Vintage TR - Worst Trip Ever

[Tara Denise]

Fuck that...Tara I'm hiring you to do my TR's from now on
Great filler until the current 2014 TR's come rollin in!

Lol thanks! I figured it must be chronicled somewhere. I actually chipped in money for a cabana at the Imperial Palace!

And yeah, I cannot wait for the new TRs to start. Ugh, I'm dying to get to Vegas (when not,stranded and jet lagged, of course).

[Sir.Chris]

Guy: "So why are you ladies out tonight?"
Melissa: (points to me) "It's her birthday!" (I smile and wave)
Guy: "Oh yeah? How old are you?"
Me: "24"
Guy: "Jesus! How's your old crusty vagina doing then?"
Me: "I think it's best if you walk away and rethink your bullshit non-game, dude."
Guy: "Awww, man! Why you gotta go all angry like that? Melissa, you coming?"
Melissa: "...I'm 26. Ass."

24 is old in Vegas now.....
Great TR BTW

[Tara Denise]

24 is old in Vegas now.....
Great TR BTW

Lolol I KNOW, right?!

I figure he was probably on summer break from Douchebag U.

And I am happily taking my 28-year-old self right back down there this summer. Lol I just started making enough money to afford all of my fun, I'm in great shape AND black don't crack, so I'm not hanging up the stilettos any time soon!

[ben662]

24 is old in vegas? Shit, i guess i'm f**ked seeing as i'll be 35 when i head back in june!!

Good to see a trip report after all this time as well!

[Lord Chezz]

Ahhh I see you lovely ladies found the Glitter Gulch on Fremont.

The only stripclub in which I was called a fag for turning down a "vip" dance.

[SelfMade]

Guy: "So why are you ladies out tonight?"
Melissa: (points to me) "It's her birthday!" (I smile and wave)
Guy: "Oh yeah? How old are you?"
Me: "24"
Guy: "Jesus! How's your old crusty vagina doing then?"
Me: "I think it's best if you walk away and rethink your bullshit non-game, dude."
Guy: "Awww, man! Why you gotta go all angry like that? Melissa, you coming?"
Melissa: "...I'm 26. Ass."

I think that's one of those PUA lines. I swear I've read it before on Yelp or something where some girl was equally shocked to hear it.

[Tara Denise]

I think that's one of those PUA lines. I swear I've read it before on Yelp or something where some girl was equally shocked to hear it.

Ahhh I could see that. One of those things where we were supposed to feel really insecure all of a sudden and immediately need to prove our worth by screwing his brains out? Lmao yeah....that works on a very specific type of girl (needy/insecure/desperate/drunk), coming from a very specific type of guy (at least mildly attractive), so hopefully he's learned better since then.

[Tara Denise]

Ahhh I see you lovely ladies found the Glitter Gulch on Fremont.

The only stripclub in which I was called a fag for turning down a "vip" dance.

Haaaaa! That's pretty fantastic.

[AusVIP]

A fantastic TR. This should be considered up there with one of the best I have read on JC. Judos to Tara!

[kp3205]

Great TR. Geez if 24 or 28 is "old" in Vegas, at 44 I want my AARP card and 1/2 price discount at Denny's now. April can't get here soon enough.

[SuZQ]

This was really fun to read.. I mean hell for you to go through.. but it makes a good story. And I'm super old... I better skip clubs and go to bingo.

[Tara Denise]

Lol all my fellow senior citizens are welcome to join me for rousing games of shuffle board and bridge when I celebrate my 30th in a couple of years. I'll bring the Hoverounds and the Ensure! Don't forget your Life Alert necklaces!

[SuZQ]

I'm 31.. I will I will get you a nice sequined sweater with dice and cards on it to wear for your birthday. Thats what all us crusty vags wear.

[chrisbru]

The fuck is a PUA line?

[Tara Denise]

The fuck is a PUA line?

Pick-Up Artist. Aka dudes who write blogs and books on all these ways to pick up women that basically amount to being an asshole and occasional date rapist.