Best/Worst PicK up Line!

[Keebler]

bahahahahaha is that really 50/50?

60% of the time it works 100% of the time. Just like Sex Panther.

[Mike7T7]

60% of the time it works 100% of the time. Just like Sex Panther.

Lmao Sex Panther FTMFW!!!

[Keebler]

How about that scene in "The Break Up" when Vince Vaughn goes out with his brother back to a club for the first time in forever and they sit down at a table next to these 2 girls and hes telling Vince "Girls want their information fast and quick. The times have changed" and then he turns to the girls and goes "Now let me tell you what i want to do to you. First i want to take off all your clothes, and then i want to wrap you in cerain wrap, and then im going to make 2 holes, 1 for your mouth and one for your...." and the girl gets up and walks away. hahahaha I always thought that was hilarious.

[masterdeviance]

It's made with bits of real panther so you know its good

[Cisco419]

How about that scene in "The Break Up" when Vince Vaughn goes out with his brother back to a club for the first time in forever and they sit down at a table next to these 2 girls and hes telling Vince "Girls want their information fast and quick. The times have changed" and then he turns to the girls and goes "Now let me tell you what i want to do to you. First i want to take off all your clothes, and then i want to wrap you in cerain wrap, and then im going to make 2 holes, 1 for your mouth and one for your...." and the girl gets up and walks away. hahahaha I always thought that was hilarious.

that part was hilarious!!!

there's a similar scene in Forgetting Sarah ******** but I can't remember it!

[Keebler]

that part was hilarious!!!

there's a similar scene in Forgetting Sarah ******** but I can't remember it!

INSIDE OF YOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cisco419]

INSIDE OF YOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

haha that was his song to her!!! awesome!!!

or the guy on his honeymoon, "if god was a city contracter he wouldn't have put the sewer next to the playground"

[Mike7T7]

How about that scene in "The Break Up" when Vince Vaughn goes out with his brother back to a club for the first time in forever and they sit down at a table next to these 2 girls and hes telling Vince "Girls want their information fast and quick. The times have changed" and then he turns to the girls and goes "Now let me tell you what i want to do to you. First i want to take off all your clothes, and then i want to wrap you in cerain wrap, and then im going to make 2 holes, 1 for your mouth and one for your...." and the girl gets up and walks away. hahahaha I always thought that was hilarious.

Lol I laugh so hard when I saw that part since the guuy that said that played like a badass boss in the 2 fast 2 furious

[IRockNvegas]

Like previously you can't say this shit seriously so here's a couple, both random as hell and the first thing out of your mouth.

"so tell me who else do you think is hot in here besides me?"

"are you part of obamas stimulus package, because you are stimulating my package"

I had my drunk buddy use this on a really hot drunk girl and he said it while she was in the middle of a swig and she spit up all over the place laughing. He was her new best friend after that.

[dnix]

I knew irock wouldnt let us down. lol

[IRockNvegas]

He made it great cause he said it with black lady swagger, you know with head bobbin and finger snappin.

Dude I'm lmao as I write this, can't wait to tell him

[nyc2vegas]

He made it great cause he said it with black lady swagger, you know with head bobbin and finger snappin.

Dude I'm lmao as I write this, can't wait to tell him

I f$%^& pissing in my pants right now......i gotta sign off this board for today!!!!

[Cisco419]

I f$%^& pissing in my pants right now......i gotta sign off this board for today!!!!

your supposed to be working right? haha lucky for me today is my half day! but the down side is I get off at 930 tonight and have to be back at 5am!

[nyc2vegas]

your supposed to be working right? haha lucky for me today is my half day! but the down side is I get off at 930 tonight and have to be back at 5am!

yeah if you want to call it that....do any of us really work???

[Keebler]

Not really. All day at work i was on the board. But i get off at 3 on Fridays so now im home on the board, lol