Alright, be honest...can you poop in a nightclub?

[Cisco419]

place both ass cheeks firmly inside the urinal, close your eyes and pray!

you forgot hold yourself so you dont fall forward and shit on yourself! lol

[brazeneye]

Hahahaha, I think we should all carry some Towellettes in our pockets just incase anyone gets desperate to do a No. 2

[dkooys]

Just bend down and drop a duece on the floor. At least your ass isnt touching anything. And you wont get the swine flu that way too.

[bza222]

I have crapped in the opium room bathroom at tao several times. For those of you with poop phobia, you'll be ok there.

[wat]

It's not so much the germs I worry about - you just kinda distrupt the flow of the night if you gotta go #2, right?

I had my head in a toilet (not a club one, thankfully) one night - after enough drinks, you can't care that much about the germs, can you?

[orgunslinger]

To answer the question, never in vegas, but I did have to do the deed at Hogs N Heifers in NYC once....not a pleasant facility. If any of you have been there you know that that door barely closes and it's a single stall bathroom. Good times.

herein lies the problem...I'm sure most of you are familiar with the term beershi*ts. After partying night after night, you know your intestines aren't exactly feelin the love. If it's coming, it's probably comin fast and nasty. I add this little task to the last minute check in the room before heading out. Don't go out with a loaded gun???...more importantly, don't go out with an IED in your ass.

[partyinvegas25]

man it sounds like the guys bathrooms are disgusting! Usually, the girls ones at the clubs are okay. I like the Jet ones b/c there's a ton of stall. That said, I hope I wouldn't have this situation while at a club, that would kinda suck! Gotta watch all that alcohol tho...after the fourth day I've drinking, I'm usually downing the pepto bismal!

[yo vanilla]

I get my poo'ing done in the morning. I just find it much more pleasurable to know that (even though it's going down the toilet), I get to shit on work every day

edit, but really if I had to go while out on the town, squeezing one out at full throttle with an ass-gasket is a better choice than walking around with the inevitable sweaty swamp ass that comes with pinching it off all night

[index41]

yup, done it before.
had to go REALLY bad at Drai's (went to dinner, then to a club, then to afterhours). When you have to, you just HAVE to. Ass-Gasket and hovering for safety.

Probably the best decision of the night. Felt fantastic afterwards and war ready to rock!

[Cisco419]

hehe how bout a little bump to see what some of our new member's have to say about this subject

[dnix]

My answer will always be hell NO

[tangoplus]

and why are we discussing this..........

[Guest]

Tour bus rule, no #2's in the club. Even at the finest of clubs Tryst, XS, Tao.. all men's toilet stalls are fully covered with urine by the first hour of the night (Guys w/ Bad Aim). Unless you are good at squating on top of the seat while you are hammered, I wouldn't try it.

Just walk out and use the hotel bathroom.

[tangoplus]

yup, done it before.
had to go REALLY bad at Drai's (went to dinner, then to a club, then to afterhours). When you have to, you just HAVE to. Ass-Gasket and hovering for safety.

Probably the best decision of the night. Felt fantastic afterwards and war ready to rock!

hopefully nobody put their hands down your pants that night

[Mr.Vegas]

My answer will always be hell NO

Same here ... drunkards pissin' all over the seat ... yeah no.