Hurricane Svetlana hits Vegas (Sept 15-20)

[Svetlana]

This is totally a preview as I’m in no shape to type a full report at this time. The blood in my veins has been replaced with vodka and it’s taking a while to recoup.

This is where/who/what happened over the 6 days and I have to write it down now before I forget it all. Full report to come soon.

Thursday:
Pussy Cat Doll Saloon
Gallery
Haze - Industry
Pure

Friday:
Marquee - Dave Aude with Jonas Tempel
Carnival Court

Saturday:
Tao Beach – Safari Party
Haze - Lloyd
Tryst
XS - Avicii
Spearmint Rhino
Artisan
Drais

Sunday:
Rehab - DIPLO
Vanity
Bank - Industry
Drais

Monday:
XS – Steve Aoki

Now that I look at this, I have no idea why we went to some of these places?

[ChappStick]

looking forward to hearing it!

[DrGill]

Svetlana,

It was a blast meeting you! Both Chad S. and I had a great time hanging out with you.

We hope to connect with you again in Vegas one day!

You are the ultimate party machine and a heck of a nice person!

Cheers!

AJ

[scrub]

Svetlana,

It was a blast meeting you! Both Chad S. and I had a great time hanging out with you.

We hope to connect with you again in Vegas one day!

You are the ultimate party machine and a heck of a nice person!

Cheers!

AJ

Ditto!!!! I dont think that our BAC is back to normal yet either.....

[Guest]

Very nice! I hope you are ready for Tornado AOD to hit the Northwest Looking forward to your report..

[Svetlana]

Oh Vegas… sometimes you’re a dirty hooker, sometimes you’re a sweet kiss goodnight and I love you for everything you are.

Intro: there were about 20 of us from Seattle that were heading to Sin City for the weekend. 5 of us stayed in the same room, the rest were spread out around the Strip, so we didn’t see about 10 of them.

Main players:
Myself, they called me a hurricane – it’s pretty accurate.
Z – party girl, good friend of mine.
S – Z’s sister. Was only in town for Friday and Saturday night. A good time.
D – our gay boy, I called him our hairdresser all weekend.
E – in Vegas all the time, knows everyone who’s anyone and who's no-one. Also knows who and where has a table and bottle service.

Thursday:

Z, D and I head out of Sea-Tac to LV. Our flight was pretty early so we didn’t drink toooo much, just a little pre-funk with the shooters I brought. Got to Vegas, took a cab to Rumor, threw stuff in our room and went on an adventure to the liquor store. Stocked up for the weekend and began the real pre-funk. E flew in later in the night and by that point the 3 of us were liquored up and ready for the night. We headed to Planet Hollywood to meet up with some other fools, ahem friends. Were tricked by promoters to stop by the Pussy Cat Doll Saloon for open bar – SOLD! We actually walked in there just as the Dolls were taking stage for a performance which only lasted 5 minutes but was entertaining non-the-less. We then moved on to Gallery, to check it out. IT WAS BORING. I know it was Thursday and all but c’mon! Put some hotter girls in those nets under the ceiling and enforce some (ANY!) dress code – guys were wearing flip flops in the club. Ew.

Next stop was Haze. E’s friend had a table there and she wanted to go “say hi”. So we did. On the way there, her and I promptly lost everyone (10 people, we’ve got skills) and were walked in past the line to the table. Shots of tequila followed as well as some lame attempts at smooth talking us to come “check out the rooms at Aria”. No thank you We tipped the server and our conscience was clear.

Then E and I jumped in a cab and headed somewhere. At this point I was drrrrruuunk and couldn’t be sure what was happening. As I later found out, we went to Pure. Why? Who knows. According to my facebook, “I'm pretty sure i was just handed some e and I put in the ash tray so if anyone would like some, it's in my ash tray”. That was probably a smart decision. The next thing I know, I’m on a casino floor but I have no idea what casino and had to ask a nearby blackjack dealer, who called security and they directed me to the cabs. I don’t remember getting back to the hotel or getting in bed. I was clearly a disaster. What a way to start out a Vegas trip!

Day 2 tomorrow

[Svetlana]

Friday:

Started off extremely rough. I was convinced there was something wrong with me because I felt TERRIBLE. I actually called my doctor and described my symptoms: headache, nausea, body ache, sensitivity to light… the list goes on. Her response? “In my medical opinion, you are suffering from what’s known as Veisalgia.” …pause… Me: “I’m sorry, what? Should I call 911?” She said, “No, you should google what that is and go buy some pedialyte.” I get off the phone, get on google and become extremely irritated. My doc just diagnosed me with a hangover. Really? Is that gonna be in my medical chart? Ridiculous. Anyways, I walked my ass to CVS in the 100 degree heat, got water, pedialyte, and a beer. I am still convinced that the beer is what saved my life.

When I returned from the dead around 4 pm, I headed to the pool. Turns out, my friends were all there. I also found out that Rumor was the host hotel for the lesbian events of Pride weekend. Imagine the look on my face when I saw all these half naked women dancing and making out with each other around the pool. Am I in heaven? It appeared that way. A few hours of mingling and we had a gaggle of new hot friends who were going to be joining us later at Marquee after all of us went and cheered on the Pride parade in Downtown Vegas. I’ve seen the parades in Seattle but the Vegas one was awesome because it was at night! Genius!

Back to the hotel, drinks, makeup, hair, dresses, heels… you get the idea. We headed out around 11:30 -12 as we had to wait for S, who just flew in. Meet up with our new lezzy friends and make our way to the hotel lobby to get cabs and head out. As we walk out of the hotel, there is a limo in the taxi line and the driver invites us all (about 10 at this point) into the limo for some champagne and is offering to give us a ride to the club. Why yes, we would love a limo to the club! It goes smoothly until we are almost into the Cosmopolitan parking/drop off area, and when the driver takes a turn all we hear is krrrrchhhhkrrrr. Yep, that was the guardrail/fence. Should’ve taken a wider turn, buddy. We get out, thank him for the ride, give him a generous tip and make our way to the Marquee line. It was a mess! Why are lines at Marquee always such a disaster? Go to the 3rd floor, give the door guy a smile and 2 hundreds and the rope magically comes up. Score!

I know some of you will throw rocks at me but Marquee was lame. The crowd was wrong, the hip hop room had no A/C and the outside was still hot even though it was night time. The main stage was bumpin’ but security were assholes and you couldn’t stop anywhere near the action unless you were at a table. At this point I have a low tolerance for bullsh*t and I’m still not feeling a 100% so when AJ (DrGill) and Chad (scrub) from the JC forums texted me and said they were at Carnival Court, it sounded like a perfect idea. I had already lost all my girls and really couldn’t think of a better time to leave. Made it over to O’Sheas and met up with the doctors – we had a blast! Thank you guys! Chatted about fake boobs, Vegas and drinking for a couple of hours and closed the place down haha.

I then went on a mission to try to find my friends but quickly gave up because I was having fun and they can’t party like a Russian. Made my way over to Bill’s to go to Drai’s but got derailed on my mission to meet up with Opus, also from the JC forums. We ended up playing the slots and drinking the free beveys till about 6? I may be wrong on the time here, but when we walked outside, the sun was coming up! Love Vegas sunrises! I made it back to the hotel at about 7 or so only to find most of my friends were still up, partying with our new friends from earlier in the day! We all settled in around 8 for a big slumber party

Saturday was a long long long day and that is to come later

[IRockNvegas]

There's a liver listed for sale on eBay at a good buy it now price if your interested.

[Opus]

You did NOT tell me there were lesbians right across the street from me! I would have accidentally made a wrong turn going back to HRH and swung by!

Good to meet you-you are a blast to hang out with, and I hope to catch up with you in Vegas again soon!

[Svetlana]

Saturday:

A 3 hour nap and it was really Saturday. Around 11 we started to get ready for Tao Beach. A couple of Red Bulls and we were in the cab making our way to the Venetian. D and I felt pretty terrible but powered through and open bar definitely helped forget how awful we were feeling. We drank; we danced, met some random people from all over the world but were ready to get in the pool. The pool at Tao was over capacity and we decided to lounge at the Venetian pool. Long story short, after 2 hours in the pool and a half a dozen vodka sodas I was out like a light bulb for 2 hours on the side of the pool. After the power nap we made our way over to the MGM and watched the fight for about 10 minutes on one of the big screens but were over it as it’s not really our thing.

Got ready, drank, and headed to Haze. E’s friend’s sugar-daddy had a table for us on the dance floor. Lloyd was preforming there later and the place was on fire! Sexy people everywhere! We got our dance on, the bottles kept showing up and the four of us were having a great time pulling sexy girls off the dance floor to join us. It was probably around 1 when Z and I decided that we were ready to move on. Got to the Wynn, went to Tryst, weren’t really feelin’ it and walked over to XS. Ah, how I love this place! And Avicii was DJing! He’s awesome! Z and I met some Brazilian guys who didn’t waste any time and tried to molest our faces without even offering a drink. Rude! We made an escape and were invited to a table with a bunch of guys from Vancouver. We danced it up a bit and took pics with them, and made our way out to the dance floor. I realized that it was almost 3 and decided that I was ready for after-hours, leaving Z behind with some British gentleman. As I was standing in the cab line, a guy standing off to the side was like, “hey, want to come to the strip club with us?” My initial reaction was that I probably shouldn’t but his buddies seemed cool and were waiting for the car to come out of valet. It does and it’s a Bentley. I decided that there would be nothing wrong with going to a strip club in a Bentley with 3 guys I don’t know with my phone being completely dead. Shenanigans. I am still thanking my lucky stars for the driver not killing us on the way there. He was driving like a bat out of hell and was probably more intoxicated than Lindsay Lohan normally is.

We go to the Rhino. In one piece. A handshake later and we were at a table. Beautiful women everywhere. Ahhh. Heaven. One of the guys got me a vip lap dance and what happened in the vip will have to stay at the vip

I joined them at Artisan for some afterhours but the crowd was weird. Like, there were gay boys trying to make out with me. Weird I tell ya. And my Bentley companions were getting a little too touchy for my liking so I excused myself to the ladies room and actually made a bee-line for the cab. Whew.

The cabbie was the best! He had vodka and let me smoke in the cab. AWESOME! He took me to Drai’s and I was hoping to find Z or E there but with a dead phone, it proved to be pretty hard. It was about 5am at the time and the line to get in was RIDICULOUS. In line to talk to a dude with a clipboard I met a couple, pretty girl on the arm of a wide-shouldered guy. A little smile and a little flirt with the girl and they invited me to come in with them to the table they were getting next to the DJ booth. Done! It was sooo packed in there, just amazing! People were doing lines of coke off the table - Vegas, I love you. Alex (the girl I met) and I were having a great time dancing and flirting. Her boyfriend was trying to join in the action but she asked him to go away haha. We tried to sneak into the bathroom but the bathroom attendant kept yelling “one at a time!!!” so that didn’t work out. The hip hop room was super packed too, engulfed in a cloud of weed smoke; I got high just from being there for 10 minutes. I didn’t know what time it was at this point but Alex had to go find her boyfriend who had apparently overdone it with the shrooms. After I made my way back to the table I couldn’t find either of them and was getting pretty exhausted so I figured it was probably time to go. When I made it out to the casino floor I was literally blinded by the sunshine coming in through the doors. It was 9:52 AM. Amazing.

Cab back to the hotel only to find D passed out outside next to our building, half way in the bushes. Looks like all had a good night and made it to Sunday. Or mostly made it to Sunday haha

[YellowandNavy]

^^^^ That is some serious partying right there. Mad props!!!

[WiscoBrad]

Best. TR. Ever.

[jilla]

awesome TR!

[Guest]

Oh Vegas… sometimes you’re a dirty hooker, sometimes you’re a sweet kiss goodnight and I love you for everything you are.

Intro: there were about 20 of us from Seattle that were heading to Sin City for the weekend. 5 of us stayed in the same room, the rest were spread out around the Strip, so we didn’t see about 10 of them.

Main players:
Myself, they called me a hurricane – it’s pretty accurate.
Z – party girl, good friend of mine.
S – Z’s sister. Was only in town for Friday and Saturday night. A good time.
D – our gay boy, I called him our hairdresser all weekend.
E – in Vegas all the time, knows everyone who’s anyone and who's no-one. Also knows who and where has a table and bottle service.

Thursday:

Z, D and I head out of Sea-Tac to LV. Our flight was pretty early so we didn’t drink toooo much, just a little pre-funk with the shooters I brought. Got to Vegas, took a cab to Rumor, threw stuff in our room and went on an adventure to the liquor store. Stocked up for the weekend and began the real pre-funk. E flew in later in the night and by that point the 3 of us were liquored up and ready for the night. We headed to Planet Hollywood to meet up with some other fools, ahem friends. Were tricked by promoters to stop by the Pussy Cat Doll Saloon for open bar – SOLD! We actually walked in there just as the Dolls were taking stage for a performance which only lasted 5 minutes but was entertaining non-the-less. We then moved on to Gallery, to check it out. IT WAS BORING. I know it was Thursday and all but c’mon! Put some hotter girls in those nets under the ceiling and enforce some (ANY!) dress code – guys were wearing flip flops in the club. Ew.

Next stop was Haze. E’s friend had a table there and she wanted to go “say hi”. So we did. On the way there, her and I promptly lost everyone (10 people, we’ve got skills) and were walked in past the line to the table. Shots of tequila followed as well as some lame attempts at smooth talking us to come “check out the rooms at Aria”. No thank you We tipped the server and our conscience was clear.

Then E and I jumped in a cab and headed somewhere. At this point I was drrrrruuunk and couldn’t be sure what was happening. As I later found out, we went to Pure. Why? Who knows. According to my facebook, “I'm pretty sure i was just handed some e and I put in the ash tray so if anyone would like some, it's in my ash tray”. That was probably a smart decision. The next thing I know, I’m on a casino floor but I have no idea what casino and had to ask a nearby blackjack dealer, who called security and they directed me to the cabs. I don’t remember getting back to the hotel or getting in bed. I was clearly a disaster. What a way to start out a Vegas trip!

Day 2 tomorrow

hahaha i completely agree with you on the net girls...they have them on rotation, and its not always that bad!

[Guest]

Friday:

Started off extremely rough. I was convinced there was something wrong with me because I felt TERRIBLE. I actually called my doctor and described my symptoms: headache, nausea, body ache, sensitivity to light… the list goes on. Her response? “In my medical opinion, you are suffering from what’s known as Veisalgia.” …pause… Me: “I’m sorry, what? Should I call 911?” She said, “No, you should google what that is and go buy some pedialyte.” I get off the phone, get on google and become extremely irritated. My doc just diagnosed me with a hangover. Really? Is that gonna be in my medical chart? Ridiculous. Anyways, I walked my ass to CVS in the 100 degree heat, got water, pedialyte, and a beer. I am still convinced that the beer is what saved my life.

When I returned from the dead around 4 pm, I headed to the pool. Turns out, my friends were all there. I also found out that Rumor was the host hotel for the lesbian events of Pride weekend. Imagine the look on my face when I saw all these half naked women dancing and making out with each other around the pool. Am I in heaven? It appeared that way. A few hours of mingling and we had a gaggle of new hot friends who were going to be joining us later at Marquee after all of us went and cheered on the Pride parade in Downtown Vegas. I’ve seen the parades in Seattle but the Vegas one was awesome because it was at night! Genius!

Back to the hotel, drinks, makeup, hair, dresses, heels… you get the idea. We headed out around 11:30 -12 as we had to wait for S, who just flew in. Meet up with our new lezzy friends and make our way to the hotel lobby to get cabs and head out. As we walk out of the hotel, there is a limo in the taxi line and the driver invites us all (about 10 at this point) into the limo for some champagne and is offering to give us a ride to the club. Why yes, we would love a limo to the club! It goes smoothly until we are almost into the Cosmopolitan parking/drop off area, and when the driver takes a turn all we hear is krrrrchhhhkrrrr. Yep, that was the guardrail/fence. Should’ve taken a wider turn, buddy. We get out, thank him for the ride, give him a generous tip and make our way to the Marquee line. It was a mess! Why are lines at Marquee always such a disaster? Go to the 3rd floor, give the door guy a smile and 2 hundreds and the rope magically comes up. Score!

I know some of you will throw rocks at me but Marquee was lame. The crowd was wrong, the hip hop room had no A/C and the outside was still hot even though it was night time. The main stage was bumpin’ but security were assholes and you couldn’t stop anywhere near the action unless you were at a table. At this point I have a low tolerance for bullsh*t and I’m still not feeling a 100% so when AJ (DrGill) and Chad (scrub) from the JC forums texted me and said they were at Carnival Court, it sounded like a perfect idea. I had already lost all my girls and really couldn’t think of a better time to leave. Made it over to O’Sheas and met up with the doctors – we had a blast! Thank you guys! Chatted about fake boobs, Vegas and drinking for a couple of hours and closed the place down haha.

I then went on a mission to try to find my friends but quickly gave up because I was having fun and they can’t party like a Russian. Made my way over to Bill’s to go to Drai’s but got derailed on my mission to meet up with Opus, also from the JC forums. We ended up playing the slots and drinking the free beveys till about 6? I may be wrong on the time here, but when we walked outside, the sun was coming up! Love Vegas sunrises! I made it back to the hotel at about 7 or so only to find most of my friends were still up, partying with our new friends from earlier in the day! We all settled in around 8 for a big slumber party

Saturday was a long long long day and that is to come later

lol dang.. I should be a Dr. I already made plenty of recommendations of buying Pedialyte in the morning to recover. The Target brand especially cause it tastes better and is the samething!