When, Where, How to pick-up women on the Las Vegas Strip.

[wisepalladin]

If I had a British accent I believe I could say anything and not get rejected. I know stereotyping is wrong but I don't know a girl who doesn't love that shit, lol.

[mysticsavage]

My mate goes for a slightly extreme approach. He goes up to a girl and says:

"Come on love...don't turn this rape into a murder"

If they don't run off at that point, he's in like Errol Flynn.

Am I the only guy who read that in Jason Statham's voice?

[Vater]

a buddy of mine will test a girl's sense of humor by buying a round of shots for the guys and getting her one too... if she asks him what the shot is he tells her "oh dont worry it's just a Roofie special". He's had a lot of laughs with it more often than not. obviously this joke is not recommended for creepy/psycho looking types

[Staggered_UK]

If I had a British accent I believe I could say anything and not get rejected. I know stereotyping is wrong but I don't know a girl who doesn't love that shit, lol.

That's the joy of being a Englishman in Vegas my friend. Since we're there the week before the Royal wedding our group line was going to be that we were Prince William's bachelor party

But I guess I've just given that game away..

[BigDex14]

How have you given it away? Its not like every single girl that will be in Vegas at the time reads these boards

[Guest]

if u hittin ona chick in the buffet line... theres issues..

Good one!!

[jonathan]

if u hittin ona chick in the buffet line... theres issues..

Good one!!

Yeah, the guy didn't even hit on the woman. We were waiting in line for half an hour, and he just made friendly talk with her, and he was super casual and laidback. Anyway, this 40ish year old MILF really digged him, and wanted to go out that night.

Yeah, this was an afternoon buffett, and we were super hungover, and had no desire to hit on any women; espeacially in a buffett line.

But, I always pick on him about his Expertise in working the buffett lines as the ultimate Pick-Up Artist

[ticktock00]

Do you think funerals will work too? lol

[jonathan]

Do you think funerals will work too? lol

Like Will Ferrell in Wedding Crashers, lol

[jayredm]

This thread is seriously the greatest. Mikey your advice had me rolling.

[Matt]

If I had a British accent I believe I could say anything and not get rejected. I know stereotyping is wrong but I don't know a girl who doesn't love that shit, lol.

I'm going to try this. I'll go with the most ridiculous lines and see how it works out.

[gubuju]

If I had a British accent I believe I could say anything and not get rejected. I know stereotyping is wrong but I don't know a girl who doesn't love that shit, lol.

I'm going to try this. I'll go with the most ridiculous lines and see how it works out.

i'll pretend to be your adopted brother as well but w/o the accent... i wonder how many will believe that

[mysticsavage]

My name is George...I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.

Winning!!

[Chailli]

^ thread over!

LOL!

[oinker34]

Lol