Alright, be honest...can you poop in a nightclub?

[Andrew@LasVegasNightclubs]

It isn't any secret that many people have a phobia about using public restrooms, but nightclub toilets are a whole different ballgame. Drunken pissing, puking, and dirty asses all combine in perfect symphony to create what could only be described as the carpool lane of complete and total n-ass-tiness [yea, had to do it, sorry].

So, ladies and gents, do you?

[killerfanatics]

LOL, Nah. Might take a piss, but I'll be damned if im sitting on the toilet. Never had the urge to do the do in the club. That's where the swine flu came from, lol.

[nyc2vegas]

It has happened to me! now your tawking about a guy that when nature calls....it calls, and it has called in yankee stadium and I have gone to town BUT in las vegas there are options, for instance im in a nightclub and nature calls my ass is out da club and into a casino bathroom where theres a helluva better chance that some dude hasnt been vomiting all over the stall....hmmm maybe thats why I always take care of every bouncer, vip, and barback so when nature calls im not waiting in line again.

[Andrew@LasVegasNightclubs]

Speaking of bathrooms, working on the top Vegas nightclub bathrooms. Any thoughts? Mix, Lavo, Tao, Body English (upstairs VIP) all made it so far. Thinking about putting the Hard Rock Pool in there, ha!

[ChappStick]

U couldnt use enuf of these to get rid of the absolute nastyness that the Club Bathrooms provide. I walked into a club that will remain nameless and the floor was covered in water from a next stall overflow. All I gotta say is that I take my shoes off when I walk into my house.

[IRockNvegas]

Do Sharts count?

[tschwicht]

We called it "hovering" in the army.. you never have to touch the actual seat. Since I have no shame whatsoever, the public thing doesn't bother me.

I would do it (and have), but it takes proper planning and technique. One nice thing is at least nicer clubs (well in Chi anyway) have your own little room not the normal stall.

Disclaimer: This isn't a regularity, only out of necessity!

[Guest]

dont forget..

Speaking of bathrooms, working on the top Vegas nightclub bathrooms. Any thoughts? Mix, Lavo, Tao, Body English (upstairs VIP) all made it so far. Thinking about putting the Hard Rock Pool in there, ha!

Don't for get Seamless Strip Club/ After Hours Spot with its UNI-Sex bath rooms.. !!! My best friend said to me a while back.. Bro, i accomplished my goal.. i said oh ya what was that.. ??? he said i Fu*ked a striper at a strip club.. !!! haha thats all i could do..

Michael

[dnix]

HELLLLLLLL NOOOOOOOOOO. Id let it touch cotton, before Id use one of those restrooms.

[masterdeviance]

HELLLLLLLL NOOOOOOOOOO. Id let it touch cotton, before Id use one of those restrooms.

Hahaha. Ditto. Crapping your pants IS probably more hygienic when it comes to some of these places' bathrooms. I've had to use the ol' squat without letting your ass touch the toilet seat method once before in Moon, unfortunately. Hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go. I got lucky, my stall was clean compared to the other stalls. Still, a pretty nasty situation no matter what

[Cisco419]

Well I will make sure I go way before I even get to the club or bar. There has been a case or two that I really really had to go but what I do is I head out to the casino and use one of those, I prefer the ones by the high roller slots/tables because their not only nice but they stay on top of cleaning them on a regular basis.

[IRockNvegas]

Real men shit in the urinal

[nyc2vegas]

Real men shit in the urinal

lmao i can just imagine roaming in to take a piss and seeing this

[Cisco419]

Real men shit in the urinal

So how do you do that with a buzz without getting it on yourself?

[nyc2vegas]

So how do you do that with a buzz without getting it on yourself?

place both ass cheeks firmly inside the urinal, close your eyes and pray!