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  • Originally posted by LovesVegas18888 View Post
    (402): how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?

    Reminds me of Wishin!! haha

    (802): Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.

    It's never too soon.

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    • (304): alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2


      This kind of stuff always happends to me:

      (320): I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
      Dear Captain Morgan.....I've seen the pics we need to talk!

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      • (559): I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?

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        • Originally posted by SoCal Girl View Post
          (304): alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
          Sadly, I can understand this statement...
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          • Originally posted by NyceGuy View Post
            Sadly, I can understand this statement...
            You and me both mate...

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            • oooh.. don't be saying that on here.. your wifey is going to see!!


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              • Here's some from my bro

                I think I'm in Chula im straight!

                Better ne puttin in work!

                I know what your gonna fucken say asshole, I'll fucken handle it!
                ................

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                • Originally posted by LovesVegas18888 View Post
                  oooh.. don't be saying that on here.. your wifey is going to see!!
                  True... but then to be honest there is no reason why I can't have both

                  DISCLAIMER: All references to Call of Duty being better than, or equal to my wife in terms of entertainment value are purely in jest, and should no way contribute to an anger-induced sex drought.

                  DISCLAIMER FOR THE DISCLAIMER: References to my wife as being of 'entertainment value' are also not intended to create above drought.

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                  • Originally posted by Mr English View Post
                    True... but then to be honest there is no reason why I can't have both

                    DISCLAIMER: All references to Call of Duty being better than, or equal to my wife in terms of entertainment value are purely in jest, and should no way contribute to an anger-induced sex drought.

                    DISCLAIMER FOR THE DISCLAIMER: References to my wife as being of 'entertainment value' are also not intended to create above drought.
                    Well placed disclaimers.
                    GO BIG OR GO HOME

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                    Staying in Planet Hollywood
                    2/4 - TBD
                    2/5 -TBD
                    2/6 - TBD

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                    • Originally posted by Keebler View Post
                      Well placed disclaimers.
                      I have learned the hard way.

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                      • [QUOTE=Mr English;48902]True... but then to be honest there is no reason why I can't have both

                        I can think of lots of reasons....
                        Halloween AOD #4 trip - I survived!!! (I still can't quite believe it!)

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                        • Originally posted by British Virgin View Post
                          I can think of lots of reasons....
                          Damn it! I knew that would come back to bite me, with or without disclamers.

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                          • (951): she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?

                            Isn't that your area code SoCal?!? You were pretty drunk and couldn't remember what you did lol
                            ................

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                            • Originally posted by Cisco419 View Post
                              (951): she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?

                              Isn't that your area code SoCal?!? You were pretty drunk and couldn't remember what you did lol
                              hahaha. That is great. I bet he cant wait to buy the DVD
                              GO BIG OR GO HOME

                              Impromptu Vegas Trip 2/4 - 2/7
                              Staying in Planet Hollywood
                              2/4 - TBD
                              2/5 -TBD
                              2/6 - TBD

                              Back to Vegas, JC meet up, MAY 2010

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                              • (+44):

                                I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back

                                (860):

                                So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
                                Dear Captain Morgan.....I've seen the pics we need to talk!

                                Official Kilt chaser

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