keep the dream alive. I see this big man in the elevator with head sets on. I say, "wow, you're much more dedicated than me" He proceeds to take off his headphones, stare at me and say in a slightly annoyed voice "what was that?" I repeat my comments and began to shoot the breeze with him. After about 60 seconds I notice he's wearing a "Malone enterprises" hat. I ask if he's Karl Malone. He says yes. I tell him how I was rooting for him in 97/98 vs the Bulls (kinda BS, I like Jordan more) and then more people enter the elevator.

It's kinda funny that for that 60-90 seconds it was just me and the mailman shooting the breeze in the elevator.

[ARB]

Nice review. You and your buddies had a legendary weekend that will be remembered and cherished for years to come.

[tiffany24k]

Loved reading this. You are getting me excited for my trip!!