Bottle Rats...

[nonstopfan]

Bottle rats know how to play chess and I know how to play chess as well. Only problem is when your drunk and shit faced, common sense gets thrown out of the window and the bottle rats always come out victorious.

It does help having a good wingman as most ladies come in pairs or triplets and without a good wingman, its almost impossible to escape their bite.

Sometimes you find some genuine females and sometimes you dont. Just keep the bottles coming and get better wingmen

I recently fell victim to bottle rats and I felt compelled to share my story with you all so it wont happen to you

[AusVIP]

It seems i got my work cut out for me!!! Did you engage security to help you? or was it just too late the rats just infested and you couldnt get rid of them.

I understand closing is probably the hardest part of going solo... If you try and go for the pairs or triplets they are likely to adopt an all for one one for all?

Is it a matter of laying down the intentions pretty early on, or, try a couple of different groups and see?

Some mentioned that its hard to get the back ti the room, and its more likely you will end up (if at all) at theirs?

[ashroid]

Everytime I've had bottle service I have had this same friend with me... he is completely willing at any moment to sacrifice his dignity and/or perception to other peopl... which comes in great with bottle service. He'll say things that usually clear out the randoms pretty quickly.

...some examples:
A random girl (stupid drunk) stumbles to the table, and just grabs a glass and starts pouring... he goes up, sits by here and asks her name, then says, "Hmmm.... we could have sex tonight, because I'm stronger than you." She gets this "OMG" look on her face and is gone. Nice work.

another night two girls walk up and just sit down and again starting pouring their own drinks - mind you this is without speaking to anyone in our group... my friend comes to the rescue by saying, "Hey, if you two could just leave ASAP that would be great, we're afraid you might scare the pretty girls away".... they were pissed and gone.

... another night we had two terrible women come and just sit (no drinks but yikes) - they looked like they had been rode hard and put away wet like 30 minutes ago, were assholes and quite rude, and one had old lady perfume which was making us sick to our stomaches.... anyway the same buddy starts getting chatty with one but keeps coughing like directly onto her face. She for some reason puts up with this for like 10 minutes when then he mentions to one of us he cannot believe how fast his infection cleared up (within earshot of her)... a few more coughs and they were gone.



... its probably easier to just say "Get the F**K out...." but screwing with them is way more fun.

My friend once said to a girl who was so desperate to get into our table (it was packed full of friends anyway), "No, you're ugly".

[MikeyTantalo]

LMAO.. love it!

[redbullvodka]

If they aren't hot to you and there's no chemistry just ask them to leave and have new ones come. It's also what you make of it...

[nvdre]

That's where tipping security comes in handy