Best/Worst PicK up Line!

[AKBoarder]

Maybe crusty instead

[Keebler]

There is always this old trusty line:

"Hey, want to go back to my place, get a pizza and fuck?"

Of course when they say no, you look them dead in the eye and say "What, you don't like pizza?"

I've had my face slapped off in my younger days for that one. I'd say it's about a 2/98 success/failure ratio.

Funny for shock value, not to actually work, lol

[tschwicht]

sounds like you should take "trusty" out the first sentence.

Trusty as in always gets a laugh out of someone, whether it be the girl, friends waiting for an explosion, or anyone in the general area.

Crusty sounds old. When I said in my younger days, I meant 19 or 20. I'm only 27 now. If you were pertaining to cooked dough though nice play on words.

[Addicted2SinCity]

Trusty as in always gets a laugh out of someone, whether it be the girl, friends waiting for an explosion, or anyone in the general area.

Crusty sounds old. When I said in my younger days, I meant 19 or 20. I'm only 27 now. If you were pertaining to cooked dough though nice play on words.

I would actually laugh my ass off if some guy said that to me. I mean, it's so lame you know he knows it's not going to work, so how could you get offended?

[nyc2vegas]

Funny for shock value, not to actually work, lol

do pick up lines really really work??? for instance lets say a really fugly person has the best pick up line in the world will the girl really go for it? NO absolutely not, BUT if a guy that a girl was gaga over says the gayest dumbest pick up line you can bet your ass that shes going for it!!

[Addicted2SinCity]

do pick up lines really really work??? for instance lets say a really fugly person has the best pick up line in the world will the girl really go for it? NO absolutely not, BUT if a guy that a girl was gaga over says the gayest dumbest pick up line you can bet your ass that shes going for it!!

I think you summed it up perfectly.

[Keebler]

Your so dreamy

[AKBoarder]

Why thank you Keebler, but the dudes on dudes forum is elsewhere

[wat]

There is always this old trusty line:

"Hey, want to go back to my place, get a pizza and fuck?"

Of course when they say no, you look them dead in the eye and say "What, you don't like pizza?"

I've had my face slapped off in my younger days for that one. I'd say it's about a 2/98 success/failure ratio.

I'm interested to hear the back story behind the 2% success ratio.

[Keebler]

I'm interested to hear the back story behind the 2% success ratio.

Very drunk, very very very drunk

[Cisco419]

Very drunk, very very very drunk

he just wants to know so that he can take notes and possibly learn "how" to close the deal!

[wat]

he just wants to know so that he can take notes and possibly learn "how" to close the deal!

lol, 'cause whatever it was I did sure as hell didn't work

[Keebler]

Take notes of the alcohol consumption.

Well ill let you know in September. Ill use this line. Since im married i have no shame whatsoever saying things to girls because what does it matter to me? It'll just be a funny things for the guys with me, lol

[IndianDude]

"Hey, want to go back to my place, get a pizza and fuck?"

Of course when they say no, you look them dead in the eye and say "What, you don't like pizza?"

You know, I've never tried a pick up line on a woman before, but I like this one, I think i'll use it just for the hell of it.

[tschwicht]

I'm interested to hear the back story behind the 2% success ratio.

Funny you caught that, but someone else already summed it up. I can't give away all my secrets!

I would actually laugh my ass off if some guy said that to me. I mean, it's so lame you know he knows it's not going to work, so how could you get offended?

If anyone thought that I would actually use this going in with the mindset that I wasn't going to get laughed at hysterically and/or possibly get a drink in my face, I apologize. That's exactly what it's for. I have a sick sense of what's considered fun. I assure you everyone around me enjoys it though.