Vegas Pt 2 June 16 - July 7

[VegasCherry]

Jesus. Don't encourage crazy!!!

[Sensei Rob]

Best I finish this thing

Thursday, VW and I spend the day gambling drinking and whatever. We have dinner at cant remember the name steak house in the V. Her friend is in town wth his fiance, her parents and some other friends. We decide to meet them at Bellagio, after winning 1K playing 3 card poker I tell her lets shout your friends a big nite. We meet and Im hit, dont know if its my accent or knowledge of english soccer but even the father doesnt want to go to bed. We decide to sit in Caramel, we order shots and drinks and the bill is $179. Fuck....round 2 FUCK the profits going. After a couple of hours and impressing her friends, I tell them lets get a limo up and down the strip, We jump in a hummer and ride up and down. We get back to PH and the fiance is off to bed, its now me, VW and 3 random brits, we gamble it up and we all hit sweet and collect a tidy profit. Eventually the 2 randoms go to bed as they all leave that day. Myself, VW and her buddy then proceed to loose all our profit at the craps table......Night over I bid farewell to the friend and he invites me to his wedding in London in October.....Love to bud we will see!!!!

Friday comes around and my Bud is flying in (my wingman from home) with another friend of his. He is staying at Cosmo, once I recieve his text we go off to meet him at chandelier bar. After searching for about 30 mins we finally meet and he is out of control....Little sleep long journey and loosing his Vegas virginity has him totally fucked, by about 4pm he is almost a right off.....We send him off to bed and tell him to get some shut eye as a couple of other friends have a table at Lavo for the night. My new bride and I go off and relax before a big night. I text our dear dealer friend and no response.....She texts and he replies in 2 secs flat. He says that he down stairs at PH, we get ready and meet him at 11pm to pick up goods for various people. As we make our way down he has a heart failure at the sight of me....He has lucked out! We head up to the room and VW goes into the bathroom to pretty herself up. My good friend tells me about some clients 2 Canadian girls looking to party, and I should meet up with them...He wanted me gone....Sorry bro all good here. Head back to Cosmo to meet my bud and have a drink. We head up to his room to get our shit on.....At about 1am we bid farewell to our DD friend and head to Lavo, Score my Venetian room key skips 2 of us through, we walk in and its dead..WTF...Club upstairs. We find our firends and the drinks are flowing......They sign off the tab and we just keep ordering buckets of beer. The boys are having a ripe old time....VW and I bolt out to the V to meet carwash and his bride (another girl that flew back from the midwest to see him again) We meet the girl as I wasnt around when he met her....Very impressed carwash!!! Head back to Lavo we go in and the club is dying off. We decide to move on, the boys want to go a bar we bid them farewell and my night is done. we stumble back to PH and crash for the night.

[Sensei Rob]

Saturday VW and I decide to spend the day drinking Mojitos at The V pool, we swim, drink, smoke and just have a ripe old time, she is off tomorrow and I really am starting to fancy this girl. We head back my room at the V to collect some fresh clothes and head back to PH to get ready and have some dinner. We decide to go to escargo??? I think the sushi place at the Wynn. We have a great meal bottle of red and head back to PH. She doesnt want to go home. We check prices for one way flights to London 700US, a room for a couple more nights 200-300. We do a deal 3 card poker win 1200 u stay, we loose the original 200 u go home. Within 25 minutes she hits 2 straight flushes and has over 1500 in front of her. We go to the front desk...Sorry sold out...Fuck July 4 weekend. We ask for wifi in the room and go to bookings.com. We book the V for 149 p/n for 2 more nights and turn off the 9am alarm to wake us up and hit the sack. She misses her flight. We wake up at 11 and start packing. She is feeling ill and I basically have to carry her from the PH to a cab thru to our room at the V. She crashes on the couch and I go down to the poker room and play some poker. 6 hours later she appears dressed and ready to rock, she has booked dinner at Tao for 10pm, We go outside and the news thats its raining in vegas......Wow. Head up to the room and get ready for dinner. We head to Tao and have a great meal. We then decide to meet all the aussies who have congregrated around the bar. There are about 12 of us and a brit. Before we know it its 4am and bedtime........I am officially out of control......

Sorry cant remember what we did July 3rd.....


The next day she decides to call US airways with a story that she couldnt fly...They rebook her for Wed Morning for 150US....Wow we win again, we book an extra nite at the V for 149. We then head off and have dinner with at Grand lux with some of the guys. VW wants to see fireworks so we decide to walk up the strip, we head into O'Sheas and play 3 card poker. I am dealt AKQ all diamond WOW......Now if the dealer hits J10 9 diamonds Im a millionaire, she slowly peels over the Jd then the 9d u r fucking kidding me.....Black fucking 5....No worries hit me up 600 collect. We walk along the strip and no fireworks..Fuck it was the night before. We then decide to go back to the V and relax with the lads and have few drinks in the room (my original room) We then start watching aussie rule football as my team won I was excited but it cost me 1K as I bet against them. We order room service and spend July 4 in the room talking shit....Fuck I am getting tame....My wingman is shooting me texts at how good Marquee is.....What am I doing........

[Sensei Rob]

Cant remember much of the Monday either bar geeting fucked up on mojitos by the pool again........Then ordering a platter of cheeses and meats and wine at 3 am for room service....This day was a total rite off!!!!!!

The Tuesday is officially my last day with her as much as I want some freedom I dont want her to go.....We get up and get gambling and drinking, we have booked dinner at wolfgang puck cut. We hit a nice score on the tables. Loving this 3 card poker game....We get ready for dinner and have a 8 pm reservation, We enjoy a quality steak and sides and a bottle of red. We then go to walgreens as she is still feeling ill and collect some drugs and goodies and decide to spend our last night ordering a movie. I dont think the TV even went on until we both passed out....So much alcohol so little sleep has totally fucked me and her....Baby 3 weeks is way too long in Vegas.....We wake up at 6 as she has a 9am flight, we chck out and cab it to the airport...Poor girl is feeling really ill. Was hard to say goodbye after a week together....Bid her farewell and walked to the cab rank and cabbed it back to the V. Rounded up a couple of guys and headed off to the outlets for one more shop. Then of to In N Out for one more burger and back to start packing. Dinner was booked for about 7 of us at the wynn buffet. We terrorised the buffet as 7 famished aussies went to work on the buffet. I then had to meet my wingman and his bud at Cosmo for goodbye drinks. We sat at the bar facing the strip and were approached by 3 lovely Californian ladies....Score for me as I copped the cokblocker friend and was able to keep her away from her friends, as the 2 boys worked some magic, I began to get into full heated argument with this woman about relationships.....I tried so hard but it was either knock her out or leave...So i took my enraged ass out and back to my bed......Last night blues, my last night last year was memorable this year Im in bed at 3:30am.......

We check out and take our depreesed asses to McCarron and fly to LAX.....And to finish the trip off....Our V Australia flight didnt make it to LA, so we are delayed for 13 hours. We are given a room for the night and teh Sheraton 4 point and a $50 meal voucher each....Fuck I just wanted to go home......Finally 14 hours later I get home and yes I am planning my trip next year.....But only 2 weeks maybe stretch it to 17 nights.....Oh Vegas I LOVE U!

[chris]

Bravo!