Texts Heard, Written or Read

[gubuju]

I'm slightly disappointed that most of the hilarious texts/quotes that I'm aware of are too incriminating to be posted.

post

[WarreN]

no crazy texts i just have a 2 min voicemail from warren

lol really? oh fuck...

[DeX]

"thanks for getting me out of TAO and home safely"
"motherfucker, i had to drive from one end of the strip to the other twice because you had no idea where you were and only to find you in front of the bellagio water show pretending to be a robot...so yes, anytime!"


this was not me.
i swear every time i give people rumplemintz shots, something bizarre always happens

[Rescuediver]

I'm slightly disappointed that most of the hilarious texts/quotes that I'm aware of are too incriminating to be posted.

Matt, just post **** in place on any names that might incriminate someone.