A Cancelled Flight, Counterfeit Limos, and a Brazilian Girl with an EXCELLENT memory.

[Cirilo Medina]

Husband then says "Sorry I took so long, Circus Circus vallet was backed up"

[Brooklyn Marc]

Wife then says "honey you forgot the albino midget and 'the gimp' costume from Pulp Fiction, you always do that!"

[SuZQ]

Husband says I can't supply everything on such short notice! Then proceeds to strip, is actually a really butch woman.

[timbuck2]

Then room service arrives with 15 live lobsters and a gallon of red finger paint...

[SirIceCream]

Following the first knock on the door there is another....Ok. Here is the Circus Circus concierge with the Twister board, a Viking helmet and a trio of Flavor Flav clocks for each to wear around their necks.

[SuZQ]

This tr is turning into a night at beachers. where's miley?

[k8ertot]

This is an AWESOME trip report, especially with the additions, kudos everyone :-)

[Brooklyn Marc]

This tr is turning into a night at beachers. where's miley?

I love it!

[genuis8]

Thumbs Up !!!

[Cirilo Medina]

I hope it's 1/4 as good as our imaginations. Probably stage fright, boring TR. Here's hoping it's not!

[timbuck2]

Let's take a dark twist.
So everyone lines up a rail of coke and a shot of fireball. When the gimp is done giving the smallest clown a back rub, he honks a horn and we are simultaneously snort a line and down our shot. Everyone is raging. High fives everwhere. The dj (he showed up about 30 minutes earlier. I don't know who he was. But he was dropping BEATS) is playing a mash up of NWA and Calvin Harris. All of the sudden, everyone's stomach gets all screwed up. The coke /fireball combo gave everyone explosive diarrhea. People are shitting on the toilet 2 at a time (spider style). The dude in the leather chaps is passed out in the bathtub. But the Asian stripper doesn't care. She has to go. Right in the bathtub. The biker dude doesn't wake up. And at this point there is a line 10 deep for th bathroom. People are lined up 5 at a time laying cable into the bathtub.
The guy passed out in the tub wakes up and... (Cliffhanger part 2).

[justinssvc]

Let's take a dark twist.
So everyone lines up a rail of coke and a shot of fireball. When the gimp is done giving the smallest clown a back rub, he honks a horn and we are simultaneously snort a line and down our shot. Everyone is raging. High fives everwhere. The dj (he showed up about 30 minutes earlier. I don't know who he was. But he was dropping BEATS) is playing a mash up of NWA and Calvin Harris. All of the sudden, everyone's stomach gets all screwed up. The coke /fireball combo gave everyone explosive diarrhea. People are shitting on the toilet 2 at a time (spider style). The dude in the leather chaps is passed out in the bathtub. But the Asian stripper doesn't care. She has to go. Right in the bathtub. The biker dude doesn't wake up. And at this point there is a line 10 deep for th bathroom. People are lined up 5 at a time laying cable into the bathtub.
The guy passed out in the tub wakes up and... (Cliffhanger part 2).

And......this is where the line was crossed.

[SuZQ]

And......this is where the line was crossed.

agreed. I now feel bad for the OP

[Brooklyn Marc]

Let's take a dark twist.
So everyone lines up a rail of coke and a shot of fireball. When the gimp is done giving the smallest clown a back rub, he honks a horn and we are simultaneously snort a line and down our shot. Everyone is raging. High fives everwhere. The dj (he showed up about 30 minutes earlier. I don't know who he was. But he was dropping BEATS) is playing a mash up of NWA and Calvin Harris. All of the sudden, everyone's stomach gets all screwed up. The coke /fireball combo gave everyone explosive diarrhea. People are shitting on the toilet 2 at a time (spider style). The dude in the leather chaps is passed out in the bathtub. But the Asian stripper doesn't care. She has to go. Right in the bathtub. The biker dude doesn't wake up. And at this point there is a line 10 deep for th bathroom. People are lined up 5 at a time laying cable into the bathtub.
The guy passed out in the tub wakes up and... (Cliffhanger part 2).

Whoa... okay maybe we all take a couple plays off after that one?

[timbuck2]

Sorry. Was super bored on a conference call at work. I'll keep it PG.