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    I heard a good one today.. "Hey, can I get your email? I wanted to add you to my repopulating the earth mating list". Hahahaha!

    What's yours?

  • #2
    Nice..

    Lol, its nice one and well said.

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    • #3
      [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFi1sUBFJX8[/ame]

      I like this chicks pickup line ideas Thats my style!
      -WarreN aka "The Business"

      "ITS BUSINESS TIME!!!" -me

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      • #4
        "Wanna go back to my place for a Pizza and a fuck?......what.. you don't like Pizza?"
        Never offer an open bar to a Wisconsinite... =)

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        • #5
          Aside From nassaus favorite pickup line
          "can I buy you a drink"

          I just heard these others ones on jay Leno

          - I should call the bomb squad cause your dynamite
          - do you have a map cause I just got lost in your eyes
          - are you part of obamas stimulus package cause you are stimulating my package
          - is your last name gillette cause your the best a man can get

          Now go out there and put them to the test brazen
          Appreciate Vegas
          Next Trip 4/26!

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          • #6
            None. Just shuffle! The girl will use a pick up line back on you

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            • #7
              Originally posted by royale View Post
              None. Just shuffle! The girl will use a pick up line back on you
              Girl: Hello, is that a glow stick in your pocket or are you just happy -

              (Guy in constant motion wearing sneakers too bright for life and glassless glasses almost hits the girl with an elbow to the face.)

              Girl: Hello?

              (Guy, lost in the music and bobbing his head all about, still doesn't see the girl. He really starts getting it going as the music kicks up a notch past healthy decibel levels.)

              Girl: I... Hey...

              (The girl, still interested in this guy, tries to playfully land a soft punch to his arm... However, the guy starts kicking his taped-up Converses and nearly lands a foot into the leg of the girl.)

              Girl: Okay...

              [Girl leaves.]

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              • #8
                A buddy of mine tried this one:

                "Hey, all these guys out here...its like going to McDonalds and getting a cheeseburger...consider me your filet mignon."

                OK. I got the concept and gave him credit for giving it a go. Of course he was so drunk that it came out as

                "Hey, all these guys out here...its like going to McDonalds and getting a cheeseburger...consider me your filet-o-fish."
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by WarreN View Post
                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFi1sUBFJX8

                  I like this chicks pickup line ideas Thats my style!
                  Haha, hookup lines are what's up in Vegas!! Pickup lines are for finding a girlfriend. "Sticks and stones may break my bones, I wanna jam my penis in you!"
                  Urban Bud - Tacoma, WA - recreational marijuana

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                  July 8-10, 2011: Venetian w/ the boys! - COMPLETED
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                  • #10
                    That being said, the best "in" I find to break the ice is to offer to take a group of girls' pictures when they're trying to get a shot. Then you and the boys make introductions and go from there.....
                    Urban Bud - Tacoma, WA - recreational marijuana

                    Trip Reports:
                    July 8-10, 2011: Venetian w/ the boys! - COMPLETED
                    June 30-July 3, 2012 - Cosmopolitan w/ the boys! - COMPLETED
                    September 2-5, 2013 - "Minimoon" at Cosmo with Mrs. Naterizzle

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by blibblab View Post
                      Originally posted by royale View Post
                      None. Just shuffle! The girl will use a pick up line back on you
                      Girl: Hello, is that a glow stick in your pocket or are you just happy -

                      (Guy in constant motion wearing sneakers too bright for life and glassless glasses almost hits the girl with an elbow to the face.)

                      Girl: Hello?

                      (Guy, lost in the music and bobbing his head all about, still doesn't see the girl. He really starts getting it going as the music kicks up a notch past healthy decibel levels.)

                      Girl: I... Hey...

                      (The girl, still interested in this guy, tries to playfully land a soft punch to his arm... However, the guy starts kicking his taped-up Converses and nearly lands a foot into the leg of the girl.)

                      Girl: Okay...

                      [Girl leaves.]
                      hahaha pretty much thats how it goes down.. you forgot the part that sometimes you just step on the girl on accident too oops

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by augustine View Post
                        a buddy of mine tried this one:

                        "hey, all these guys out here...its like going to mcdonalds and getting a cheeseburger...consider me your filet mignon."

                        ok. I got the concept and gave him credit for giving it a go. Of course he was so drunk that it came out as

                        "hey, all these guys out here...its like going to mcdonalds and getting a cheeseburger...consider me your filet-o-fish."
                        lmfao!!!!!
                        Jonny B

                        [ATTACH=CONFIG]temp_2859_1464123218225_120[/ATTACH]

                        Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.

                        A good friend would bail you out of jail, but your best friend would be the one sitting next to you saying, "damn that was awesome".

                        I live for the nights I can't remember with the people I'll never forget.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by blibblab View Post
                          Originally posted by royale View Post
                          None. Just shuffle! The girl will use a pick up line back on you
                          Girl: Hello, is that a glow stick in your pocket or are you just happy -

                          (Guy in constant motion wearing sneakers too bright for life and glassless glasses almost hits the girl with an elbow to the face.)

                          Girl: Hello?

                          (Guy, lost in the music and bobbing his head all about, still doesn't see the girl. He really starts getting it going as the music kicks up a notch past healthy decibel levels.)

                          Girl: I... Hey...

                          (The girl, still interested in this guy, tries to playfully land a soft punch to his arm... However, the guy starts kicking his taped-up Converses and nearly lands a foot into the leg of the girl.)

                          Girl: Okay...

                          [Girl leaves.]
                          bhaahabahhaahhahah

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                          • #14
                            Me: "you girls want to come to my table for free bottle service"

                            Girl: "what do you mean free"

                            Me: "the club gives me bottles for free"

                            Gets em every time, just ask royale

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                            • #15
                              I bet your farts sound like Cupid's bow being drawn back to shoot an arrow into my heart.
                              I swear feels like the last few nights we've been everywhere and back but I just cant remember it all

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