Haha nice. Maybe so I will have to try this.
hooking up at strip clubs
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Wait, Ankit. Are you going to a strip club or to Laguna Beach on Saturday? Or better yet, a strip club in LB? hahaOriginally posted by mrankimonki View Postim going there for a quick trip this saturday night - i'll try this line and let you guys know how it works!
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will tell you where afteROriginally posted by masterdeviance View PostWait, Ankit. Are you going to a strip club or to Laguna Beach on Saturday? Or better yet, a strip club in LB? hahaOriginally posted by mrankimonki View Postim going there for a quick trip this saturday night - i'll try this line and let you guys know how it works!Originally posted by masterdeviance View Post
Contrary to what Chris Rock thinks, there could be some if you tell the girls you're from Laguna Beach
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!Originally posted by aria View PostYes you'll hook up, get your shit stolen and end up in a car accident with her.
Too soon?
Amazing!!
But technically he didn't hook up IN a strip club, he just found a stripper at a casino bar......
I miss vegas...........Things I've learned in Vegas:
Girls from Lake Tahoe are crazy, they are just "not that sort of crazy".....
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and it becomes clearer and clearer....hahaOriginally posted by LondonUK View PostHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!Originally posted by aria View PostYes you'll hook up, get your shit stolen and end up in a car accident with her.
Too soon?
Amazing!!
But technically he didn't hook up IN a strip club, he just found a stripper at a casino bar......
I miss vegas...........it's that time again, let's get #28 gentleman....for the boss
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Ok here's the story.
One day I was walking to a Burger King and a few kids started making fun of me. I was wearing my tank top and sweatpants like I always do. One of the kids tried to pull my sweats down and the other knocked my hat off and exposing my bald head.
Of course what happened next is I went crazy chasing these punks through the streets. I can really fly even though I am heavy (its called being an athlete). So I caught up with them in a food store and it was an all out brawl. We knocked over three aisles, one kid I gave a black eye and I had some scratches and bruises from crashing through the food aisle.
While this is happening some old man starts with me after the wife got knocked down. Eventually I wrestled him to the ground and punched him in the ribs, he was like 75 or so. Fuck him he started it first. Those two kids were approximately 12, 15.
I get hauled in and had to post bail for $2500. I called my attorney at 3:00AM, he said no worries they will take like 3k settlement each. (store owner, old man, kids).
At least I won the fights. I had to defend myself. Any guy would go crazy after trying to get his pants pulled down in public and head slapped and cap knocked off.
Anyway I ended up doing 6 months on weekends. I am in no mood today for anyone so back off me.
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