hooking up at strip clubs

[aria]

He dropped the soap. Daily.

This coming from Mr. "I Miss Prison Sex".

[Charles~]

Yeah so you beat up kids and elderly people, get all crybaby about dropped soap and go on message boards when you're angry?

Yeah, it def doesn't smell like troll in here.

Not at all.

[Cisco419]

Yeah so you beat up kids and elderly people, get all crybaby about dropped soap and go on message boards when you're angry?

Yeah, it def doesn't smell like troll in here.

Not at all.

lmao!!!!!

[NyceGuy]

I'm curious how you did 6 months on weekends. Is it like prison reserves?

[Skinny Larry]

Nycer, I got time off for good behaviour as I volunteer at a soup kitchen and coach little league. Warden let me off easy plus I had to play on the Prison Archery team.

Charlie, the kids started the fight by trying to pull down my sweatpants and knocked my hat off. What was I supposed to do? As for the elderly people, when I throw down age has no factor.

[Matt]

What does any of that have to do with not being with a woman for 12 years?

[Skinny Larry]

What does any of that have to do with not being with a woman for 12 years?

Matty, I'm not good with the ladies. I'm very shy, 5'6", 290lbs and have horrible teeth. There are animals in the woods with better smiles then mine. I have flabby arms and patchy body hair.

I bought some new Ed Hardy t-shirts, mediums, and I looked like a sausage link.

Matty, maybe I can hang with you and your crew and pick up the leftovers. I've only had 1 STD and it was treated on an out-patient basis.

[nyc2vegas]

What does any of that have to do with not being with a woman for 12 years?

Matty, I'm not good with the ladies. I'm very shy, 5'6", 290lbs and have horrible teeth. There are animals in the woods with better smiles then mine. I have flabby arms and patchy body hair.

I bought some new Ed Hardy t-shirts, mediums, and I looked like a sausage link.
Matty, maybe I can hang with you and your crew and pick up the leftovers. I've only had 1 STD and it was treated on an out-patient basis.

so you can be nassaus twin?

[killerfanatics]

^^^lmfao!!!

[dnix]

What does any of that have to do with not being with a woman for 12 years?

Matty, I'm not good with the ladies. I'm very shy, 5'6", 290lbs and have horrible teeth. There are animals in the woods with better smiles then mine. I have flabby arms and patchy body hair.

I bought some new Ed Hardy t-shirts, mediums, and I looked like a sausage link.

Matty, maybe I can hang with you and your crew and pick up the leftovers. I've only had 1 STD and it was treated on an out-patient basis.

I thought you were an athlete??????

[Skinny Larry]

What does any of that have to do with not being with a woman for 12 years?

Matty, I'm not good with the ladies. I'm very shy, 5'6", 290lbs and have horrible teeth. There are animals in the woods with better smiles then mine. I have flabby arms and patchy body hair.

I bought some new Ed Hardy t-shirts, mediums, and I looked like a sausage link.

Matty, maybe I can hang with you and your crew and pick up the leftovers. I've only had 1 STD and it was treated on an out-patient basis.

I thought you were an athlete??????

I never said I was a good athlete

[nassau]

Maybe he meant mathlete. he was one question away from getting a perfect score on the math portion of his SATs. isnt that right Skinny Larry??

[deborah1426]

This guy is very odd. I don't think the story adds up at all. You beat up some 12 year olds and are able to coach little league? A prison with an ARCHERY team???? Riiiiiight.

Thats actually really funny to imagine

[Skinny Larry]

Nassau, you are correct sir. I don't really want to call myself a math genius but I have successfully calculated pi to 4 places.

I actually bombed my SATs because I was out late the night before working my Neighbourhood Watch Program I started. Basically I would just patrol the neighbourhood with my Bow and Arrow and intimidate strangers.

Anyway, I had to go to a Junior College here in Jersey as a result. I was quite the basketball player, even though I'm only 5'6. I got booted out of school for my part in a point shaving scandal I got caught up in. I was dating a local made guys daughter and I had to help him fix a few games.

After that the only job I could get was at the Amusement Park guessing people weight.

Hopefully my Junior Moderator job here works out and I can make something of myself.

[Skinny Larry]

This guy is very odd. I don't think the story adds up at all. You beat up some 12 year olds and are able to coach little league? A prison with an ARCHERY team???? Riiiiiight.

Thats actually really funny to imagine

Deborah, I didn't beat up the 12 year old, I beat up the 15 year old... in self-defence! He pulled down my sweatpants in front of everyone.

I used an alias to get the little league job. They call me Uncle Jones, not really sure why because I used Frank Mitchell as my alias. Stupid kids.

I was lead Archer for Cellblock 4 in the Pennitentary Olympics. I didn't really want to participate but the Warden threatened to put me in the hole for 2 weeks unless I did. Prison is not fun Deborah.

Deborah, I'm kind of in a little bit of a relationship with Syd from the main forum page so I cant really pursue you at this point.

If something changes in my situation I will look you up. I would probably like to take you out for some fine dining and maybe buy you some fancy gowns and shoes. We'd share $600 bottles of wine by the beach and watch the moon set.

I should let you know that I don't put out on the first date even though I am a stud.