This is my second annual MayAOD Texts I've seen, written or read. If you were there please feel free to add but no names to protect the innocent.
5/20-9:48pm- "Keep it together. I need you tonight bro. We got 10 girls stopping by our table tonight right now. I'm working on more. I need a buffet of bitches.. "Ill be there with bells on. A buffet of women, how appropriate Vegas, looking forward to making that happen..
5/22-5:11am-Thank you sir! I owe you big.."Never..Jus as long as i always take care of ya so you dont get screwed..."Indeed seriously we drink like champions tomorrow..(Shout out to Mikey T. Good looking out!)
5/20-1:18am- I feel like a DOUCHE!
5/20-2:48pm-"I still dont know who you are. This is Forrest. Who are you and why aren't you in my room prepartying with us?"
5/20-"I recruited 8 Canadians to XS. Anyone with extra bands."
5/21- "Im on my way back from the hospital, no clue how i got there"
5/21- 10am-"She's still here.. I'm bout to tell her to kick herself out"...
5/20-6:45pm- I'm judging the titty contest"
5/21-"How's the table boys?...Tables good, just kicked some dirty girls out..
5/21-"The Asians here are amazing. I have a weakness for them.."
5/22-1:35am- I love vegaaaas! I am the food court king. i booked every cute chick working in the food court for a vegas sex party.
5/23-4:04am- "ima kill you"..."Why?"..."They fat!!!" She's bigger than our table"
5/24 4:48pm-I'm sure you still had fun..just not as much fun as me..i ended up going to Lavo with some crazy Russians i met during poker..
5/24-3:25pm-Why has someons husband been blowing up my phone?
5/23-2:30am...Why buy when the shit is free... Good point..we have a bottle here, we'll be there in an hour i think... ok...it fell through, be there in 10...
5/24-5:11pm- You were drunk. I dont look as good with the beer gobbles that you had on.. "those were vodka goggles..
5/20*** got owned by the open bar
5/20-9:48pm- "Keep it together. I need you tonight bro. We got 10 girls stopping by our table tonight right now. I'm working on more. I need a buffet of bitches.. "Ill be there with bells on. A buffet of women, how appropriate Vegas, looking forward to making that happen..
5/22-5:11am-Thank you sir! I owe you big.."Never..Jus as long as i always take care of ya so you dont get screwed..."Indeed seriously we drink like champions tomorrow..(Shout out to Mikey T. Good looking out!)
5/20-1:18am- I feel like a DOUCHE!
5/20-2:48pm-"I still dont know who you are. This is Forrest. Who are you and why aren't you in my room prepartying with us?"
5/20-"I recruited 8 Canadians to XS. Anyone with extra bands."
5/21- "Im on my way back from the hospital, no clue how i got there"
5/21- 10am-"She's still here.. I'm bout to tell her to kick herself out"...
5/20-6:45pm- I'm judging the titty contest"
5/21-"How's the table boys?...Tables good, just kicked some dirty girls out..
5/21-"The Asians here are amazing. I have a weakness for them.."
5/22-1:35am- I love vegaaaas! I am the food court king. i booked every cute chick working in the food court for a vegas sex party.
5/23-4:04am- "ima kill you"..."Why?"..."They fat!!!" She's bigger than our table"
5/24 4:48pm-I'm sure you still had fun..just not as much fun as me..i ended up going to Lavo with some crazy Russians i met during poker..
5/24-3:25pm-Why has someons husband been blowing up my phone?
5/23-2:30am...Why buy when the shit is free... Good point..we have a bottle here, we'll be there in an hour i think... ok...it fell through, be there in 10...
5/24-5:11pm- You were drunk. I dont look as good with the beer gobbles that you had on.. "those were vodka goggles..
5/20*** got owned by the open bar
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