Vegas Pt 2 June 16 - July 7

[Sensei Rob]

its so hard to remember stuff. I will attempt to to string something out over the next few days.

Low/Highlights:
Delayed in Melb coz of a stupid woman sacred of flying
Delayed in LAX cos the stupid door wouldnt close on the delta flight.
48 hr bender!!!
My Vegas wife
In N Out Burger
Thrown out of NYNY (argument/fight over girls!)
AK47 at Gunstore

Most importantly drinks, food and gambling!!!!

Im still in deep depression but plans have begun for june/july 2012 Bring IT!!!!

[Sensei Rob]

Day Finally arrives we have a 10:45am flight out of Melbourne. 4 of us on the flight my poker roomy from last yr, the return of Carwash and a newbie Mick. After the headache and delay we finally leave and arive in LAX at 9am the same day. We cruise thru customs and board another dlaeyed flight to Vegas. We decide on a limo and go and pick up some pregame drinks, Bombay JD and ouzo and mixers. We roll up to the Venetian and attempt the upgrade offering up to $500. We get shoved but upgraded to something that had 2 beds and the couch for 35 p/d. No complaints as it was an extra 2K thru the agent at home. I get shunted to the couch as I was never in my bed last yr. We shower and crack open the bottles.
I need to gamble so I roll downstairs and play some craps and turn 200 into 1300 real quickly. We grab dinner at LUX with a couple of mates that arrived a day earlier.
We head over to the RIO so mick can get his WSOP fix. We wander around the casino and Carwash and I decide to go up to Voodoo. After many drinks and random hookups we leave totally fucked and dead. In bed by 5am after another quick bite at LUX.

Friday was planned as a massive nite but we all decided to head down to the Nugget to play a poker tournament. Carwash who runs like GOD final tables and is not seen for the nite. Mick and I hit up Studio 54. DOnt know y but I like that place. I proceeded to get plastered I remember hooking up with an aussie girl, y the fck would I want to travel 15 hrs to hook up with someone I can have at home.......After loosing the plot and Mick and I stumbled to the cabs at NYNY. This ended up being a close to $20 cab ride due to me getting him to pull over as I held on to the wall attempting to throw up!!! $500 on drinks will do that to you!!!! I cried and laughed myself to sleep I know I was going to pay for this tomorrow.

[Sensei Rob]

Saturday has arrived lttle did I know this was going to be the start of a massive rollercoaster 2 day bender where I would meet my Vegas wife, get fucked up with random blokes on a stag nite party with a drug dealer!! It started by dragging myself out of bed at 1pm and proceeding to sit in my room and down numerous sapphire and tonics and chain smoke myself to death. At 6 we meet for dinner at Asia Noodles in the V. Carwash and I are the only 2 going out so we proceed to gamble it up on Pai Gow Poker and we both end up winning about 500 each in about 4 hrs. We decide on Ghost Bar and make our way to the palms. We get stopped by the security and asked about guest list. I look at him dumb and thicken up my aussie accent and give him a buddy I just got off a 15 hr flight do I look like I would know anyone around here. He removes his little rope and lets us up.
We proceed to keep drinking, we meet heaps of random people and end up discussing the US economy with 2 random blokes. This converstaion is killing me as Carwash loves to ramble on. at about 2 we have had enough and decide to go and gamble at NYNY (the old hunting ground) As we stroll through Carwash spots 3 lovely ladies playing 3 card poker with some random dude. He beelines straight to the table and sits next to the blond in the last seat. I stumble over thinking Mate please!!! I sit in the 1st seat and dont utter a word. The girls are british I instantly have my eye for the dark haired girl in the middle seat. After a few minutes the girl to my right asks me if I would like to snort a line of coke of her Vag!!! A monster has been created.......We all decide to go up to their room in NYNY and start drinking wine. The grils pin carwash to the bed and proceed to shove coke down his throat. We then head back down and gamble. With Carwashs help the 3 girls end up winning 2K. Back up we go for a recharge. They order room service and we eat, drink, smoke and talk randon shit. about 7 am carwash starts to freak out having never touched powder before and leaves. I am happily stuck with 3 random Brits!!!!

AT 9am we cab it to Cosmo as they know a few blokes on stag weekend. We head up to the room. A massive room with a wrap around terrace/balcony. Drinks are everywhere we start drinking. An hour later there is some random american dude in the room yes the drug dealer with a bag of powder. This is out of control......I finally hook up with my dark haired girl (yes my vegas wife) on the balcony away from preying eyes giving us hard time for the last hour. We move inside and one of the stag party has arosen nad not pleased to see an aussie bloke and and an american in the room. This bloke had the build of pee wee herman. I have had enough and tell the girls Im outta here. I give my girl my number and tell her to call me. As the me and DD leave the girls are in toe. We are coming with you. The stag runs out to apologise. DD leaves and myself teh girls and the stag go down stais and get our gamble on.. We play 3 card poker. Its about 12pm and the table are dead until 4 poms and an aussie turn up and create havoc. With random whispers of me marrying my girl, she has me trying on the pit bosses jacket. Its a riotg, we all book a win I win about 650. This nite isproving to be extremely profitable. By now the stag is off to pack and get out of vegas. We carry one of the girls back to her room at NYNY and leave her with a bucket in bed. Myself and the other 2 proceed to gamble and drink in every casino for the next 6 hrs. We finally get to my room at the V. I spray some aftershave and move back to NYNY to drop of the 2nd girl. Now the new wife and I decide to head off to the wynn for some dinner. By now we are even arguing as I am an asshole. Fair call!!!! We walk the strip drinking in every casino from TI up to Cosmo to cash in our chips from earlier. We drink in cosmo and argue more. I finally decide to cut my losses and go home as she leaves the next day and I cant be bothered arguing about shit. We walk down to bellagio and cab it back to NYNY. As I walk her to the lifts she does a flip and wants another room. I fist pump to reception.....SOLD OUT!, MGM baby, $120 later and we head up to digs for the nite. No sleep was had alot of fun and yes an argument inbetween where I got dressed and went to leave......Zero hrs sleep I drop her off at NYNY and head home satisfied. 48 hours of bliss....

I get back to the V and crash at 1pm I wake up at 6 to find a text from Vegas wife. She has gone back to england, I jokingly said wish u missed your flight!!!!! 5 words that changed my trip!!!!!

[irwin91]

So playing the Aussie card works? We go over in march bra. 6 boys. Good coke? Easy girls?

[pennylane]

and then what!? really want to know what happened next!

[Sensei Rob]

So playing the Aussie card works? We go over in march bra. 6 boys. Good coke? Easy girls?

Oh Yes it does work!

Couldnt tell ya whats good, I dont do it & havent for yrs but I was told its good..........It kept me up for 2 days!!!

Easy??? Youll find out!!!!

[Sensei Rob]

Its coming penny!!!!

Well Monday night is a right off, I am in detox mode, the lads are about and am able to down 1 beer for the night, cant gamble, cant move!!!! I hit the sack and sleep it off!

Tuesday arrives and its poker day, back down to the nugget to play a torunament, I actually end up going deep fucking up any plans for any drunken tales and hit the sack at around 3.

Wednesday arrives and texts are flying between me and my vegas wife, she wants to come back to vegas......The boys give me a hard time, fair enough as well. She is intending next week for 4 days. I have one of my close mates arriving on the thursday for my last 7 days and he is my age and an animal like myself. We have set tasks to be completed (planned for the last 6 months) Now I am trying to organise him around the return of VW.
My head is confused so best thing to do is drink. We head off to NYNY and sit at the bar and just drink then gamble and drink more.....I loose around 700 playing craps. Then Mick has arrived with a lovely very friendly lady! GO Mick!!!! After she attempts to eat all of our faces off she whisks away with Mick for pleasure town.....We then move back to the V and I begin to win back my 700 on roulette I smash 32 staright up and with splits and it gets there, 800 collect thank you, then in my drunken state i loose it playing craps in what felt like 3 mins. I need help.

[Sensei Rob]

Thursday arrives and my buddy from San Fran gets in for a couple of days. We head over to in n out burger for lunch nad this has to be the best burger I have ever had! 4X4 monster or something like that, we then head over to forum shops and I purchase an ipad 2 $150 cheaper than in oz and beats headphones 100 cheaper as well, back to the V and start smashing drinks down in the room with tunes pounding thru my new headphones. We have dinner booked at Tao for about 8 of us mix of guys n gals from oz plus my bud from SF. Dinner is sensational we then head up to the club, WOW what a club! Could not move in the place! Loved it, Will def be there every thurs next yr, will def do the VIP thing tho.......Couple of the guys n gals hook up with random people. I proceed to get absoulutely fucked up beyond recognition (fck I am getting old) and stumble to my room and crash and have the worst sleep of my life running to the toilet evry 5 mins needing a piss but nothing coming out!

Friday hits and we are up and eating a lunch at bouchons, not bad bit pricey for what you get. Dinner tonight is at Ballagio Buffet so we go light and have a few queit drinks at random spots down the strip. We hit up the buffet and eat like aniamls and stumble out at feel so sick that every sip of beer or gin I take hurts. Good way to fck up your night....No buffets before a planned night out. I organise DD for the lads and like clock work he turns up as promised to the second I introduce him to the buyers and they do what they do best. DD and I have a few drinks and he tells me that my VW text him that she may be coming back next week. Oh really, thats nice!!!!
At 3am she texts me "all booked baby I arrive wed nite 830! Oh fck now I am excited but scared!!!
I then decide to go and play poker for the next 5 hrs and end up loosing 500. Bed time!!!!

[pennylane]

omg, shes came back? crazy

[VegasCherry]

wow.

[Sensei Rob]

Yeh she is crazy! It gets worse dont worry!

Saturday is tame. Mick makes a deep rum at WSOP so we spend our night sitting aorund the convention centre at the rio has he makes it thru day 1 with a decent stack. I have a wager on the over/under players remaining at nights end and collect 20 mins prior to it ending. He finally finishes and we cab it back to the V. We tuck him into bed and carwash and myself and couple of others wander off to NYNY. Not sure if this was the nite of the stabbing murder on the bridge \between mgm and nyny butim positive it was as we crossed this bridge a few times over the 3 weeks. My mind is not in the game as I know what is arriving in a few short days! I need to get my mind back into the game. So what does an idiot do....Gamble.....$1000 donation to NYNY and the V well thats was a great nite!

Sunday, Mick returns and cashes but busts about 190th good for close to 3K, I go on a gambling rampage to try and recoup my losses from last night. The influx of people we know from home is beginning to get out of control. My self and a very happy and drunk Mick decide to head off to NYNY again for drinks, we are having a ripe old time my head is back in the game, we are doing tquila shots, licking salt of ladies upper thighs....The night is moving along smoothly, I then proceed to get really fucked up again that i almost have to get carried home! I really suck as I dont remeber how I got into bed!

[Sensei Rob]

Monday we rise and shine and decide on Hash house a go go as seen on Man V Food (my fav show) I order the signature fried chicken waffles....Yeah not impressed. Mick orders the 1 pound stuffed burger and that looked pretty good as he thinks shit tastes good I wont take his word for the fact that it was good! We then spend the afternoon in the baking hot sun by the pool back at the V. No real plans for tonight and after a big meal we grab a dinner from that small food court at the V and munch in the room, we hit the bar for a few drinks and gamble it up a bit. Before I knew it, it was 3am myself and carwash decide to play some cash games in the V poker room we play 4/8 omaha and before we knew it we were ordering chicken fingers at 7am. At 8 I decide to hit the hay 500 lighter thanks to drunken poker.

Tuesday I rise at around 1, my girl is packing in europe and prepping for a 30 hr door to door journey. The boys are playing a deepstack at the V so I head to the outlets and spend up on some nba and nfl gear new trainers and some clothing. I head back and all the boys are out. We hit the Lux up for some dinner love the grand lux melt. We drink it up at the bar. We get a call from 2 friends to head to NYNY and meet them at the bar. We head down at around midnight and the action is looking good, myself, carwash and Mick hook up with 3 canadians, we are having a great time, drinking away flirting away, we had all paired up and all seemed happy then this annoying I can only call it a transvestite approaches the most vulnerable girl that had hooked up with Mick. It leaves the girl with 2 guys it was with and she proceeds to dirty dance on top the girl next to me. She stands on my hand in which I freak out at her, she tells me to chill out and get over it, I stay calm. Problem carwash sees whats happening and proceeds to go mental at this thing, one of those boys then keeps repeating fck off back to your country mudda fucker.....As we are in a different country I am trying to defuse the situation unfortunately carwash thinks he is al capone and whats to carry on, I am pulling him away as security arrive. Security to their credit were fantastic, stating its 5am guys night over. the culprits got escorted up the escaltors towrds pour 24 and we including the girls were walked towards the cabs. We chucked the girls in a cab and sent them home, we argued in the cab all the way home, carwash more because he missed out on a fuck, me because you need to calm the hell down you dont know who ur fcking with!!! Def the worst nite of the trip!!!!

[Sensei Rob]

Wednesday has arrived as of tonight I am basically shifting into PH. As I havent shaved I booked into the art of shave, I m up for my 12pm appointment, I get my head bladed and trim my beard and neaten it all up. 55 mins of bliss.....Cant believe Dave the barber remembers us from last year! Freak! I then wander off to Forum shops and buy some new swim shorts as my ratty ones from Thailand have had it. I head back to the V and decide to kill time by playing poker until the pending arrival of VW. I end up winning about 400 thinking maybe I should stay instead of heading top the airport. Meh I cab it to Mcarron and wander off to wait outside gate a. Now my memory is a bit hazy I know what this girl looks like but, she wont be looking amazing (how I remember her) after 30 hours travel.....I look across and think is that her with her her up, same dark skin, nah she is with another lady, hang on have another look, Bingo...Oh fck she did come......I go over and she is all embarrassed as the lady with her from her flight from Philly she look sat me "is this is him?....Oh how romantic" WTF have you told this woman.....We go to the carousel and collect her bag and grab a limo to a bottle shop pick up some red wine and check in at PH. I sandwich 20 and we get an upgrade to a strip view room on the 30th floor. We have company and its popeye in the room....Freaky shit! She gets ready while I enjoy the view of the bellagio fountains below. She looks smashing I think wow I am batting way above average here.....

We head back to the V, she is welcomed by the boys in the room, I pack a couple of things and get ready. Head back to PH and drop off my things and walk to NYNY to meet the lads for drinks. We start smashing down drinks. VW is shouting shots and at around 4:30 possibly suffering jetlag from her long journey and numerous drinks I almost have to carry her home!!!

[invigrr8]

mate... another smashing trip

keep it coming! i want to know what happens next

and oh PICS!!!

[naterizzle]

mate... Another smashing trip

keep it coming! I want to know what happens next

and oh pics!!!

+1 pics!!