Pool Party List

[NyceGuy]

haha...no scabies...

[ellejay]

haha...no scabies...

OOL has a reputation to uphold

[ellejay]

++++++++++++attention+++++++++++++++++++++++

OOL DAYLIFE CASTING CALL

Ready to work in the most EXCLUSIVE Daylife Venue in Downtown? Feel you have what it takes to rub elbows with the hottest celebs? Can you chase off bums while NOT drinking all of my Miller High Life?

Then you MIGHT have what it takes to work at OOL.

Currently we are looking for a whole range of Postions including:

Bottle Girls (please have all your teeth)
Bartenders (Bring your OWN bottle opener)
Dancers (No Scabies)
Doormen (Gold Grills are a PLUS!)
ect.

Please bring your resume to the downtown Dennys for an interview next Friday. We ask that you do not smoke crack on the premises and you must purchase something while you wait (coffee is ok).

See you there?

OOL "Urine Heaven"


Brought to you by "A Van Down By the River" Entrainment Group

I have received a lot of questions and No, OOL will not be hiring anyone with visible herpes sores this season.....

[Cisco419]

Elle you are out of control! But Ool sounds like the spot to be thus summer! Lmao

[ellejay]

Elle you are out of control! But Ool sounds like the spot to be thus summer! Lmao

I would LOVE to hire you as a promoter or host! I only ask that you have no statutory rape cases pending.

Anyone else looking for some work? OOL is going to ROCK downtown!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Ellejay
A Van Down By the River Entertainment Group

[Cisco419]

Elle you are out of control! But Ool sounds like the spot to be thus summer! Lmao

I would LOVE to hire you as a promoter or host! I only ask that you have no statutory rape cases pending.

Anyone else looking for some work? OOL is going to ROCK downtown!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Ellejay
A Van Down By the River Entertainment Group

Lmao!!! I'm clean, when do I start?

[ellejay]

Elle you are out of control! But Ool sounds like the spot to be thus summer! Lmao

I would LOVE to hire you as a promoter or host! I only ask that you have no statutory rape cases pending.

Anyone else looking for some work? OOL is going to ROCK downtown!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Ellejay
A Van Down By the River Entertainment Group

Lmao!!! I'm clean, when do I start?

Right now!!!

I am so overjoyed by your enthusiasm, I wont even bother to drug test you!

Being new, OOL is in the unique position to brand itself as the premiere daylife downtown destination. I need you to help shape perception of this brand and get people excited. My ultimate goal is to get Jack Colton to review OOL. Once we get his raving review (Jack, OOL is happening EVERY day. Trust that it will be an experience to remember!) we can be sure that customers will follow (they MAY even pay to get in!!!! )

Now what sort of Theme Parties should we have???????? (Like how Tao beach has Sunset Sessions etc)

[Guest]

haha OOL sounds so dope.. I can't wait to get served King Cobra by hip hop models or hookers...

[masterdeviance]

Elle you are out of control! But Ool sounds like the spot to be thus summer! Lmao

I would LOVE to hire you as a promoter or host! I only ask that you have no statutory rape cases pending.

Anyone else looking for some work? OOL is going to ROCK downtown!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Ellejay
A Van Down By the River Entertainment Group

Okay - Cisco, your ass is officially ineligible!

lj, do you work in marketing or pr? Not gonna lie, your description of ool almost makes me wanna chill out in "urine heaven" right now lol

[Cisco419]

Elle you are out of control! But Ool sounds like the spot to be thus summer! Lmao

I would LOVE to hire you as a promoter or host! I only ask that you have no statutory rape cases pending.

Anyone else looking for some work? OOL is going to ROCK downtown!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Ellejay
A Van Down By the River Entertainment Group

Okay - Cisco, your ass is officially ineligible!

lj, do you work in marketing or pr? Not gonna lie, your description of ool almost makes me wanna chill out in "urine heaven" right now lol

Nope! No statutory for me!!!

[masterdeviance]

I would LOVE to hire you as a promoter or host! I only ask that you have no statutory rape cases pending.

Anyone else looking for some work? OOL is going to ROCK downtown!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Ellejay
A Van Down By the River Entertainment Group

Okay - Cisco, your ass is officially ineligible!

lj, do you work in marketing or pr? Not gonna lie, your description of ool almost makes me wanna chill out in "urine heaven" right now lol

Nope! No statutory for me!!!

haha just playing man

[Cisco419]

Okay - Cisco, your ass is officially ineligible!

lj, do you work in marketing or pr? Not gonna lie, your description of ool almost makes me wanna chill out in "urine heaven" right now lol

Nope! No statutory for me!!!

haha just playing man

Always card them!!! Or give them a beer or cigarette!!!

[ellejay]

Nope! No statutory for me!!!

haha just playing man

Always card them!!! Or give them a beer or cigarette!!!

See? This is why you are MADE to work at OOL, you are a very smart young man!!!



(Oh and thank you masterdeviance, I really stand behind OOL being the NEXT hotspot!!!!!)

OOL is still looking for theme nights!

[blibblab]

haha just playing man

Always card them!!! Or give them a beer or cigarette!!!

See? This is why you are MADE to work at OOL, you are a very smart young man!!!



(Oh and thank you masterdeviance, I really stand behind OOL being the NEXT hotspot!!!!!)

OOL is still looking for theme nights!

Is there a resident DJ to mix up all the classic jug blowin', spoon tappin', cowbell ringin', and washboard gratin' based hits?