Best/Worst PicK up Line!

[dnix]

There is always this old trusty line:

"Hey, want to go back to my place, get a pizza and fuck?"

Of course when they say no, you look them dead in the eye and say "What, you don't like pizza?"

I've had my face slapped off in my younger days for that one. I'd say it's about a 2/98 success/failure ratio.

Funny you caught that, but someone else already summed it up. I can't give away all my secrets!



If anyone thought that I would actually use this going in with the mindset that I wasn't going to get laughed at hysterically and/or possibly get a drink in my face, I apologize. That's exactly what it's for. I have a sick sense of what's considered fun. I assure you everyone around me enjoys it though.

I just realized, Im gonna get to see this pickup line in action. Lost of shots for tschwicht. LOL

[Guest]

You know, I've never tried a pick up line on a woman before, but I like this one, I think i'll use it just for the hell of it.

Make sure the girl is a heffer... the pizza line would work

[nyc2vegas]

Make sure the girl is a heffer... the pizza line would work

yeah but the punch COULD be a knockout punch if its a heffer!!!!

[Guest]

hahaha speaking of the subject, I was looking for a promoter at Jet and this pic got me cracking up..



Maybe I shouldn't go to Jet afterall? lol

[tschwicht]

I just realized, Im gonna get to see this pickup line in action. Lost of shots for tschwicht. LOL

I probably haven't attempted this one in about 6 years. It's time to bring it back.

[Keebler]

hahaha speaking of the subject, I was looking for a promoter at Jet and this pic got me cracking up..



Maybe I shouldn't go to Jet afterall? lol

hahahahaha. good lord thats funny.