Thursday Oct 29, 2009
Nothing special about going to the airport and the flight to Vegas that morning. Got to the airport early for my 11:25 flight, and got breakfast at the Chik-Fil-A at the airport. The FL governor Charlie Crist was on my flight. The flight was actually around 15 minutes late getting into Vegas. As the plane was touching down on the runway in Vegas, I looked out the window and saw all of the magnificent structures that make up the Strip. I instantly got giddy like a little girl, I wanted to scream so bad. I took my phone out of my pocketbook and instantly sent Loves a txt msg to find out if she was at the airport or not since she was supposed to get in about 20 minutes after me, but I got there late so I thought she could already be there. Lo and behold she was already at the airport and by baggage claim. As I was txting her, my hands were seriously shaking soooo bad! I could barely type up the txt msgs I was shaking so bad. They were taking forever to pull the plane up to the gate to let us out, so I was getting so pissed off. I kept telling the guy next to me, "They're killing me here!!!". He would just laugh. So finally we are able to get off the plane and I was practically running out of the gate. I went by the restroom real quick since I was holding it for 5 hours. I can't stand using plane bathrooms, it's basically a porto-pottie. Blech!
So I get out of the bathroom and let Loves know that I'm heading to baggage claim and told her to meet me there. So I get to baggage claim and find my carousel. My limo driver was standing in front of me holding the sign up with my name, so I let him know that I'm who he was looking for. Then I turned to my left and saw Loves. We almost started screaming and we instantly ran up to each other and hugged. I looked at her and said, "Oh my gosh you look young!! How old are you??". She's 21, but looks like she's barely over 18. hehe
So we're talking and I start telling her about the idea I came up with on the plane. I told her we should buy some anal beads, I could stick them in my boot when we go to the clubs, and then if some ugly guy comes up to us I could pull them out and ask the guy if I could try them out on him. Then I thought about how there are some guys that would definitely be up for it... so that idea may not work as originally planned. So we keep discussing such things and the limo driver is standing beside us and has to think we're totally nuts. He just stood there smiling and chuckling every now and then.
So my luggage finally comes around and I snatch it up. The limo driver takes my bags and we follow him through the airport. When we stop at the elevator, Loves and I start discussing the fuzzy cuffs we need to go shopping for to complete my Halloween costume. Loves decided to ask the limo driver if he knew of any place on the strip that would have something like that. He mentioned the club wear store on the strip near the Walgreens between PH and MGM. Then we were like... "Do you know of any sex shops around?". Of course being a guy living in Vegas, he knew where one was on Tropicana.
So we finally catch the elevator and head down towards the limo. When we get there, we get our picture made with the limo driver in front of the limo. He proceeds to put our luggage in the trunk and Loves and I get in the car. He asks us if we want some champagne and we were basically like, "What do you think??". So he gets the bottle of champagne and starts to pour us a couple of glasses. After me and Loves start sipping on our drinks, we're finally off to the sex shop. Me and Loves keep drinking the champagne and actually start getting a little tipsy since we were both on an empty stomach. We pull into the sex shop and the limo driver goes in with us. Loves and I start pointing at stuff and laughing. Yeah, guess we're a little immature about it. We ask the guy working there where the fuzzy cuffs are and he points us in the right direction. Walking down the aisle we see this display of many dildo's. I saw this absolutely huge one and I was like, "Can that actually fit in someone???". I can't imagine anyone being able to use that. Maybe porn stars or some of the "escorts" on the strip.
We find the cuffs and I pick out a pair of black fuzzy cuffs. I look to the left and see a wall of whips and paddles. I was like, "I want one!!! It could be my 'baton'!!". I was going to dress up as a cop by the way. So I find this black leather paddle that had the letters L O V E carved into the leather. Apparently when you spank someone with it, it's supposed to leave an imprint of the letters. So I immediately grabbed it up and had to have it.
We continue walking through the store and find the anal beads section. We're looking through them and I have no idea which ones to get. Then we see a pink one that was called "My first anal beads". Perfect. So as we're walking down the aisle to head to the cashier we had the idea to take a picture of me pretending to spank the limo driver with the paddle. He turns around and the dork keeps his hands in his pockets and doesn't even lean over or anything to play the part. So I pull the paddle back like I'm going to spank him, and Loves takes the picture as she laughs. I then check out and we head back to the limo. The trip couldn't have started off any better. We knew this was going to be the best and craziest trip ever.
We head towards PH to drop Loves off. We start discussing with the driver about if he could get us past the lines at any of the clubs since he's a local. He and I exchange business cards with our phone numbers so we can be in touch. Loves gets out of the car when we arrive at PH and I tell her to hurry up and get her shit unpacked and head to my room at the Palazzo. I was ready to continue this already phenomenal trip. So the limo driver starts heading towards the Palazzo to drop me off and we start talking. I told him about me being into racing and actually driving myself. He said, "You're the hottest racecar driver I've ever seen!". Then we started talking about how I need to put the cuffs on and let him take a picture. I knew that would be great to post up on the forums or just to make an awesomely funny pic. So I put them on while we're still driving and when we stop at a light he asks me to hold them up so he can take a pic of them. So he takes a pic of my hands with the cuffs on with his camera phone. We get to the Palazzo and one of the guys that works there came over to open the door for me, and I'm like "Oh shit how embarassing..." since I had the cuffs on. So I tried to hide my hands and told the guy to hold on or something. So the limo driver comes over to take my picture and decides that he wants to be in the picture too. So he sits down beside me and we take a pic of us with my cuffs showing. I get out, hand him a tip and enter the hotel to get checked in.
I get checked in, go to Concierge to get some comp passes for Tao and be added to the guest list for the weekend, and then head up to my room. I get up there and start to unpack, and Loves calls. She's on her way to my hotel. She gets there with a bottle of rum and stuff to get ready for the night and we head to Wynn to eat at the Buffet since we were starving. Since she's such a sweetie, she offered to pay for mine since I gave her a ride to her hotel in the limo. We get to our table and then get up to start filling up our plates. We really weren't impressed with the food or selection. Even the desserts. Personally I think Bellagio's Buffet is better.
Nothing special about going to the airport and the flight to Vegas that morning. Got to the airport early for my 11:25 flight, and got breakfast at the Chik-Fil-A at the airport. The FL governor Charlie Crist was on my flight. The flight was actually around 15 minutes late getting into Vegas. As the plane was touching down on the runway in Vegas, I looked out the window and saw all of the magnificent structures that make up the Strip. I instantly got giddy like a little girl, I wanted to scream so bad. I took my phone out of my pocketbook and instantly sent Loves a txt msg to find out if she was at the airport or not since she was supposed to get in about 20 minutes after me, but I got there late so I thought she could already be there. Lo and behold she was already at the airport and by baggage claim. As I was txting her, my hands were seriously shaking soooo bad! I could barely type up the txt msgs I was shaking so bad. They were taking forever to pull the plane up to the gate to let us out, so I was getting so pissed off. I kept telling the guy next to me, "They're killing me here!!!". He would just laugh. So finally we are able to get off the plane and I was practically running out of the gate. I went by the restroom real quick since I was holding it for 5 hours. I can't stand using plane bathrooms, it's basically a porto-pottie. Blech!
So I get out of the bathroom and let Loves know that I'm heading to baggage claim and told her to meet me there. So I get to baggage claim and find my carousel. My limo driver was standing in front of me holding the sign up with my name, so I let him know that I'm who he was looking for. Then I turned to my left and saw Loves. We almost started screaming and we instantly ran up to each other and hugged. I looked at her and said, "Oh my gosh you look young!! How old are you??". She's 21, but looks like she's barely over 18. hehe
So we're talking and I start telling her about the idea I came up with on the plane. I told her we should buy some anal beads, I could stick them in my boot when we go to the clubs, and then if some ugly guy comes up to us I could pull them out and ask the guy if I could try them out on him. Then I thought about how there are some guys that would definitely be up for it... so that idea may not work as originally planned. So we keep discussing such things and the limo driver is standing beside us and has to think we're totally nuts. He just stood there smiling and chuckling every now and then.
So my luggage finally comes around and I snatch it up. The limo driver takes my bags and we follow him through the airport. When we stop at the elevator, Loves and I start discussing the fuzzy cuffs we need to go shopping for to complete my Halloween costume. Loves decided to ask the limo driver if he knew of any place on the strip that would have something like that. He mentioned the club wear store on the strip near the Walgreens between PH and MGM. Then we were like... "Do you know of any sex shops around?". Of course being a guy living in Vegas, he knew where one was on Tropicana.
So we finally catch the elevator and head down towards the limo. When we get there, we get our picture made with the limo driver in front of the limo. He proceeds to put our luggage in the trunk and Loves and I get in the car. He asks us if we want some champagne and we were basically like, "What do you think??". So he gets the bottle of champagne and starts to pour us a couple of glasses. After me and Loves start sipping on our drinks, we're finally off to the sex shop. Me and Loves keep drinking the champagne and actually start getting a little tipsy since we were both on an empty stomach. We pull into the sex shop and the limo driver goes in with us. Loves and I start pointing at stuff and laughing. Yeah, guess we're a little immature about it. We ask the guy working there where the fuzzy cuffs are and he points us in the right direction. Walking down the aisle we see this display of many dildo's. I saw this absolutely huge one and I was like, "Can that actually fit in someone???". I can't imagine anyone being able to use that. Maybe porn stars or some of the "escorts" on the strip.
We find the cuffs and I pick out a pair of black fuzzy cuffs. I look to the left and see a wall of whips and paddles. I was like, "I want one!!! It could be my 'baton'!!". I was going to dress up as a cop by the way. So I find this black leather paddle that had the letters L O V E carved into the leather. Apparently when you spank someone with it, it's supposed to leave an imprint of the letters. So I immediately grabbed it up and had to have it.
We continue walking through the store and find the anal beads section. We're looking through them and I have no idea which ones to get. Then we see a pink one that was called "My first anal beads". Perfect. So as we're walking down the aisle to head to the cashier we had the idea to take a picture of me pretending to spank the limo driver with the paddle. He turns around and the dork keeps his hands in his pockets and doesn't even lean over or anything to play the part. So I pull the paddle back like I'm going to spank him, and Loves takes the picture as she laughs. I then check out and we head back to the limo. The trip couldn't have started off any better. We knew this was going to be the best and craziest trip ever.
We head towards PH to drop Loves off. We start discussing with the driver about if he could get us past the lines at any of the clubs since he's a local. He and I exchange business cards with our phone numbers so we can be in touch. Loves gets out of the car when we arrive at PH and I tell her to hurry up and get her shit unpacked and head to my room at the Palazzo. I was ready to continue this already phenomenal trip. So the limo driver starts heading towards the Palazzo to drop me off and we start talking. I told him about me being into racing and actually driving myself. He said, "You're the hottest racecar driver I've ever seen!". Then we started talking about how I need to put the cuffs on and let him take a picture. I knew that would be great to post up on the forums or just to make an awesomely funny pic. So I put them on while we're still driving and when we stop at a light he asks me to hold them up so he can take a pic of them. So he takes a pic of my hands with the cuffs on with his camera phone. We get to the Palazzo and one of the guys that works there came over to open the door for me, and I'm like "Oh shit how embarassing..." since I had the cuffs on. So I tried to hide my hands and told the guy to hold on or something. So the limo driver comes over to take my picture and decides that he wants to be in the picture too. So he sits down beside me and we take a pic of us with my cuffs showing. I get out, hand him a tip and enter the hotel to get checked in.
I get checked in, go to Concierge to get some comp passes for Tao and be added to the guest list for the weekend, and then head up to my room. I get up there and start to unpack, and Loves calls. She's on her way to my hotel. She gets there with a bottle of rum and stuff to get ready for the night and we head to Wynn to eat at the Buffet since we were starving. Since she's such a sweetie, she offered to pay for mine since I gave her a ride to her hotel in the limo. We get to our table and then get up to start filling up our plates. We really weren't impressed with the food or selection. Even the desserts. Personally I think Bellagio's Buffet is better.
So we finally get to the ticket booth and the fucking lines are long as hell. So I'm getting impatient as hell waiting in line to get her ticket, but we finally get to the front and she buys her ticket and we go in. *sigh* I could just feel the comfort and happiness roll into my body as I walked in and saw all the rigs and tents setup with all the racecars. It's pure love. I walk Loves down the aisles of Funny Cars and Top Fuel Dragsters, and as I'm checking out the cars, I'm also checking out the crew... We definitely had some teams just watching us as we walked by. Love it. 
So we're standing next to the bar by the elevator when she sees these 2 guys and tells me they're gay and are probably boyfriends. Next thing we know, they walk up to us and start talking to us. They take us to the other bar across the club and buy us a drink. Then we walk upstairs and go outside on that balcony. Loves takes some pics of us while we're up there. The guy she's talking to, Jason, is a chef. The guy I'm talking to is like a builder or something, and he likes motorcycles. I think he told me he has a Ducati. Get this though, the guys name is so awesome it sounds fake. His name was Johnny, but his last name is what makes it. I'm not going to post it though in case he finds this and everyone knows his full name. lol It sounds like something from a kick ass action tv show or something though. 
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