Best Pick-up Lines

[TonyVegas]

I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in

[Elusiv]

Hahaha!!

A buddy of mine tried this one:

"Hey, all these guys out here...its like going to McDonalds and getting a cheeseburger...consider me your filet mignon."

OK. I got the concept and gave him credit for giving it a go. Of course he was so drunk that it came out as

"Hey, all these guys out here...its like going to McDonalds and getting a cheeseburger...consider me your filet-o-fish."

[Sterling]

Larry David still has the best one I've ever heard: "I'm not the coolest guy in the world but I'd love to waste 3 hours of your life"

[Tiffany8]

Girl: im sorry I have a boyfriend back home!

You: I have a goldfish!!

Girl:....what???

You: oh, im sorry, I thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter.

LOL. I'm a girl and I approve this message.

[Deeka_UK]

"Hello, where you from?"

Absolute standard, but perfrect for Vegas. Especiialy if your not American!

[Jhaulotte]

Me: "you girls want to come to my table for free bottle service"

Girl: "what do you mean free"

Me: "the club gives me bottles for free"

Gets em every time, just ask royale

Nice

[not a vet but no rookie]

I just smile and stare into their eyes

If they think I'm attractive it works wonders

If they don't then it fails miserably as they think I'm a perv/weirdo

Surefire way to know which girls are attracted right off the bat and prevents me from wasting time....only half serious, ok maybe 80%

[MurseAnt]

I scout the crowd at a club, look for ladies who aren't smiling, then I tap them on the shoulder. When they look at me, I smile and point to my smile indicating that they need to smile too. They usually smile back then I leave. When I run into them again say 30 minutes later, they automatically smile back at me, and most of the time, the young lady will say something to me like "Hey what's your name?" or "You're pretty cool" or something like that. It's not really a pickup line, but it's a good icebreaker.

[not a vet but no rookie]

Recon early then go for the killshot later...I like it. Requires too much patience for me though

[maxis1230]

Girl: im sorry I have a boyfriend back home!

You: I have a goldfish!!

Girl:....what???

You: oh, im sorry, I thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter.

hahahaha I lol'ed and got looked at funny at work from this one!

[Jhaulotte]

Me: "you girls want to come to my table for free bottle service"

Girl: "what do you mean free"

Me: "the club gives me bottles for free"

Gets em every time, just ask royale

That is a classic

[radi0]

If a chick is really hot (or if she has a high ego) I'll throw her a backhanded compliment. I'll do variations of the same concept during the interaction, but only if she misbehaves. But anyway, here are a couple:

"I love that dress -- it's such a popular style, it's great!"

[to a girl with dyed hair/extensions/etc]
You: "Your hair is gorgeous, is that your natural hair color?"
Her: "No, it's not." (or some variation of it)
You: "Oh...well, it still looks nice anyway."

[Tiffany8]

If a chick is really hot (or if she has a high ego) I'll throw her a backhanded compliment. I'll do variations of the same concept during the interaction, but only if she misbehaves. But anyway, here are a couple:

"I love that dress -- it's such a popular style, it's great!"

[to a girl with dyed hair/extensions/etc]
You: "Your hair is gorgeous, is that your natural hair color?"
Her: "No, it's not." (or some variation of it)
You: "Oh...well, it still looks nice anyway."

Thanks for the heads up. I'll definitely watch for these backhanded compliments when I'm down there next week so I know who's just trying to work some reverse psychology and just quit that conversation... lol!