Best/Worst PicK up Line!

[Keebler]

ahhhhh you blew it, you couldve gotten louis xiii

I guess that means im lucky to only buy Dom? haha

[ocTICK]

This is one of my friends pick up lines (2 parts):

First we were all commenting on how hot this woman was (we are all in a Jacuzzi) which we know strokes their egos even more. And this chick thought she was hot, and she was, However, my friend didn't complement her in the least. So, she asks my friend, "So don't you think I am hot?" He replies back in straight face. "NO, I have had better. Don't get me wrong, you are OK. Just not up there." Her jaw dropped a foot, and we all got a hilarious laugh out of it.

Later on, she comments "Don't you like my boobs, I paid good money for them." My friend replies back, "You should have taken the money and spent it on your teeth." She looked devastated. Like that was the first time in her life, she had ever been crushed like that. Later that night, they slept together. And it is not a fluke, I have seen countless times efforts like this work.

Balls...straight up balls, I could never do it.

[Keebler]

This is one of my friends pick up lines (2 parts):

First we were all commenting on how hot this woman was (we are all in a Jacuzzi) which we know strokes their egos even more. And this chick thought she was hot, and she was, However, my friend didn't complement her in the least. So, she asks my friend, "So don't you think I am hot?" He replies back in straight face. "NO, I have had better. Don't get me wrong, you are OK. Just not up there." Her jaw dropped a foot, and we all got a hilarious laugh out of it.

Later on, she comments "Don't you like my boobs, I paid good money for them." My friend replies back, "You should have taken the money and spent it on your teeth." She looked devastated. Like that was the first time in her life, she had ever been crushed like that. Later that night, they slept together. And it is not a fluke, I have seen countless times efforts like this work.

Balls...straight up balls, I could never do it.

That is balls. Im not like that so i really couldnt say that to someone. I know for some guys it works, but i just cant do it. I have a friend who just degrades girls like theres no tomorrow, and he ends up pulling them in. Just dont get it.

[ocTICK]

That is balls. Im not like that so i really couldnt say that to someone. I know for some guys it works, but i just cant do it. I have a friend who just degrades girls like theres no tomorrow, and he ends up pulling them in. Just dont get it.

Yep. I am too nice and end up being rejected by the partyinvegas25's "wagon circle defense".

[Cisco419]

Yep. I am too nice and end up being rejected by the partyinvegas25's "wagon circle defense".

Is there a story behind this?

[AKBoarder]

lawl ladder theory *eyeroll*

[partyinvegas25]

Is there a story behind this?

Yeah, what IS the story? I'm confused, wagon circle defense?

[Cisco419]

Yeah, what IS the story? I'm confused, wagon circle defense?

Nevermind lol

[ocTICK]

Yeah, what IS the story? I'm confused, wagon circle defense?

Big circle of girls to block guys trying to dance with your group.

[partyinvegas25]

Big circle of girls to block guys trying to dance with your group.

Okay, I get it! Yes, this does happen! But, like I said in another thread, it's usually just the weirdo guys that we do this to...

[ocTICK]

Okay, I get it! Yes, this does happen! But, like I said in another thread, it's usually just the weirdo guys that we do this to...

In my experience, 99% of all guys are weirdos. I struggle to wonder why women are even attracted to us.

[dnix]

In my experience, 99% of all guys are weirdos. I struggle to wonder why women are even attracted to us.

If your really lucky, their attracted to women, and they just use us for our.....

[brazeneye]

Or if "Hey" isn't enough I get followed around.. "Hey.. hey.... hey.... what's your name? Hey....". I attract the weirdos!

[tschwicht]

There is always this old trusty line:

"Hey, want to go back to my place, get a pizza and fuck?"

Of course when they say no, you look them dead in the eye and say "What, you don't like pizza?"

I've had my face slapped off in my younger days for that one. I'd say it's about a 2/98 success/failure ratio.

[dnix]

sounds like you should take "trusty" out the first sentence.