P-tr-cks Trip Report

[ashroid]

Not at all.. short TRs are just lame. You guys set the new standard in TR'in!

"TR" also stands for another thing in my circle of local friends.

[Mr.Vegas]

Damn Patrick! You had one helluva time bro! Freakin' A I can't wait for Vegas!!!!!!!

[Guest]

"TR" also stands for another thing in my circle of local friends.

Hmm that flew right over me! I m trying to think what it can mean... T1t Report?

[dnix]

Hmm that flew right over me! I m trying to think what it can mean... T1t Report?

I havent figured it out either.

[ashroid]

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Torn Rectum

That's the feeling you get after a night of drinking where you should have gone to the hospital instead of back to your hotel room. Other indications include if you've done the night before:

- biting people
- jumping into the Tryst Pool
- flipping your junk out in the middle of the dance floor
- drooling as you're passed out.
- breaking aquariums
- uncontrollable urination (with or without the warm water trick)
- etc.

It's kind of what I had in mind why dnix posted a disclaimer about the perils of too much drinking.

[P-tr-ck]

Hey guys thanks for the comments. I really want to contribute to this great forum.

I just arrived in NYC. First time here. Looking at the Hudson River. It really is a beautiful city.

I will now start writing my sunday TR but will grab something to eat inbetween. It might take some hours till I post it.

[hotforvegas]

Torn Rectum

That's the feeling you get after a night of drinking where you should have gone to the hospital instead of back to your hotel room. Other indications include if you've done the night before:

- biting people
- jumping into the Tryst Pool
- flipping your junk out in the middle of the dance floor
- drooling as you're passed out.
- breaking aquariums
- uncontrollable urination (with or without the warm water trick)
- etc.


It's kind of what I had in mind why dnix posted a disclaimer about the perils of too much drinking.

I would never admit to that dude, LOL! I have never associated a torn rectum with heavy drinking, sorry, I just haven't!

[Guest]

I would never admit to that dude, LOL! I have never associated a torn rectum with heavy drinking, sorry, I just haven't!

yea.. I think that definition flew over me as well.....I would understand if happened in a different city other then Vegas though.

[dnix]

hahaha......I dont think Ill ever use that term myself.

Reminds of a story I heard once: Your buddy continually comes to your house and drinks all of your beer, gets completely wasted, and passes out on your couch. This happens 3-4 times a week, and your tired of it, so this time you have a plan. After he passes out, you drag him outside near the bushes. Put gloves on, pull his pants down, rub vasoline on his butt, and hit his butt hole with a ball pin hammer. Then leave him in the bushes.

The guy this happened too, has NEVER mentioned that night, and NEVER been drunk at that apartment again. And NO I had no part in that story. Im not cruel enough to do that to someone.

[masterdeviance]

hahaha......I dont think Ill ever use that term myself.

Reminds of a story I heard once: Your buddy continually comes to your house and drinks all of your beer, gets completely wasted, and passes out on your couch. This happens 3-4 times a week, and your tired of it, so this time you have a plan. After he passes out, you drag him outside near the bushes. Put gloves on, pull his pants down, rub vasoline on his butt, and hit his butt hole with a ball pin hammer. Then leave him in the bushes.

The guy this happened too, has NEVER mentioned that night, and NEVER been drunk at that apartment again. And NO I had no part in that story. Im not cruel enough to do that to someone.

LMAO wtf?!?!

[Guest]

lol hmm imagine having to be the guy setting up the crime scene... thats just wrong

[dnix]

I feel sorry for the guy. His imagination has to be killing him. lol

[ellejay]

sounds like just another hot night to me!

[ellejay]

patrick finish up sunday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest]

Everything was good until he broke out the vasoline..