Pool Party List

[Cisco419]

4, huh? That's agressive. Hope the weather on the March trip is good enough. I have my fingers crossed!

LOL i think 4 is the perfect number, that's probably how many i will bring in May

I'm just taking my bow tie and maybe my tarantarans!

[Rollios]

Is there any good pool parties on tuesdays or wednesdays in August?

[ellejay]

I am going to get one of those cheap Walmart Pools, fill it up, and start my own Daylife downtown.

What should I call my new daylife hot spot for the stars?

[ellejay]

Is there any good pool parties on tuesdays or wednesdays in August?

Define good? Wet is fun on thurs and so it Tao im my opinion.

[Guest]

I am going to get one of those cheap Walmart Pools, fill it up, and start my own Daylife downtown.

What should I call my new daylife hot spot for the stars?

lol you mean those plastic rafts you fill up with a garden hose?

I dunno.. Trailer Rehab?

[Rollios]

By good I mean worth going to, I've never been so I wouldn't know what was good and what wasn't.

[Cisco419]

Is there any good pool parties on tuesdays or wednesdays in August?

Stick to hotel pools cause I hear that their usually about the same. Maybe hit up some of the ones at MGM or Mandalay Bay/

I am going to get one of those cheap Walmart Pools, fill it up, and start my own Daylife downtown.

What should I call my new daylife hot spot for the stars?

nice!!!

[ellejay]

I am going to get one of those cheap Walmart Pools, fill it up, and start my own Daylife downtown.

What should I call my new daylife hot spot for the stars?

lol you mean those plastic rafts you fill up with a garden hose?

I dunno.. Trailer Rehab?

Yes! That would be the pool!

Um I am thinking of calling my new celeb hangout something more upscale. I was thinking "OOL" (see there isnt any P in it, its cool to hop in, no fear)

Or "the pond""

[WarreN]

I am going to get one of those cheap Walmart Pools, fill it up, and start my own Daylife downtown.

What should I call my new daylife hot spot for the stars?

lol you mean those plastic rafts you fill up with a garden hose?

I dunno.. Trailer Rehab?

Yes! That would be the pool!

Um I am thinking of calling my new celeb hangout something more upscale. I was thinking "OOL" (see there isnt any P in it, its cool to hop in, no fear)

Or "the pond""

Clever girl.

[Guest]

I am going to get one of those cheap Walmart Pools, fill it up, and start my own Daylife downtown.

What should I call my new daylife hot spot for the stars?

lol you mean those plastic rafts you fill up with a garden hose?

I dunno.. Trailer Rehab?

Yes! That would be the pool!

Um I am thinking of calling my new celeb hangout something more upscale. I was thinking "OOL" (see there isnt any P in it, its cool to hop in, no fear)

Or "the pond""

hahah OOL sounds pretty legit and upscale... what type of cabana service can I expect here?? two lawn chairs stacked together back to back?

[NyceGuy]

hahah OOL sounds pretty legit and upscale... what type of cabana service can I expect here?? two lawn chairs stacked together back to back?

An inflatable mattress on the ground with a red cooler.

[ellejay]

I will be offering gently used lawnchairs from the 70s (Vintage!!!) for chairs. I will give you all the JC discount, so you can rent them for .35 an hour (you save 25% percent!)

For daybeds, I will use springtop mattress's salvaged and lovingly restored from the glittery streets of Vegas! Perhaps your bed was used by Elvis or even Old Blue Eyes himself! (JC members pay $1.25)

At OOL we spare no expense on luxury. When you rent a cabana from us you will find yourself not only surrounded by the most A List of stars, but also the finest army tent you can imagine. ($5 OBO)

Bottles of Malt liquor and Night Train are waiting for you!!!!!!!!!!

You will feel you have died and gone to Paradise..............

OOL "Urine Heaven"

[mrankimonki]

lol @ this

[Cortina]

If you swapped out the Night Train for Lone Star and box wine, that sounds just like the pool scene at my friend's ranch. Those inflatable mattresses make great poolside lounges.

[ellejay]

++++++++++++attention+++++++++++++++++++++++

OOL DAYLIFE CASTING CALL

Ready to work in the most EXCLUSIVE Daylife Venue in Downtown? Feel you have what it takes to rub elbows with the hottest celebs? Can you chase off bums while NOT drinking all of my Miller High Life?

Then you MIGHT have what it takes to work at OOL.

Currently we are looking for a whole range of Postions including:

Bottle Girls (please have all your teeth)
Bartenders (Bring your OWN bottle opener)
Dancers (No Scabies)
Doormen (Gold Grills are a PLUS!)
ect.

Please bring your resume to the downtown Dennys for an interview next Friday. We ask that you do not smoke crack on the premises and you must purchase something while you wait (coffee is ok).

See you there?

OOL "Urine Heaven"


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