Things to stop doing in clubs...

[Liz1303]

lmao.

anyway, ladies, please stop walking around barefoot. fold-able flats are like $10. i hope you get toe fungus!

+100

I bought a pair of foldable flats at gap that actually have soles, u could reasonably walk several blocks, from gap. I wear them to the club then I slip on the heals til I can't stand it and I switch back. Best $30 I ever spent!!

[tc3]

Please stop asking where to find coke/molly in the bathroom, I'm here to actually take a piss

Where do you suggest we ask?

Ask the doorman.

Wow! I just posted about something I read on ripoffreport in another thread about this subject and Tao. Weird.

[tc3]

I hate having grown men coming to our table asking us if they can buy a drink from us so they dont have to stand in line at the bar.

Or like others have said having random people try to hand you their empty glass.

Some people just have no manners.

[timbuck2]

I hate having grown men coming to our table asking us if they can buy a drink from us so they dont have to stand in line at the bar.

Or like others have said having random people try to hand you their empty glass.

Some people just have no manners.

We were wrapping up our Saturday at the Encore European pool last saturday. We had a bucket of ice with 1 red bull and a gatorade left in. Some dude noticed that we were gathering our things and stuck his hand in the bucket and asked if he could have them.
The answer was "No. Are you serious?"

[dnix]

dog tags and chanting

[getmine27]

For the 'ladies'...
Please Please Please stop asking me if you have to pay to get in. Please stop telling me how your gonna go to Club XYZ if you can't get in for free.
Most of you have to pay.
Yes. You do.

For the men....
Please Please Please stop giving me a hard time when I tell you to finish your drink B E F O R E you enter.
This is a nightclub...we sell drinks.
Would you walk into a restaurant with a plate of food and expect to eat it at the table?

For everybody...
This is a Las Vegas nightclub.
You knew that when you walked up to the rope.
It's Vegas.
Not whatever little crappy town you come from.
You are NOT the shit here.
There are people spending thousands on one bottle of liquor.
You are not a unique snowflake until you do the same.
Until then....
Get on line.
Quit asking me how long it's gonna be.
Shut your pie hole and wait.
...and have your fucking ID out and ready jerkoff.

lol.. wow..

[shewholistens]

Thank you for educating me on such etiquette, I'm coming on my second visit this weekend and I am OCDing over the small things I need to do.. Such as bring a big enough clutch in order to fit my foldable sandals! And wipes lolol but really no one likes a sweaty susan.

I do get annoyed by girls who bump into you and then act pissed like it was your fault and then kick you or step on you.. Bitch, just say sorry because I am going to say it to you regardless since I am just as drunk as you are, NO NEED FOR KICKING.. I can't even see where I am going I am too short to see past torsos.

Also, what I like to call drive-by assgrabs.... Unless you want us to go around squeezing your balls. Not gently. At least ask me my name, compliment my eyes, perhaps a beverage, and I will maybe consider it for your efforts

Keep em coming please

[wat]

dog tags and chanting

"Really. Really?"

[tombrokaw]

I gotta defend the sunglasses

I look like a zombie without them.

[kman90]

Also, what I like to call drive-by assgrabs.... Unless you want us to go around squeezing your balls. Not gently. At least ask me my name, compliment my eyes, perhaps a beverage, and I will maybe consider it for your efforts

awesome! drive-by assgrabs

love that phrase...

[timbuck2]

Call it a "double standard" but if some chick thinks I am hot and she wants to give my nuts a hard squeeze, go for it. Just expect that I am planning to follow you around for the rest of the night in hopes that you want to do some "squeezing" later.

[cm4short]

I thought it was related and funny

Made me laugh...

Hey it was hilarious and we knew Sortie was being sarcastic yet honest, and I'm glad that security types participate on JC...that's great!

So let me put in my few peeves (here's one for security guys):

I hate it when I follow the suggested dress codes and attempt to wear a collared shirt (though its 100 degrees outside) and they let dudes in wearing v-necks and t-shirts - I'm talking Tier 1 clubs! btw - @Sortie - are Macy's V-necks allowed these days?

As for my general population list: bluetooth headsets - still looks whack (unless you're driving), jawbone or motorola doesn't matter, besides we both know you can't hear anyone over the loud music!

sunglasses hanging on the back collar of your shirt - I'm just jealous cause I didn't think of that myself after 5 damaged Walmart $10 shades.

Actual
ly, I've used a jawbone with success in the club. My GF called me and asked what that background noise was, I told her "the radio, hold on while I turn it down some." Went out the the patio and had a full conversation." She never knew what happened, an . Some chick watched me pull off the whole thing... Jawbones are awesome.

[ashroid]

Made me laugh...

Hey it was hilarious and we knew Sortie was being sarcastic yet honest, and I'm glad that security types participate on JC...that's great!

So let me put in my few peeves (here's one for security guys):

I hate it when I follow the suggested dress codes and attempt to wear a collared shirt (though its 100 degrees outside) and they let dudes in wearing v-necks and t-shirts - I'm talking Tier 1 clubs! btw - @Sortie - are Macy's V-necks allowed these days?

As for my general population list: bluetooth headsets - still looks whack (unless you're driving), jawbone or motorola doesn't matter, besides we both know you can't hear anyone over the loud music!

sunglasses hanging on the back collar of your shirt - I'm just jealous cause I didn't think of that myself after 5 damaged Walmart $10 shades.

Actual
ly, I've used a jawbone with success in the club. My GF called me and asked what that background noise was, I told her "the radio, hold on while I turn it down some." Went out the the patio and had a full conversation." She never knew what happened, an . Some chick watched me pull off the whole thing... Jawbones are awesome.

Was this in Las Vegas? I need to try a Jawbone!

[joachimorjoe]

Some asshole has been following me around the nation for years to every club/concert/festival that features an international DJ. He constantly blows a whistle somewhat with the music but not really. If I ever find him in the crowd I will kindly as him to stop.

:20 seconds

This, so much this. I'm normally a patient dude, but I have stached a whistle and thrown it into the crowd before.
Whistles should be right below guns in the list of banned club/concert venue items imo.

At least you house/trance fans don't have to put up with the number one scourge of the Drum and Bass world, dudes who think they're MC's and want to freestlye directly into your ear. Given it only effects one person at a time, but it's much harder to rage-throw someone's vocal cords.

[Cappaccinodagreat]

(here's one for security guys):

I hate it when I follow the suggested dress codes and attempt to wear a collared shirt (though its 100 degrees outside) and they let dudes in wearing v-necks and t-shirts - I'm talking Tier 1 clubs! btw - @Sortie - are Macy's V-necks allowed these days?

Yeah, I hate this crap too. I normally go to Vegas in June/July and its 90-100 degrees at night. I got on long sleeves and maybe even a nice jacket. Yeah, I look good, but if there is a dress code, how the t-shirts get in? Annoying.