hooking up at strip clubs

[dogeaters]

This guy is very odd. I don't think the story adds up at all. You beat up some 12 year olds and are able to coach little league? A prison with an ARCHERY team???? Riiiiiight.

Thats actually really funny to imagine

Deborah, I didn't beat up the 12 year old, I beat up the 15 year old... in self-defence! He pulled down my sweatpants in front of everyone.

I used an alias to get the little league job. They call me Uncle Jones, not really sure why because I used Frank Mitchell as my alias. Stupid kids.

I was lead Archer for Cellblock 4 in the Pennitentary Olympics. I didn't really want to participate but the Warden threatened to put me in the hole for 2 weeks unless I did. Prison is not fun Deborah.

Deborah, I'm kind of in a little bit of a relationship with Syd from the main forum page so I cant really pursue you at this point.

If something changes in my situation I will look you up. I would probably like to take you out for some fine dining and maybe buy you some fancy gowns and shoes. We'd share $600 bottles of wine by the beach and watch the moon set.

I should let you know that I don't put out on the first date even though I am a stud.

Lmao! Nas i cant remember correctly .. but isnt this your older brother!!!! ??

Skinny youve got me cracking up over here... and btw great freaking job on only missing one question on the math portion!!!

[deborah1426]

Hahahaha Larry that sounds like a fantastic date, you let me know when you're free

lol

[nassau]

Skinny Larry for Junior Moderator! Skinny Larry is it true that you introduced American males to skinny jeans?

[sydneygirl]

Hahahaha Larry that sounds like a fantastic date, you let me know when you're free

lol

Larry you little sausage link whats going on? I expected you would trade up eventually, but you havent been promoted to junior mod yet. Is this really the time to start looking at new options? Does my aussie accent mean nothing?

[Skinny Larry]

Skinny Larry for Junior Moderator! Skinny Larry is it true that you introduced American males to skinny jeans?

Nassau, you are 100% about the jeans. Here is the story. I got invited to an awards dinner at a restaurant in New York and decided to treat myself to a new pair of jeans. Because I have giant quads from my Male Figure Skating days I need to have my jeans tapered.

I went to the tailor to have them brought in a little in the quads but he screwed up and made them extremely tight in the calfs as well. It was too late to change them so I went to the dinner anyway.

When I got there I ended up winning Best Newcomer with my performance as Will Smith in the Off-Broadway Production of Independence Day. Later that night I appeared on Letterman in my skinny jeans and Dave made a comment that ended up in the New York Post. The jeans became a fashion sensation and the rest is history.

[Skinny Larry]

Hahahaha Larry that sounds like a fantastic date, you let me know when you're free

lol

Larry you little sausage link whats going on? I expected you would trade up eventually, but you havent been promoted to junior mod yet. Is this really the time to start looking at new options? Does my aussie accent mean nothing?

This is awkward. It feels like the time when Jack had two dates to the Regal Beagle on Three's company.

Syd, you weren't supposed to see that post! I didn't think you read this part of the forum. She's means nothing to me! The power of my new title went to my head, now I know how The President must feel.

Deborah, I think you're great and we maybe could have had something special but I just dont feel it in my heart anymore. My heart is in Australia. I really have to focus on repairing my relationship with Syd if she'll take me back. I know its tough, we just have to be strong.

I will still communicate with you on the forum but I think right now its better if we remain friends. Sorry Deborah, I dont want to hurt anyone

[deborah1426]

I understand Larry, things have gotten so complicated haven't they. I hope you two have a wondeful life together

[pmten26]

Fuck the hooking up at the strip club deal. Meet some women at the bars, pools, clubs, etc.

[VEGAS88]

Fuck the hooking up at the strip club deal. Meet some women at the bars, pools, clubs, etc.

Agreed. Some of the stories on here show how easy it is to meet ladies in Vegas clubs. Eveyone is in Vegas partying for the same reason.

[bizzy]

ok i've done it...

At Score's in Vegas. Total I spent was $10 for a drink.

[Boogie]

Yup it definitely can be done. I did from Sapphire. Of course I wouldnt call it a "hook up" at all though. She just took me out and bought me breakfast haha

[anthonyc023]

hook ups in trip clubs for free hmmmm

[Ragz]

It's possible especially when you beat them in their own game. My favorite answer to what do you do for a living is "I'm an auditor for the IRS." and being dead serious about it I even do research prior and spout of percentages of people and stories of clubs getting audited. I make it a point not to give a truthful answer to any of their questions. It has actually worked much to my surprise a few times lol.

[dnix]

it's possible especially when you beat them in their own game. My favorite answer to what do you do for a living is "i'm an auditor for the irs." and being dead serious about it i even do research prior and spout of percentages of people and stories of clubs getting audited. I make it a point not to give a truthful answer to any of their questions. It has actually worked much to my surprise a few times lol.

lmao....

[Matt]

I guess some people get really turned on by the idea of getting audited. Or maybe it's all the awesome sex puns that go with being 'audited'.