A Cancelled Flight, Counterfeit Limos, and a Brazilian Girl with an EXCELLENT memory.

[AxelFoley]

Let's take a dark twist.
So everyone lines up a rail of coke and a shot of fireball. When the gimp is done giving the smallest clown a back rub, he honks a horn and we are simultaneously snort a line and down our shot. Everyone is raging. High fives everwhere. The dj (he showed up about 30 minutes earlier. I don't know who he was. But he was dropping BEATS) is playing a mash up of NWA and Calvin Harris. All of the sudden, everyone's stomach gets all screwed up. The coke /fireball combo gave everyone explosive diarrhea. People are shitting on the toilet 2 at a time (spider style). The dude in the leather chaps is passed out in the bathtub. But the Asian stripper doesn't care. She has to go. Right in the bathtub. The biker dude doesn't wake up. And at this point there is a line 10 deep for th bathroom. People are lined up 5 at a time laying cable into the bathtub.
The guy passed out in the tub wakes up and... (Cliffhanger part 2).

Husband wakes up in a puddle of sweat. Thank god the coke and fireball induced diarrhea fest was just a nightmare. Husband doesn't remember much of last night. He sees his wife asleep next to a hot blonde woman with an eye patch, $700 in casino chips, 3 glow sticks and a boom box.

[Brooklyn Marc]

Husband wakes up in a puddle of sweat. Thank god the coke and fireball induced diarrhea fest was just a nightmare. Husband doesn't remember much of last night. He sees his wife asleep next to a hot blonde woman with an eye patch, $700 in casino chips, 3 glow sticks and a boom box.

Much better! Lol

[dnix]

No biggie if you dont finish. Just left click my name. Scroll down to PM, and send the rest.

[JonnyB29]

OK, at first this cliffhanger shit was kinda cool. But c'mon man! Help us out here. You've seen what can happen if you don't finish you TR.... People start fantasizing about people crapping everywhere. Keep America green and finish this TR please.

Cheers

[Max Woodpecker]

delete thread, ban user

[dnix]

bahahahaha

[Gumbo_Techno]

Holy shit. Not haven't even finished the first night on my TR and this thread has already gone 4 pages.

Sorry I never finished updating it--life has had me very busy over the past few days. Will have the rest posted soon.

Again, my apologies. Cheers..

[Gumbo_Techno]

Again, my apologies for the delays..shouldn't have left you guys hanging like that but like I said, life happens!

The husband walks back up and asks me if I'm gonna take them up on it. I'm just in awe, and pretty sure they're just fucking with me. I'm thinking at any moment now, the music's gonna stop, Ashton Kutcher is gonna hop on the mic and yell out "YOU'VE JUST BEEN PUNKED!" while the whole club roars in laughter.

"Uhh..nah man I can't do that" I say to him. "Oh c'mon dude. It's totally cool. We have a very open relationship and do this kind of thing often. Plus, I know you want a piece of that gorgeous ass." he replies..which, he wasn't lying, she was pretty fucking hot. The whole idea of me sleeping with someone else's SO just doesn't sit right with me. After kinda going back and forth for about 5 or 10 minutes, I reluctantly agree to it. I mean, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas right? And if they're cool with it, then why not? Fuck it. Nobody else will ever find out, and doing a Korean chick has always been on my bucket list..ok ok I'll move forward now.

We make our way out of the club (but not before doing a couple of shots to "ease the tension") and make our way up to their room. They had a room at the Wynn (which in case I haven't mentioned it 10 times already, it's gorgeous). On the way up there, I kinda got a weird feeling in my stomach. Maybe it was anxiety. Maybe it was the Patron shots we just took (which cost upwards of $15-16 a shot, thanks Obama!), I don't know. On the elevator ride up there, the wifey starts gently caressing my forearm and says "you're such a sexy Southern man" while the husband nods his head and gives me a wink. On a level of 1-Creeped Out, I was at about a 6. I made it clear to him that I'm don't swing both ways like Derek Jeter (no offense to any gays on here, have nothing against you guys at all, it's just not my thing). He chuckles and reminds me that he's just watching, not actively participating.

The elevator stops, the doors open, and I follow their lead to their room. I'm starting to sweat at this point, and my teeth are clenching a little bit. We walk in, and again..the property, from the rooms down to the clubs are just phenomenal. Guy tells me to make myself comfortable and pours us another shot of Patron while the wife walks into the bathroom. "C'mon man, relax..it's totally cool!" he tells me as we down the shot. We sit there and bullshit for a minute, tells me a couple of random short stories about court cases he's had in the past and blah blah blah. He then hands me a card (which I later ditch) and tells me if I'm ever in OC to hit him up. Out of nowhere, I hear the wifey yell out "ARE YOU READY?!". The husband says "Just a minute!" as he gets up and reaches into a black bag. My fists clench because I'm thinking he's about to grab a gun or some sort of weapon, but no..it was a video camera. A fucking video camera. I ask him "what in the flying fuck is this?". "A video camera, duh..it's just for our own personal use, it's only gonna stay between us!" (which is what Monica told Bill, I'm sure). The wife walks out of the bathroom in some weird ass black latex suit, somewhat resembling Catwoman from those Batman movies. I'm in a state of awe at this point. She looks over at me and says "are you ready, you little bitch?!" while reaching in that same black bag the video camera came from, grabbing a whip and handcuffs. No. No. No. Fuck this. This is how some horror movies have started, and the inspiration behind some episodes of Unsolved Mysteries. I tell them I think I'm gonna bounce now, when the wifey walks up, gets a handful of my crotch and tells me not to "be scared". She jumps on the bed, the hubby holds up the camera, when luckily, my phone starts vibrating in my pocket. I pull it out, and sure enough, it's none other than Brother Love (BL)!!! Fucking amen. BL to my rescue. I tell them I really need to take this phone call and step out for a second. Sure, go for it, they say..we'll be waiting. lolk. I step out and tell him what's happened so far in chronological order. "Fucking go for it dude. It's Vegas baby..VEGAS!". I then proceed to tell him what happens after we enter the hotel room..from the video camera to the whip and handcuffs. "No no no dude, fucking run and never look back. This WILL NOT END WELL!". Right as he says that, the door opens and I see a head pop out. "Are you done?! We're anxious man!"

I take off running. Like, hauling ass running. Running as if I'm at the NFL combine doing the 40 yard dash with scouts from every team watching me. I get to the elevator and start raping the DOWN button with my finger. It finally opens and I jump in, proceed to rape the button that leads me to the main floor, and haul ass out of there. I call BL back after I somewhat sprinted to the taxi cab line and he's dying laughing. Fuck you, it's not funny. I do take comfort, though, in knowing that he's on his way to the airport. "See your crazy ass in 9 hours!" he says. It's 3 AM, my buzz is gone, and this craziness has me overwhelmed...so I hop in a cab and head back to Bally's to keep drinking.

I get back, sit down at a Blackjack table, lay down $200, and light up a cigarette. I'm playing $25 a hand, and when I get down to my last $25, I say to myself "oh well, fuck it, it's their money anyway"..when the dealer gives me a blackjack. From that point forward, it was balls to the wall. Doubling down on 10's and 11's when the dealer was showing a face, and winning. It's like the Vegas Gods shined their light upon me and said "We love you, Gumbo_Techno. Please forgive us for what happened earlier". Forgiven you are. I walk away with about $800 in chips, cash out, and make my way over to Drai's. I didn't stay for very long as I wasn't really feeling the DJ. Head back up to my room, put my phone on the charger, and lay down. It's 6 AM on the Friday morning of Labor Day Weekend, and little did I know, there's more craziness in store for me and my 2 friends this weekend.

Day 2 coming soon! Thanks for reading guys!

[SuZQ]

OMG.. Worth the wait.

[AusVIP]

lol... really... just really???

[wat]

Damn, bro ... good thing you're still alive!


... or you might've missed the opportunity to be a pornstar on pornhub.

[Gumbo_Techno]

Damn, bro ... good thing you're still alive!


... or you might've missed the opportunity to be a pornstar on pornhub.

Me and BL actually discussed what could have been had I decided to go through with it. I think my porn star name would have been "Cinnamon Bun".

[wat]

Me and BL actually discussed what could have been had I decided to go through with it. I think my porn star name would have been "Cinnamon Bun".

Better than "No Kidneys", imo

Either way, glad you made it back to update the TR, man

[ArmyVegas]

So let me get this straight. There's footage out there in the world of an hot Asian Woman coming out the bathroom in black spandex and then her grabbing your junk shortly followed by you saying "let me take this call" and leaving the room.

[Gumbo_Techno]

So let me get this straight. There's footage out there in the world of an hot Asian Woman coming out the bathroom in black spandex and then her grabbing your junk shortly followed by you saying "let me take this call" and leaving the room.

Fuck. I don't even know if he hit the record button. Or if it's published. I now regret not keeping his card.

Time to hit the porn sites..god damnit.