The Wingman Thread

[Keebler]

maybe just maybe.......but like charlie sheen once proclaimed I paid her to leave not for sex

Great line

[wat]

something like this....?

holy lord, those boobs have gotta be photoshopped on.


... well, something has to be photoshopped. I just don't believe.

[nyc2vegas]

holy lord, those boobs have gotta be photoshopped on.


... well, something has to be photoshopped. I just don't believe.

hahaha tao youre a better man than me, you ignore the ugly broad and notice the boobs, I saw the ugly chick and clicked off asap

[wat]

hahaha tao youre a better man than me, you ignore the ugly broad and notice the boobs, I saw the ugly chick and clicked off asap

I hate to be mean and all, but it's like a gruesome traffic accident - you can't turn away 'cause you're trying to figure it out.

[Cisco419]

I hate to be mean and all, but it's like a gruesome traffic accident - you can't turn away 'cause you're trying to figure it out.

or... you liked what you saw and couldn't look away

[wat]

or... you liked what you saw and couldn't look away

lol, NO

Imagine being a wingman that night, though.

[Cisco419]

lol, NO

Imagine being a wingman that night, though.

Whoever I wingman for better pay for my entire bar tab!!! And I'd have to be on a really fucken good one! lol

[KC2Vegas]

sometimes you have to take one for the team lol

[aria]

something like this....?

Holy shit. I thought tranny at first. Poor, poor girl.

[Keebler]

sometimes you have to take one for the team lol

Theres taking one for the team, then theres sacrificing the fact your d*ck may never work again. This i fear is the latter.

[uejjap]

Wikipedia knows everything! haha

Ill play wingman without a problem. For me its actually more fun to play the wingman because i like that situation. Being that im married i feel like i can say whatever i want and it just doesnt matter because what do i care? Ill dance with whatever and when i drink a lot i end up dancing with large women to get my friends laid. Ill handle the grenade, but i wont jump on them if you catch my drift, lol.

lol! This is exactly my motto! Quite honestly I have much more fun when I know at the end of the night I don't intend to take anyone home. The occasional boost from random women is enough to feed my ego.

I suppose that would make us the "AW"......

[Keebler]

Uejjap and Keebler.... Your designated AW

[IndianDude]

I've had the wingwoman approach me a few times & i think its a bit more obvious than the wingman. Maybe its different with a professional wingwoman, but it just kinda seems to me if a wingman comes up and starts chatting to your group he could possibly be interested in talking to you/your friends, when its a wingwoman, you know straight off they're up to something.

Yup.

Wingwomen might as well have a sign posted on their foreheads, it's extremely easy to spot them.

[dnix]

LOL at this thread

[KC2Vegas]

Yup.

Wingwomen might as well have a sign posted on their foreheads, it's extremely easy to spot them.

Can you imagine this

wingwomen goes up to a girl and says my customer thinks your hot would you like to meet him? Lol I now that's not the way they do it but it would be funny