Bottle Rats...

[seddy]

Very informative link.

Takes the whole bottle rat thing to a new level;

http://www.thesmokingjacket.com/life...gerous-villain

[Jhaulotte]

Funny stuff and spot on.

[oryx]

I don't feel I was a bottle rat last night. I let everyone in their crew motor boat me!

Would it be bad form to request this exchange as a standard response to bottle hoes? I'd even attempt it on an A cup, no discrimination here.

[Warren11]

Its a sign of the times that most people on here have a bottle rat story lol.

[Sidekicknicholas]

Everytime I've had bottle service I have had this same friend with me... he is completely willing at any moment to sacrifice his dignity and/or perception to other peopl... which comes in great with bottle service. He'll say things that usually clear out the randoms pretty quickly.

...some examples:
A random girl (stupid drunk) stumbles to the table, and just grabs a glass and starts pouring... he goes up, sits by here and asks her name, then says, "Hmmm.... we could have sex tonight, because I'm stronger than you." She gets this "OMG" look on her face and is gone. Nice work.

another night two girls walk up and just sit down and again starting pouring their own drinks - mind you this is without speaking to anyone in our group... my friend comes to the rescue by saying, "Hey, if you two could just leave ASAP that would be great, we're afraid you might scare the pretty girls away".... they were pissed and gone.

... another night we had two terrible women come and just sit (no drinks but yikes) - they looked like they had been rode hard and put away wet like 30 minutes ago, were assholes and quite rude, and one had old lady perfume which was making us sick to our stomaches.... anyway the same buddy starts getting chatty with one but keeps coughing like directly onto her face. She for some reason puts up with this for like 10 minutes when then he mentions to one of us he cannot believe how fast his infection cleared up (within earshot of her)... a few more coughs and they were gone.



... its probably easier to just say "Get the F**K out...." but screwing with them is way more fun.

[ambrose132]

Everytime I've had bottle service I have had this same friend with me... he is completely willing at any moment to sacrifice his dignity and/or perception to other peopl... which comes in great with bottle service. He'll say things that usually clear out the randoms pretty quickly.

...some examples:
A random girl (stupid drunk) stumbles to the table, and just grabs a glass and starts pouring... he goes up, sits by here and asks her name, then says, "Hmmm.... we could have sex tonight, because I'm stronger than you." She gets this "OMG" look on her face and is gone. Nice work.

another night two girls walk up and just sit down and again starting pouring their own drinks - mind you this is without speaking to anyone in our group... my friend comes to the rescue by saying, "Hey, if you two could just leave ASAP that would be great, we're afraid you might scare the pretty girls away".... they were pissed and gone.

... another night we had two terrible women come and just sit (no drinks but yikes) - they looked like they had been rode hard and put away wet like 30 minutes ago, were assholes and quite rude, and one had old lady perfume which was making us sick to our stomaches.... anyway the same buddy starts getting chatty with one but keeps coughing like directly onto her face. She for some reason puts up with this for like 10 minutes when then he mentions to one of us he cannot believe how fast his infection cleared up (within earshot of her)... a few more coughs and they were gone.



... its probably easier to just say "Get the F**K out...." but screwing with them is way more fun.

Stories like this are what make me want bottle service, because I am totally that guy. Super friendly until u try to abuse me or my friends. We used to routinely go to the bar, and when a girl would harass us to buy them a shot- pay the bartender for an ounce of Tabasco. Funniest. Shit. Ever.

[Sidekicknicholas]

and when a girl would harass us to buy them a shot- pay the bartender for an ounce of Tabasco. Funniest. Shit. Ever.

Haha, that would be great to see.

I was engaged for my last year and a half of college so I was the perfect wingman... keep the friend busy while my roomies worked their magic, but I was also get that "Well, are you going to get me a drink?" line as if she thought I was interested... but I would usually just say, "No, but you could go get us some if you want..." and honestly I am still surprised how often that worked. I would say like 75% of the time the girl would actually go get us drinks.

At Pure we always try and get Bruce for security, this guy is awesome at keeping randoms away.

[Senatordwill]

Another question would you do bottle service with just 2 people? Or is it pointless.

[Slurms]

Another question would you do bottle service with just 2 people? Or is it pointless.

Would I? No.

But it's not pointless, unless "pointless" translates to "quite baller"

[sfnate]

Another question would you do bottle service with just 2 people? Or is it pointless.

I've done 2 ppl a couple times. had a blast. not sure why you'd think it would be pointless.

[boags]

+1

I look at it the other way 'would I ever want to NOT do bottle service..?' Number of people in your group is irrelevant, IMO. Bottle service solo is even a yes, though its much harder work, on several fronts

[dnix]

had 2 people with BS many times

[JJ82]

Looking to get a table for the first time in my life and how do you avoid bottle rats or can't you? lol

I would think a simple "I'm sorry, our table is full" would do it. No?

[AusVIP]

+1

I look at it the other way 'would I ever want to NOT do bottle service..?' Number of people in your group is irrelevant, IMO. Bottle service solo is even a yes, though its much harder work, on several fronts

Interested to know the theory behind solo bottle service and why its much harder work?

[ReasonableDoubt]

+1

I look at it the other way 'would I ever want to NOT do bottle service..?' Number of people in your group is irrelevant, IMO. Bottle service solo is even a yes, though its much harder work, on several fronts

Interested to know the theory behind solo bottle service and why its much harder work?

I just did solo BS this past weekend. Not necessarily what I went into the night looking to do, but I wanted a table and everybody else in my crew bailed (can read my TR about this). So I just said eff it went for it. Here's were the works comes in; I had a table for two bottles so 1- I had to pay for the whole table myself. 2- Figure out how 2 one liter bottles were going to be consumed in a few hours time.

Yes, you can have people join you, but like the original topic of the thread, we're trying to avoid the rats here. 1 guy vs. X # of girls can make deciphering their "intentions" a little harder since you have no wingmen. Also since, you have no wingmen if you were looking to enjoy the company of 1 girl afterwards she may not be willing to leave the rest of her group.

Basically it's you against the world, while being totally shit faced.