Things to stop doing in clubs...

[kman90]

who's gonna start the "things to stop doing in day pool parties" thread.

[timbuck2]

lmao.

anyway, ladies, please stop walking around barefoot. fold-able flats are like $10. i hope you get toe fungus!

This.

Also, please make sure you wash yourselves good before you go out. I met a chick whose feet smelled so bad I could even smell it INSIDE the club.

I learned (the hardway) that you should never go down on a girl who has been dancing her ass off all night (especially if she has been wearing leather pants. A few years ago, when leather pants were "in")

[PocketJacks]

always carry hats and adult wipes - it's a combo deal

[Unum]

Things I'd like to see disappear:

Shuffling, hipster glasses, 18 bracelets on each arm, hot girls who wear granny panties, hot girls who wear flats, guys who still wear Affliction, Ed Hardy, etc...

Awww my hipster glasses are not that bad...

But then again I come from the land of the hipster.

[DeX]

Dex.. didn't recognize you without a wank drawn on the side of your face...
I hate "statues"!! Stop standing around trying to look cooler than everyone else. It's a damn party.. get out and... I don't know.. P A R T Y!!!!!

I know it really compliments my eyes. I should go back to that.

[BayAreaOlli]

Will somebody explain that heart hands thing please...

The history of the Heart Hands...
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/08/11/fa...y-noticed.html

Thank you for educating me, I feel so out of touch now because I honestly thought it was an EDM specific thing because I only saw it not too long ago for the first time in a Marquee promo video. Guess I am going back under my rock now .

[carajas]

Don't act like you own the club just because you can afford a BS.. so what if you can pay $2k for couple of bottles.
Don't look down on people like me, with my $7 beer.
On the other hand, I would probably act the same way too hahaha

[Unum]

Don't act like you own the club just because you can afford a BS.. so what if you can pay $2k for couple of bottles.
Don't look down on people like me, with my $7 beer.
On the other hand, I would probably act the same way too hahaha

^^ You be tricky.

[BOLLO]

Causing any kind of liquid to fly into the air. From the guy that feels the need to unleash his water bottle all over the crowd to the people doing the champagne shower (this is a double standard as it's fine so long as I'm not under it). If you want us ladies to remain attractive, making our make-up run down our faces and causing our hair to go all wet dog aint gonna work for ya. If I need to cool down, I will stop dancing and find a patio. So kindly stop it. As far as things to stop doing at a pool party, girls need to stop freaking out when they get splashed...pool party ladies...POOL party.

[kmoss]

Please stop asking where to find coke/molly in the bathroom, I'm here to actually take a piss

[timbuck2]

Please stop asking where to find coke/molly in the bathroom, I'm here to actually take a piss

Where do you suggest we ask?

[kmoss]

I usually just leave a drink outside the women's bathroom...by the time I get back I should have a nice roofiecolada

[Lord Chezz]

Please stop asking where to find coke/molly in the bathroom, I'm here to actually take a piss

Where do you suggest we ask?

Ask the doorman.

[wat]

Furry animal hats

lawl

[wat]

Will somebody explain that heart hands thing please...

The history of the Heart Hands...
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/08/11/fa...y-noticed.html

Unless you're a 12 year old asian girl... you shouldnt be doing that, especially not in a Las Vegas club

Seriously, I had no idea anyone else besides Pato did this.