Best/Worst PicK up Line!

[Cisco419]

I figured this might get intresting/funny but what's the best or worst pick up line you've ever heard, used, or had used on you?

I was at a local bar by the beach and this guy is kinda standing next to where my group and me were standing, he's looking around like he's on the prowl, then comes up to this group of 4 girls sitting at a table, leans over and goes, "Do you like frozen yogurt?" to one of the girls. She looks at him with a WTF?!? look, he then just looks down and walks away. It was comedy!!! Or maybe you just had to be there!

[AKBoarder]

The stupidest one I've ever personally used, that worked, was walking up to this group of girls, honing in on the one I wanted to talk to, and go "My favorite muppet is Grover, which one was yours?" and she gave me that same completely fucking "are you retarded" look and then busted up laughing hysterically. It ended up going very well for me.

Other than that, I'm not really a pickup line guy, I normally just introduce myself to any girl I want to talk to and go from there, or ask them to dance. It's been a couple years though, so I'm probably rusty as hell.

[dnix]

Why not just let the girls come to you?

[nyc2vegas]

jeremy womack does a great bit on it in his blog, its pretty good reading!

http://www.jeremywomack.com/2007_10_01_archive.html

[AKBoarder]

Why not just let the girls come to you?

I do, most of the time, because girls are attracted to shiny things and tall=shiny to them, haha

omg forum girls don't hurt me

[Mike7T7]

I like using these lines its a 50/50 you never know till you try it goes like this..

I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you.

Or

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

[dnix]

I like using these lines its a 50/50 you never know till you try it goes like this..

I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you.

Or

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

bahahahahaha is that really 50/50?

[masterdeviance]

The stupidest one I've ever personally used, that worked, was walking up to this group of girls, honing in on the one I wanted to talk to, and go "My favorite muppet is Grover, which one was yours?" and she gave me that same completely fucking "are you retarded" look and then busted up laughing hysterically. It ended up going very well for me.

Other than that, I'm not really a pickup line guy, I normally just introduce myself to any girl I want to talk to and go from there, or ask them to dance. It's been a couple years though, so I'm probably rusty as hell.

Hahaha saying randomass things to chicks is like my forte. It esp works when they've heard every other stupid pickup line in the known universe. You have to say it with the right amount of slyness and with the proper body lang to not look like a weirdo though. And you have to move on quick from the weirdass question to something else.

[masterdeviance]

bahahahahaha is that really 50/50?

lol sounds more like 10/90

[SoCal Girl]

Some guy came up to me and said: " Hey I like your shoes...I wonder how they would look under my bed"

They were really hot shoes but....

[dnix]

Honestly, I think if a girl goes for that shit, she would go for any line. Shes interested regardless of what you say. IMO

[Mike7T7]

bahahahahaha is that really 50/50?

Lol depends how wasted you and the person you talking to

[AKBoarder]

That's the thing about lines, is that you hit the nail on the head...

if you're a total skeezball and she's like "eww" you could have the smoothest line in the world and you're going to get shot down

honestly pick up lines are more for the guy because it's just something easy for us to remember to say when we're wasted, that way you don't just walk up and stand there with your mouth open because you're too drunktarded to talk

[AKBoarder]

p.s.

my new pickup line..

"i post both ways"

[masterdeviance]

In that scene in "40 yr old virgin" I remember Steve Carell's friend's goal is just to hit on the drunkest girls. lol morally ambiguous and not something i go for, but you know alot of guys in vegas esp. are relying on this.