Best Clubs for Losers?

[ocralph714]

Hilarious!

[somnambulated]

Here's an idea: Grab yourself a boombox, pop in your favorite house mix CD and stroll on by any of the buffets. Guaranteed to find your pick of the litter. Not to mention, after the feast, hopefully these ladies won't be hungry for anything else but man meat.

I'm fucking dying right now!!!!

[MissV]

At least twice Diet Coke almost flew out my nose while reading this thread. You think I would have learned after the first time.

Love. This.

[Mr. Watts]

[Bohica]

Rockhouse Seems to be a "winner" for the losers.

This thread is pretty awesome! I literally LOL'd because the club that immediately came to mind was Rockhouse @ Imperial Palace. The girls there definitely fit the description, oddly enough... still a good time haha

I just checked out their website. They sell an 80oz guitar you can fill with alcohol? How awesome would it be if some pasty midwest guy saddled up to you on the dancefloor with some leaky-ass 80oz vat of miller lite dripping on you?

No really, please answer, because I will be doing it.

Todd H.

[mysticsavage]

This thread is pretty awesome! I literally LOL'd because the club that immediately came to mind was Rockhouse @ Imperial Palace. The girls there definitely fit the description, oddly enough... still a good time haha

I just checked out their website. They sell an 80oz guitar you can fill with alcohol? How awesome would it be if some pasty midwest guy saddled up to you on the dancefloor with some leaky-ass 80oz vat of miller lite dripping on you?

No really, please answer, because I will be doing it.

Todd H.

Thread winner!!

[VEGAS88]

haha great thread, at least he is not setting his standards hight. He can't fail now

[lifetrip]

winner, winner chicken dinner!



from rockhouse website:

"Party at Our House,
the Las Vegas Ultra-Dive Bar!

Blending the local dive bar with the glamour of Sin City’s party scene, Rockhouse features a laid-back environment where party-goers can enjoy a hassle-free night on the Strip.

With the best DJs in Las Vegas blending upbeat rock, hip-hop and dance while beautiful bartenders pour drinks from the bar tops, Rockhouse is the place where the party never stops."

SPECIAL EVENTS AT
OUR HOUSE! - CLICK HERE

[KAM]

I am so happy I clicked on this thread. I'm laughing so hard.

[mysticsavage]

I'm laughing at the Rockhouse pictures on their website...full of Saskatchewan Roughriders fans...on principle I can never set foot in that place.

[TheMuss]

This thread is awesome!!!!

Todd H if you fail to deliver there's trouble!!!

[Jdiggs78]

Im all over this thread!

I think all guys should slum it at least one night and post the night on here. I am doing a 10 day marathon starting tonight so I am hitting up Rockhouse one night for sure!!

Good luck slummers!

J

[thebig747]

Bumping this thread for two reasons (besides just being a hilarious read that deserves to be read again).

One, I wanna know how the OP's trip turned out.

Two, I have a similar situation coming up for my crew as well and wanted to see if there were any fresh reviews to be had or new places to add to the list. We're a group of 4 average guys looking for gals that are just average too.

Thanks in advance.

[Richard Doughty]

do tier 1 places like xs and marquee only allow the hot chicks in ? there has to be some ugos in every club right

[NoahRam]

lol love it. yes all shapes and sizes are able to get in especially if presales and tables are available.