P-tr-cks Trip Report

[P-tr-ck]

Upps too long have to make it into 2 partys

Day 3

Saturday Aug. 15th

Here we go Day 3 is coming. I just realized how much I experienced within this trip.

I have to add one thing to TAO on thursday.
I was once again walking from "my bar" to the main room when I see these beautiful ladies in lingerie lying on beds and dancing between me. I had to ask the bouncer if they were real women because they just looked sooo nice.
I was sure to see some angels.

But enough of that back to saturday. So I went to bed at around 7:30 AM and got up at around 3PM. I had the baddest hangover of my life and was so sure that I will never be able to recover. I took some aspirin drank a hell lot of water and immediately passed out again. Woke up at 5PM and realized that I totally forgot about Wet Republic. But to be honest even if I hadn't forgotten I didn't think I would have been able to make it.

I looked in the mirror and the face that looked back at me had no resemblance with myself. Vegas was killing me. I was just about to grab some Burger to eat when I remembered the complimentary spa passes for drift spa. So I put on my swimshorts, went to McDonalds and grabbed the only meal of the day. As I once said in one of my drunken posts "eating is overrated in Vegas".

After that Burger I felt a bit better and went to Drift Spa. Wow that place was perfect for a half dead man like me. First of all I went into the hottub, the hot water was making me dizzy and I immediately put a small towel that was laying in icewater on my head and chilled there for about 5 minutes. A spa attendant asked me if I wanted something to drink and i answered:"water Sir, I only need water."

He brought me a bottle of water and I immediately went into the steam room to sweat out all the alcohol that I was still feeling in my body because I really wanted to get into good party shape for XS. So I sat there in the steam room, it was hot, really hot and I once again was thinking that this trip was one for the ages. I was so glad I had all the pictures and videos on my cam because I knew otherwise nobody in germany would believe me a word. Sure the people on JC.com would believe me, because they know Vegas, but if you've never been to Vegas (NYC, I am not thinking of you ;-) ) who could blame them if they wouldn't believe me??

Than I realized that everything began to spin so I left the steam room immediately and jumped into the small pool with the ice cold water (nothing I would recommend but it worked perfect). On the one hand I wanted to sleep but on the other I thought If I'm already here I can also see what they have to offer. So I went to the Hamam, layd down, listened to the chillout music and looked onto the ceiling with all the lights that look like stars. I promise if you lay down there in the state I was in you will actually believe they put some real stars onto the ceiling.

I fell asleep for about 20 mins and after that had a shower and went back upstairs.

It was now 8PM and I was calling Ankit to set everything up for the night. He told me that most of the people that wanted to do bottle service didn't want to anymore because they lost too much money in Vegas. But that he can put us all on the guestlist and bring us in immediately if we wanted to. I really wanted to do bottle service so I searched for some replacements but didn't find any so I called Ankit and said we'll go with him and asked if he wanted to come over to our place and pregame. He said that he was staying at Wynn so it wouldn't make much sense for him to drive all the waya to Palms Place just for an hour of pregaming and asked if we wanted to come to his room instead.

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I said get the mixers and I'll bring the alcohol. At 9PM we were finally ready and hopped into a cab to Wynn. Ankit picked us up at the elevators and we went straight into their room (which had a perfect view of encore, the golf course and the encore pool) where we drank even more. Vodka Hypnotic, Pure Vodka and other stuff. That was also the first time I saw Warrens famous flask.

After that we walked to the encore where I suddenly saw this huge line. I was sure the line couldn't be for XS as it was only 10:30 I think and I couldn't see the club entrance. So we kept on walking, and walking and the line didn't end. Once we were at the front Ankit couldn't get in touch with his contact and I was getting a bit worried because I was sure that I would go crazy in that insane line. But on the other hand that means that this place has to be hot if everybody is willing to stand in that insane line. But after maximum 5 minutes Ankit came to us and said let's go guys we're in. Wow I immediately put the cam on record and recorded how we just went past the line.

"CRAZY, DREAM, CRAZY, BIG HUGE SMILE" <-- that was me.

I had to think of Nassau and his famous catch-phrase "I don't do lines". Same goes for me. We got some bad staredowns from people in the line, but I actually can understand this, when a group of only guys just skips the lines, skips the GuestList and TableService Lines and are first to get in. Wow even the people in front of the guestlist line looked at us and seemed to be jeaolous. Big thanks to Ankit who made that possible, I still can't imagine how he did it.

Once inside, the first thing I notice is that XS is a huge club. Wow I see beautiful dancers, lots of tables and the pool outside with even more tables. We started drinking, had some shots of patron and after me ordering my first Vodka Redbull this girl next to me says "Ough you're getting awfully close" to which I respond "Ough (imitating her) that's because I'm awfully drunk". She immediately starts smiling and we keep on chatting for a while until she gets her drink..... something blue.
Me: "What is that"
She: "Adios"
Me: "Adios????"
She: "Adios Motherfucker"
Me looking disturbed
She: "No, noo the drink is called adios motherfucker"
I start laughing and ask her if I can try it.
She: "you really don't know that drink"
Me: "I'm from germany I never heard of that before"
And she really lets me drink from her adios
(I cannot guarantee that the dialogue is 100% the words she and I used but it's pretty accurate)

So for the rest of the night I was drinking Adios Motherfuckers.

And now things are getting blurry. The next thing I know is me dancing on the main dance floor and talking to a thousand different people. I was just saying that I'm from germany I'm having the best time of my life, I love Vegas etc. and somehow I ended on this bad ass table right in the centre of the club, talking with a man that apparently was the one spending for the bottles. They had Grey Goose, Moet & Chandon, Veuve Clicquot and they or better he had a lot of beautiful women with him. As soon as he noticed that my glass was empty he insisted that I should take something from his table. After the second glass he wanted me to make another drink for him and myself. I was feeling cheap ond offered him to pay something. But he was like "no way you pay anything, just enjoy your time in Vegas" So I asked if I might take something from the Moet & Chandon because it has less Alcohol and he just said: "Don't ask, just grab a glass and have fun". He saif he has his own construction business somewhere in california (he did tell me the exact name but I forgot it).

A funny thing was when a bouncer saw me coming from the dancefloor to this talked about table and mixing me anoter drink. He grabbed me and the second he did that the owner of the table said that this was ok and the bouncer apologized, he didn't knew I was with the table etc. I just said I don't mind, he was just doing his job. The real funny thing is that maybe a few seconds later or a minute a really beautiful girl with fake breasts comes to the table and also starts mixing herself a drink. The bouncer sees this but does nothing and only looks at the Construction Guy who gives him a sign and the lady is escorted away from the table.

Next Thing I know is seeing the german guy from friday night (see last trip report from the afterparty at our room) who says they have a table just outside. So I sit with him and met Dustin again. The table actually was from a cool guy who has something to do with porn industry. Couldn't remember what he was doing exactly but he said he was some kind of producer. After the bottles were empty I decided I would buy another one together with Dustin, because I wanted to thank everyone for the night. So I got the table a bottle and wanted to go to the first table of e construction guy to thank him for the night but was pulled to the dance floor from the great beats that made me dance.

So I have to say that everybody who said that there were a lot of asian people there was right. But as I'm totally into asian girls this was like heaven on earth. I was going crazy dancing with asians and asking every asian I saw if they knew a friend of mine who is planning and hosting all the big asian partys in our area of germany. His girlfriend is asian and he knows tons of asian people but of course nobody knew him. But that was a great opener as I told them what he does and that I'm always partying on the "White Lotus" etc. Partys in germany and that I feel like in heaven being surrounded by so many beautiful asian ladies. They liked to hear that so I was partying with my new asian friends for the rest of the night with some breaks to go to our table and mix a new Vodka Cranberry.

At some point of the night I met an african american guy who invited me to his table upstairs by the pool, so I decided to take the stairs and search him. Didn't find him until the end of the night. He was passed out and either lost his table or didn't have one in the first place.

I don't know why but I just can get along very good with club bouncers. I'm never rude, always polite even if Im too drunk to walk on a straight line. So I got these two huge bouncers to "Fake Throw me Out" for a picture. Maybe they liked me because I told them how much I love America and especially Vegas and that there's no way anybody will believe me this in germany.

So we closed the cub down but as I was heading out dustin was gone. The only person I found was the porn producer. The next thing I know is waking up in front of my hotel room in my clothes, money on the floor and a Palazzo Key in my hand.

Dustin somehow invited some girls over and gave them our room key. But he was feeling so bad that he passed out. He was freaking out because he didn't want the ladies to see him lying on the floor like a dead man and he was also afraid that they would possibly robb him. So he locked the door and I was unable to get in. I screamed and hammered on the door but he was deep in the land of dreams and didn't hear anything.
What's the story with the Palazzo key. I honestly don't remeber anything from the moment I left XS to the moment I woke up in front of our door. But it seems as if I had been invited to a private after party in the Palazzo. I swear the only thing I see is a flash and boobs showering in a suite bathroom.

Crazy night. The Craziest Night of my life.


Pregaming at Ankits room


Dustin and Me going crazy after walking around the whole club (Adios in my hand)


The Gentleman that made my night. Does anybody know him? I really want to thank him for making this unbelievable night even better.


I love Asian girls.

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Getting "Fake thrown out" of XS. Damm that drunk dude I gave my cam should have taken this one better. They were actually holding me and my feet were in the air.

Hope you enjoyed it!

[Guest]

Daym..sounds like you werent drinking your gatorade and taking your Ibuprofens!!

Nice pics! I can't believe you were throwing keggers out that 600 sq ft Wynn room hahaha I should've thought of that

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Daym..sounds like you werent drinking your gatorade and taking your Ibuprofens!!

Nice pics! I can't believe you were throwing keggers out that 600 sq ft Wynn room hahaha I should've thought of that

Gatorade was gone after 1 day. Aspirin everyday. It was like a meal.

[ashroid]

Royale, at around 4-5 AM at the Wynn casino after XS, hookers were EVERYWHERE. It felt like all the girls visiting Vegas had gone to bed and all the girls left were hookers trying to feast on drunken desperate guys.

F*ck, they're everywhere. I've even had some proposition me in nightclubs at 3:30 in the morning. Even when I tried to be polite and defer them, they'd keep hustling me. One was even willing to go back to her car! (Fortunately, I had a car, except she said we could either use her car or my car!)

[mrankimonki]

nice report buddy saturday night was crazy -- i'm going to write up my side of it tomorrow since i've done enough writing tonight... it was my pleasure to help all you in -- i was lucky enough that an old business contact called in high up at XS and pretty much told them to let us in and asked me to pass on a small fee / tip. i can't wait to see your video of how we went STRAIGHT past all the 4000 people in that fat line

if you like asian girls, next time ur in SF, i'll take you to some of the hottest clubs where the asian girls hang out... u'll have the time of ur life... OR take you to www.asiasf.com

[P-tr-ck]

nice report buddy saturday night was crazy -- i'm going to write up my side of it tomorrow since i've done enough writing tonight... it was my pleasure to help all you in -- i was lucky enough that an old business contact called in high up at XS and pretty much told them to let us in and asked me to pass on a small fee / tip. i can't wait to see your video of how we went STRAIGHT past all the 4000 people in that fat line

if you like asian girls, next time ur in SF, i'll take you to some of the hottest clubs where the asian girls hang out... u'll have the time of ur life... OR take you to www.asiasf.com

thanks, I just hope my TRs are not to long.

[don.paulie]

Keep 'em coming Paddy. Finally got all the money together from my mates and booked last night. I am 100% going to Vegas in January.

It's shitty and grey skies here. I need these stories to keep me going.

[Guest]

thanks, I just hope my TRs are not to long.

Not at all.. short TRs are just lame. You guys set the new standard in TR'in!

[pradagirl]

Patrick! an amazing TR. wow. i definitely want to check out the palms now! you met some gorgeous girl too.. smoooooth

[luckythirteen]

sweet TR man.....I cannot wait for my trip in a month!

[hotforvegas]

awesome TR. Keep the pics coming

[dnix]

shoot me a pm when your TR is complete, so I can copy it to the TR thread.

[Aaron]

XS Was Crazyyyyy that dude in the pic was from Detroit but I'm not sure who he was exactly.