AOD - Mid Summer Semi-Invasion (8/26-8/30)

[chillin@thebellag]

Is there a chillin fan club I can join? I totally get what dnix sees in you.

Hmmm, I'd generally be tempted to post something lewd and sexually suggestive here, but having met you in real life I find myself inexplicably apprehensive about pulling the trigger...the odd thing is that meeting dnix hasn't deterred me one bit.

Anyway, while I'm not certain about the existence of such a club, I agree that one needs to be founded in recognition of my greatness and all my contributions to JC.com...and humanity in general (too far?). Your support is appreciated as always, but seeing as how one of my top 3 JC.com goals is the eventual destruction of forum member Cisco, inclusion in any sort of 'chillin fan club' would require all members to pledge their unwavering support behind this cause should anything go down. Are you prepared for that?

[Guest]

Well done with everything Royale. I doubt I'll even want to be back in Vegas in another month, but given that I've missed out in the past, I didn't want to deprive myself of yet another opportunity to be involved in your legendary AOD Events Page and spreadsheets--since they only seem to come around once every month or so. You've inspired me to create a JC fb account, and in support of your "no picture, no trust" movement, I even made sure to put up a profile pic. In the month leading up to the event, I look forward to littering the wall with pointless ramblings, an assortment of "whoooohooooo"s and "yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaa"s to display my unbridled enthusiasm, and other nonsensical posts of this nature.

If anyone else had done the whole spreadsheets thing I may have been tempted to poke fun and call them lame, dumb, trivial, gay, and laughably absurd...but you seem to have a way of making lame things seem really cool...keep up the good work bro.

hahahah I love the pokemon avatar on FB. I still trust you

[BCBunni]

Well done with everything Royale. I doubt I'll even want to be back in Vegas in another month, but given that I've missed out in the past, I didn't want to deprive myself of yet another opportunity to be involved in your legendary AOD Events Page and spreadsheets--since they only seem to come around once every month or so. You've inspired me to create a JC fb account, and in support of your "no picture, no trust" movement, I even made sure to put up a profile pic. In the month leading up to the event, I look forward to littering the wall with pointless ramblings, an assortment of "whoooohooooo"s and "yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaa"s to display my unbridled enthusiasm, and other nonsensical posts of this nature.

If anyone else had done the whole spreadsheets thing I may have been tempted to poke fun and call them lame, dumb, trivial, gay, and laughably absurd...but you seem to have a way of making lame things seem really cool...keep up the good work bro.

Spreadsheet? Royale did you make a little spreadsheet? Email it to me!! I need fb

[Guest]

Well done with everything Royale. I doubt I'll even want to be back in Vegas in another month, but given that I've missed out in the past, I didn't want to deprive myself of yet another opportunity to be involved in your legendary AOD Events Page and spreadsheets--since they only seem to come around once every month or so. You've inspired me to create a JC fb account, and in support of your "no picture, no trust" movement, I even made sure to put up a profile pic. In the month leading up to the event, I look forward to littering the wall with pointless ramblings, an assortment of "whoooohooooo"s and "yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaa"s to display my unbridled enthusiasm, and other nonsensical posts of this nature.

If anyone else had done the whole spreadsheets thing I may have been tempted to poke fun and call them lame, dumb, trivial, gay, and laughably absurd...but you seem to have a way of making lame things seem really cool...keep up the good work bro.

Spreadsheet? Royale did you make a little spreadsheet? Email it to me!! I need fb

lol to every trip there are 2 spreadsheets. One for the roll call and one for the schedule. So far I got the roll call going, and I will start on the schedule later. People are still signing on and its growing by the minute.

[Guest]

I'll be there 8/21-8/27 with my girl friend
What does the meet up involve? Any table or bottle service splitting?

You can either split a table/daybed/cabana with another party, or just come in on a list and drink with the rest of the JC members. Partying together is better then partying alone

[luckythirteen]

i wish i could make it to this one too.......sounds like a blast.......50 days and counting for me

[Guest]

i wish i could make it to this one too.......sounds like a blast.......50 days and counting for me

Don't worry, ours will get the same treatment. Its going to be the "End of Summer Invasion"

[sydneygirl]

Is there a chillin fan club I can join? I totally get what dnix sees in you.

Hmmm, I'd generally be tempted to post something lewd and sexually suggestive here, but having met you in real life I find myself inexplicably apprehensive about pulling the trigger...the odd thing is that meeting dnix hasn't deterred me one bit.

Anyway, while I'm not certain about the existence of such a club, I agree that one needs to be founded in recognition of my greatness and all my contributions to JC.com...and humanity in general (too far?). Your support is appreciated as always, but seeing as how one of my top 3 JC.com goals is the eventual destruction of forum member Cisco, inclusion in any sort of 'chillin fan club' would require all members to pledge their unwavering support behind this cause should anything go down. Are you prepared for that?

Personally, I was quite happy to make lewd and sexually suggestive comments to Dnix when I met him in person. According to Mrs Dnix he couldn't understand my accent, so I felt reasonably safe. Back on the forums though its a different story as (also according to Mrs Dnix) he is able to read at a 5th grade level. Perhaps if i make the lewd suggestions in Australian colloquialisms it may work

Regarding Cisco, I have no issue with his destruction and only request that it be slow and painful.
I have been plotting Charles~'s death for a while now, I failed in May, but am hoping to get it done over Halloween. Would my hatred of him cause any conflict of interest?

If the above is satisfactory, I will begin recruiting members for a fan club immediately. I assume most of the girls at Spearmint Rhino will be eager to join?

Worshipping you as always,

Your 2nd biggest fan
Sydney

[chillin@thebellag]

Perhaps if i make the lewd suggestions in Australian colloquialisms it may work

Seems like a safe bet. Interestingly enough, I venture I'll be able to do the same in 6-12 months. I've come to the conclusion that the benefits of having an Australian accent in America are far too great to ignore any longer, so I'm currently in the process of researching good dialect coaches and hope to start taking lessons within the next couple of months.

Back on the forums though its a different story as (also according to Mrs Dnix) he is able to read at a 5th grade level.

She was being generous here, I sincerely doubt he can read at a 5th grade level as he can only write at a 3rd grade level at best. Surely I'm not the only one who has noticed that a good 95% of his posts are mere "welcome" posts in the Intro forum? Every so often he will produce a longer, more detailed, and intelligible post on a particular venue or host, but in those circumstances I'm certain it's Mrs. Dnix on the keyboard. Either that or he has the host in question ghostwrite the entire thing.

Regarding Cisco, I have no issue with his destruction and only request that it be slow and painful. I have been plotting Charles~'s death for a while now, I failed in May, but am hoping to get it done over Halloween. Would my hatred of him cause any conflict of interest?

Personal grudges and vendettas will not only be permitted in my fan club, they are strongly encouraged. As long as you are able to focus on the primary objective--praising me and constantly feeding my ego--you are welcome to pursue any side ventures you wish. Best of luck with Charles~, if I'm in attendance I will be happy to lend some moral support, and I think a recruitment outing to the Rhino afterward would be a more than fitting way to celebrate your victory.

If the above is satisfactory, I will begin recruiting members for a fan club immediately. I assume most of the girls at Spearmint Rhino will be eager to join?

I guess this makes you the official club founder, congratulations. The Rhino seems like an excellent place to start. However, while I trust your taste and judgment implicitly, vetting suitable candidates from the Rhino may be too complex and arduous a task to tackle alone. With this particular pool of candidates, I feel that I'll have to be more hands on in order to ensure that each girl is properly and thoroughly examined. I'm sure you'll agree that we only want club members of the highest caliber.

Worshipping you as always,

Your 2nd biggest fan
Sydney

Assuming that you're placing dnix ahead of yourself, I'm sorry Syd but you're actually in the 3 slot...the true list of chillin's biggest fans is actually:
1. chillin
2. dnix
3. Sydneygirl
4. Rhino strippers
5. Bellagio blackjack tables
6. Magic City strippers
7. strippers in general

[Guest]

hahaha what the heck.. whats going on with my thread Its only fun when I high jack other ppls threads..

[chillin@thebellag]

hahaha what the heck.. whats going on with my thread Its only fun when I high jack other ppls threads..

I thought you'd be proud, I learned all I know about hijacking threads from you. I'm not Indian so I couldn't really turn this into a discussion on all things brown. So I decided to do what I do best...talk about dnix, my love of strippers, and how awesome I am.

[Guest]

hahaha what the heck.. whats going on with my thread Its only fun when I high jack other ppls threads..

I thought you'd be proud, I learned all I know about hijacking threads from you. I'm not Indian so I couldn't really turn this into a discussion on all things brown. So I decided to do what I do best...talk about dnix, my love of strippers, and how awesome I am.

hahaha i guess those subjects are related to the semi-invasion! Good job

[hard2hold]

Will be flying in from Dallas 23AUG10-27AUG10 staying at the Luxor. I know its the lesser of the four stars but I paid less on costcotravel.com for hotel & air than the flight itself would've run me.

[kori]

Is there a chillin fan club I can join? I totally get what dnix sees in you.

Hmmm, I'd generally be tempted to post something lewd and sexually suggestive here, but having met you in real life I find myself inexplicably apprehensive about pulling the trigger...the odd thing is that meeting dnix hasn't deterred me one bit.

Anyway, while I'm not certain about the existence of such a club, I agree that one needs to be founded in recognition of my greatness and all my contributions to JC.com...and humanity in general (too far?). Your support is appreciated as always, but seeing as how one of my top 3 JC.com goals is the eventual destruction of forum member Cisco, inclusion in any sort of 'chillin fan club' would require all members to pledge their unwavering support behind this cause should anything go down. Are you prepared for that?

A fanclub does exist.. cause I'm in it. Dnix tried to join, but I told him it's only for females.

I'd like to join what sounds like the official fan club though, but I don't wanna destroy Cisco.. I don't mind playing a harmless prank on him. If something is going down, I may turn a blind eye to it if it means I'll be allowed to join the club though..

[BCGirl]

ahhh 29 days! LOL hey guys!