LDW TR: The Grande royale partying w/ JC Peeps

[rnjbond]

LOL Dnix explained to me what the green door is and how you guys were suggesting I bring my gf haha funny sh*t

Quote from the Yelp review of Green Door:

"I did run into a stripper/crack whore in one corner who seemed awfully lonely. She was quietly sipping a beer. I asked her how much it would cost for her to sh_t on my chest while I jacked off and after a moment of eyeing me she replied "$200 for you sweetheart - we can use saran wrap if you want, they've got some up front". "

Wowowowow

[Drew]

Patrick frank is awesome and I did introduce you to him as we were walking in, but that's not who opened the ropes for you or comped ur cover. Nor was he my host. I just introduced you so you could put a name with the face, incase you ever used him.

So who opened the ropes and comped the cover?? share your secrets Super Moderator

[masterdeviance]

Quote from the Yelp review of Green Door:

"I did run into a stripper/crack whore in one corner who seemed awfully lonely. She was quietly sipping a beer. I asked her how much it would cost for her to sh_t on my chest while I jacked off and after a moment of eyeing me she replied "$200 for you sweetheart - we can use saran wrap if you want, they've got some up front". "

Wowowowow

Oh wow, I had no idea nyc2vegas was doing reviews on Yelp!

[Keebler]

Quote from the Yelp review of Green Door:

"I did run into a stripper/crack whore in one corner who seemed awfully lonely. She was quietly sipping a beer. I asked her how much it would cost for her to sh_t on my chest while I jacked off and after a moment of eyeing me she replied "$200 for you sweetheart - we can use saran wrap if you want, they've got some up front". "

Wowowowow

hahahahahahaha

[dnix]

So who opened the ropes and comped the cover?? share your secrets Super Moderator

Jared Garcia takes care of me at Tryst, but thats no secret. I used him first and theres some loyalty there, and loyalty is what gets you taken care of. I guarantee you if nyc2vegas would have been there, he would have gotten the same treatment from Patrick Frank. Hell, nyc2vegas gets the same damn table every time. I bet host only sell bottles to 10-20% of the peeps that contact them. So when a repeat customer contacts them, they really appreciate the business.

So thats the secret. No matter who your host is, make sure they remember you in a positive way.

[KC2Vegas]

The rest of us continued to party. I saw KC with 6 latina girls at one point. He asked me to snap a few pics which I did with the girls camera. I wish I gotten a shot of him with my own camera. KC you are like the Enrique Igelsias for the ladies haha

I needed a wingman pretty bad... it was a great time.
please tell me they were hot i dont rember.

[KC2Vegas]

Jared Garcia takes care of me at Tryst, but thats no secret. I used him first and theres some loyalty there, and loyalty is what gets you taken care of. I guarantee you if nyc2vegas would have been there, he would have gotten the same treatment from Patrick Frank. Hell, nyc2vegas gets the same damn table every time. I bet host only sell bottles to 10-20% of the peeps that contact them. So when a repeat customer contacts them, they really appreciate the business.

So thats the secret. No matter who your host is, make sure they remember you in a positive way.

Once again thanks dnix for getting us in I owe you big

[Guest]

I needed a wingman pretty bad... it was a great time.
please tell me they were hot i dont rember.

haha well i would say 2 out of the 6 would be someone I would go for. I think I poked one of the midgety ones in the boobs on accident when I was explaining to you that I put all my cash down on the bottle and didnt have any left for you to buy them shots lol

It was funny, she smacked my arm like I was actually trying to grab her. I just pretended she wasn't there and continued talking to you. That was some classic sh*t.

[Guest]

Once again thanks dnix for getting us in I owe you big

+1 just let us know who to tip next time.. whatever we save I will try to give your boys a cut

[KC2Vegas]

haha well i would say 2 out of the 6 would be someone I would go for. I think I poked one of the midgety ones in the boobs on accident when I was explaining to you that I put all my cash down on the bottle and didnt have any left for you to buy them shots lol

It was funny, she smacked my arm like I was actually trying to grab her. I just pretended she wasn't there and continued talking to you. That was some classic sh*t.

i cant believe they didnt let me pay with my debit card. More on that later. Yeah they were pretty tiny now i rember i had to get a little lower to get in the pic lol good times

[Guest]

i cant believe they didnt let me pay with my debit card. More on that later. Yeah they were pretty tiny now i rember i had to get a little lower to get in the pic lol good times

lol you better include that in your TR bro! I got that sick vid from us at Tao im going to be posting up.. Its looking gooooooood

[KC2Vegas]

yeah it will be in the tr. Cant wait to see the vid of tao im working on my vids now. You can see us at spyonvegas.com when we were filming at tao.

[Guest]

Day 2 - Going to the Wet w/ the JC VIPs

I was rolling around in bed after a loong night, but I didn't drink too much so I wasn't in a state of drunkeness. Infact I was all hyped up. I got up again and went "Vegas Vegas Vegas.. LETS GO!!" Then I looked around, wait its not my room..and I m not home. I m already here. It was one of those WTF moments where you forgot you are sleeping somewhere else. I checked my phone and it was 8:05AM, I slept a total of 3 1/2 hours after getting back at 3:30am. I was ready to partaaaai again.

I looked over and the GF was passed the F out. She practically drank all my drinks since I was the DD. I turned the TV on and watched ESPN, and that was loud enough to wake her. She said that she didn't feel too well and her kidneys were hurting. So we decided it was a good idea to stay hydrated and to get some breakfast. We hit up the Deli at the Signatures tower 2. If there was a thing called gourmet breakfast, this place sure served them up. $24 of hotel credit sure went like it was $2. But I have to say, everything we ordered from the all american breakfast platter to the french toast sandwich was supremely tasty, and just what we needed to refuel.

We got about back around 10:30 or 11, I decided to take a mini nap and get up at 12 to get ready for the pool. I get a call at about 12:30 from Nassau's phone saying they are getting ready to head to the Wet and to get ready. I knew it was game time. GF was excited to go back to the Wet. We always have a great time there.

At around 1:30, I slow stroll down from Tower 3 walk around the flower beds and found this hidden tunnel that led to Wet Republic. I was carrying my red Silo cup full of Belvy + Cran. I saw Nassau when I opened the secret gate from the Signatures infront of the line at Wet. He said, "That drink sure looks delish..." The music at this point was loud enough and bumping. Wet Republic probably has the best out doors speakers in the world where it really feels like you are indoors in a club while you are in a huge open area.

I gave both of them fist bumps and our crew was ready to be marched into Wet. Dnix went up to the guy in front at check point #1 holding the clipboard. He said a few things, and the conversation lasted about 30 seconds. We by passed a line running about 100 people in bathing suits deep. We then got to the VIP id checking line at check point #2. A nice friendly guy asked us to pull up our shades so he can confirm it was really us. I looked over and saw a bunch of pissed people standing in the heat in the non-VIP id checking line waiting for days to get their IDs checked. We then were directed to a path that ran along the back wall. We got to check point #3 where people were dishing out $100 bills for the cover charges and D waved someone down that looked like a higher up at the Wet and he gave the gals a hand signal that everyone in our group is comped. He told the stamp guy to stamp us, and soon enough we were all carrying $100 stamps which gave us access to LDW 09 the whole day Sunday. Check point #4 was this retarded one where they checked your bags, and made you throw out water bottles. GF had some kidney pain so I brought some extra water bottles which we had to toss straight into the trash can. We both took chugs from them and wasted the rest.

We stepped in the Wet and 2 to 3 girls in straight up thongs walk by with towels looking for a spot. I looked at the DJ and sure enough it was SHARAM. Sharam is one off the hook DJ.. if you guys don't know, just watch this vid right now:

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCt4V_0IUfM[/ame]

And I was ready to party all the time with my JC crew. Dnix walked us over to his favorite bartender and within seconds, drinks with an expected amount of goose was ready for consumption. We found this sweet spot in the main party pool right when you walk in , the first corner. I drop our stuff down and hop into the pool with Dnix. GF was feeling a little Iffy, so she decided to just lay out and tan. Nassau was wearing cargo shorts at a pool party LOL but he was pimping and styling at the sametime, I cant blame him.

I chilled in the pool a little bit kind of reflecting on the forum and some of the members with D, while Sharam was playing these bumping ass tunes. These tunes were seriously bumping.. like the bass would thump so hard from those Wet speakers that it rattles your brain and makes a pleasurable sensation that makes you then dance in the pool and knod your head. I was sipping on my double sized Wet Rep Cran +Goose. Gotta keep things the same to be on the safe side. Chugged it all down.

Dnix was talking to some towel boy at Wet Rep, it seemed like he knew everyone where we went. I would say maybe ten minutes later, the towel boy brought him back some shades. I walk over to him with a WTF? look. Hes like, "yea I needed some shades and they hooked it up" These arent your shades you pick up at the $10 gift shop on the strip. Its looked like a nice pair of Dolce and Gabanna from the gift shop. Simply styling. I was like ,"Sh*t.. they need to get Nassau some board shorts.. "

GF came back from the restroom and her kidneys were hurting some more. Nassau ran off got me another goose cran and got the GF a Fiji. (Thanks Nassau.. she appreciates it alot!) She was sipping on some Fiji until she couldn't take it anymore. She needed go back to the room and rest. I was cool with that, I told her to call me if she feels worst. So it was just the 3 of us.. its time for the boys to hang.

I was chilling in our little corner where we would meet random people with Dnix. This girl swims up to me and says hi. I introduce myself and she cracks up.. I noticed a mouth full of braces. I found out she was from Texas..so I introduced her to Dnix right away. Dnix said HI, and when the girl looked away I asked him what he thinks.. hes like , "oh helll naw..." We swim a few feet away to distance ourselves...

This has to be an hour of us just relaxing, listening to Sharam bumping his tunes and Dnix suggested its a good idea to call and check up on my girl. I agreed.. I called her and she was happy I did check up on her shes fine for now. I came back and told Dnix thats a player move, I never even thought about that LOL Meanwhile Nassau rolls back with about 3 girls after he went and did his thing. The 3 girls were kind of stashed away at our corner of the pool, then he asked me if I wanted to be his "Shade". "hell yea man.. lets roll"

A shade is basically a wingman, its always good to roll around with a crew to look somewhat organized and I was ready to contribute to cause. We went to the bar and got another super sized Cran Goose. We stroll around with our drinks, and it seemed like every corner we turned.. the girls Nassau passed they always did a double take. So I tipped Nassau off which ones seem interested. We turned one more corner and this little midgety girl jumps on Nassau's shoulders and knocks over his drink. She was all excited to see him.. I m guessing its someone he knows from the night before. She then looked down and realized that she knocked over Nassau's drink. We were both like umm... thats kind of lame, but whatever. The girl then slowly started to form tears around her eyes. Then it got to the point where she sat down to sob, "i didnt mean too! I m such an idiot!!" We were like its all good yo.. its just a drink. But the girl just wouldnt stop wheeping. Nassau started to walk away and I followed him.. the girl grabbed on to my hands. I was like WTF. Imagine two guys over 6 feet with this tiny girl thats no taller then 5 foot and I m holding her hand. It looked like a kid getting pulled out of the amusement park by her daddy. As we were walking her friend came back from the restroom. I handed her over to her friend and both Nassau and I thought this was an opportune moment to bail the F out.

We found our way back into our corner and the girls Nassau brought over were still hanging out. I guess thats like our recruiting station for the rest of the day lol I got in the pool with everyone, and Nassau went for another run. I got another Goose cran coming my way. I forgot that I should probably go to the rest room if I m going to work on my 5th double sized drink. My drink comes and I gather everyone around me and have their full undivided attention. "No matter what you guys do, please protect this drink.. Im going to set it right here..and when I get back, please make sure its in one piece."

[Guest]

Day 2 - Going to the Wet w/ the JC VIPs -part II

I go to the restroom and it had to be no longer then 5 minutes. I come back and sure enough my drink was half empty. I looked at it and everyone was cracking a smile.. I was like ok WTF happened. They fessed up, " Some drunk just kicked it and we didn't have a chance to save it.. " This is a time for another Vegas lesson. Never set your drink down at a pool party. It never fails that a drunk mofo will kick it or it will some how magically knock itself down. I told them its alright..its bound to happen. One of the girls was nice enough to let me share her drink.

Its been a good few hours at Wet, we were all having fun. I thought it was a good idea to check my phone again. Looks like GF called and left a message. I quickly called her back and she said her kidneys were hurting real bad. I told her just hang tight.. I will run back to the tower. I politely excuse myself from the crowd and told Nassau what was going on. I couldn't find Dnix so I called him and left a drunken message. I hope it saved... its probably one of those classics.

I drunk walk my way back into the room. I didn't realized how many drinks I have had..but after Sharam's music stopped I could barely stand up. Everything became a blur, and the room started to spin. GF mumbled something like, "I called the Dr. and they said I should go to the hospital..." I was like WTF.. I cant drive you, can you take a cab? She was ok with this. My last moments that I remember was going to my walet and leaning over to hand her a $20 like someone trying to score a goaline touchdown. I laid face first in the bed and couldn't move. GF said, "If you need to throw up the trash can is right next to you.. " She takes off from the room..and battle in my stomach began.

(to be continued...)

[dnix]

Im LMAO at your TR. I remember the drink incident, but I dont remember it being half empty. I thought is was half full...........with pool water. LOL